Gutfeld! Monologues - Identity Politics Disappears

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg’s wisecracks on former president Bill Clinton’s health. Also, identity politics disappear when a terrorist appears. Greg explains. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Meanwhile, bills were never on. When asked about his health, Bill Clinton said, you know, when you're older, you have to be more careful to stay hydrated. I guess this is why he always urged women to swallow. I don't understand. It's at least eight glasses of water. On a recent episode of Jimmy Kimmel,

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marching in support of Israeli hostages taken by Hamas. The suspect who shouted free Palestine entered the country under Biden in 2022 on a tourist visa. But as Stephen Miller notes, he overstayed it, remained here illegally, and was even given a work permit by the Biden White House. The only thing missing was a voter registration card marked Democrat. So remember the name Mohammed Sabri Solomon before the media erases it, because it's amazing how fast identity politics disappears when a terrorist appears. Suddenly who or what the creep is becomes the least important thing. Seriously, if this fellow was up for a job at the faculty lounge in Columbia or Harvard,

it would be front and center. But if you live by identity politics, you die by it. And it's identity politics that defined this man as aggrieved and helped pave the way for his deed. Now, this terror attack should have been prevented. But when you elect a crumbling president, you get a crumbling country. It's the clearest cause and effect. But the Dems weren't just asleep at the gate. They cracked it wide open and stepped aside.

But of course, the media will deflect. While normal Americans will ask questions like, how was this asshole in the country? The media will talk about Israel's role and remind us which religion is the religion of peace. But we know the truth. Trump pointed it out and was called racist for it. How many victims resulted from Democrats mocking our fears about the border? And like always, the media focuses on the Trump administration's reaction, not the fiery attack itself. On CNN, former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe slammed Cash Patel for calling it terrorism.

CNN national security analyst Juliet Kayim did the same, because it's never the attack. It's the reaction. So as normal people fumed that this illegal was led into exact terror, shameless Dems feign disgust, then retreat to uselessness or worse. How soon before Chris Van Hollen visits and orders a mimosa with two straws? Don't order the cocktail. But it's simple. Vicious terror attacks are carried out against Americans in the name of a faraway cause

that's driven by lies and hate. You can now kill an American here in the name of Intifada, pushed by well-funded West hating radicals. But for the left in the media, there's always something worse than terrorism. It's being wrong. For us, a terror attack spurs anger and frustration, but the media, they go on the defensive

because it is far worse for them to admit they back the wrong side. There goes their false sense of moral superiority, the kind that justified burning looted cities, the kind seen on those signs, on front lawns and suburbs, signs in which the inhabitants profess their sanctimony. But there's nothing on those signs

that speaks to the things, we experience. Why isn't there a sign that states the obvious, like, we don't kill Jews here? Or we don't believe in protecting violent illegals. You know, it could read like this. We don't kill Jews here. We believe in legal immigration. We defend the Second Amendment. We want strong borders. We believe men can't be women and we can't stand Jesse Waters. But, you know, maybe people don't want a Molotov thrown through their living room window. So they pretend that evil can only be Trump and America, which means every real evil can stroll right in. Let's welcome to our kids.

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