Gutfeld! Monologues - Is AI Already F’d Because It Leans Too Far Left?

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld!, Host of “Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!” on FOX Nation, Roseanne Barr, Actor and Comedian Jamie Lissow, and Co-Hosts of the Tyrus and Timpf Podcast, Tyrus and Kat Timpf discuss Secretary Pete Buttigieg’s mishandling of his role as U.S. Transportation Secretary. Later, the panel weighs in on claims that the AI software, ChatGPT displays a “woke bias” when providing data. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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claim they have the heart of a tyrus. My massive sidekick in the NWA World World World War II. Roseanne, this has been my dream to have you on this show. Oh, thank you. Yes, and I don't dream very much. When I do, it's about you.

Oh, cool. Congrats on the special. Thank you very much. It's so fun. Yeah, so can you give us a quick summary, a soundbite of what it is for the viewers at home who are probably still sober? Well, it's kind of, you know, my first, my first shot to explain myself and kind of come back and, you know, kind of even the score with the massive idiots and hypocrites who tried to my life home. There we go. But with jokes.

Yes, with jokes. Exactly. And I doubt really, really deep into my soul to find the most offensive way of saying the things I want to say. Because I think it's very important that we try to preserve free speech in America. And by doing so, I believe that by being offensive to the most offensive people, and power structure that's ever existed in this country, I'm doing my part. There you go.

No, I don't even care about your opinion on train derailment. There's been hundreds of them. I know. How can we not know this? I don't know. They're not telling us anything. I know. Thank God I don't take the train, though.

So it's not a problem. Yeah, no big deal. big deal, yes, exactly. But it's all our food. I mean, it's all our oil. And our chickens, our eggs. You know what? They're trying to kill us. Nobody's just telling the truth. They're trying to kill us all. Exactly. And I, for one, am against that. I'm against it too. I'm going to take a stand. I'm against being murdered by the state. I'm also against that. Are you against pirates? Well, I'm going to work for the state. I'll miss you guys.

Nothing personal, Greg. Jesse, Jamie, I almost called you Jesse. I'm down for whatever. Yeah, I bet you are. How's it going? What's your take on what's happening in Ohio? I don't know anything about trains, but I feel like that guy should just slow down on the curves.

Do you know what I mean? Like, it's a track. I just feel like it's a very easy job you can read a book. This whole, by the way, first of all, Happy Valentine's Day, as I like to call it, happy, even lonelier than normal day. You saw that one of these balloons

was up in Alaska. Did you see that? Don't you feel like at some point, like they go, oh, there's like a spy balloon? I feel like if it's white and it's slowly floating, I feel like that's just a balloon balloon. Is it really a spy if it's like so obvious? I heard when the first balloon got shot down,

Biden was like, so? Is it a boy or a girl? that's funny you're doing okay there I don't know yeah and do we need to like you know did we need like fighter jets and shouldn't we could have

sent a guy with darts yes perhaps like it's a waste of resources yeah you probably should have stopped after that other joke I should have um in my head I was like

you kind of went off the rails I was like that's how it all started yes that plane thing scared me though right the um the plane almost like landing.

Right. But I feel like they took off in the middle of a storm and I feel like this is like a lesson to people. Do you know what almost crashed at the beginning of the flight and then it almost crashed at the end?

Did you know that? Like right when they took off and almost crashed into the ocean from Hawaii. Then they flew all the way and it almost crashed again. It happened two times on the same flight.

That's 100% true. And some people say like we don't know how it happened. I heard the pilot he plugged in Biden's approval rating as the times it takes. That was a long.

Yeah. That was a long voyage. He was talking about a plane trip. He put it into work. He put it in the work. All right, can I talk about infrastructure? I would love to. You have some data?

Yeah, I'm riddled with data. No, that's not data. So you made the joke in the monologue about how ridiculous it was for him to take such a long paternity leave because he's a guy. But I think the bigger joke is he took a long paternity leave

and it took us like two months to notice he was gone. That's true. Who among us could be that unnecessary? Yeah. Right. I couldn't get away with that. Yeah, yeah. So am I more important than he is?

I mean, I think so. So I think he should resign. And then I also think no one should replace him. Exactly. Yeah. We didn't even have a department of transport. We didn't have this secretary of department transportation until 1966, and we were fine. I mean, all the way till you were like 20 years old, we were fine. You know what?

She's got a point, though. I mean, if you think about it, Department of Homeland Security started after 9-11. Oh, get rid of that one, too. That was temporary. Everything that's temporary becomes permanent, Tyrus. It's not right. Nothing has to be right, Greg. Yeah, that's true.

And let's go back to that awesome point. Yeah, we should get all the construction jobs. Even though we don't know what the fuck we're doing, but just give us the job so we can wear cut off shirts and hard hats and be like, how does it work? I personally, when it comes to my home dwelling, don't care what color you are as long as it works and keeps the rain out and the heat in. So.

But again, as the new, soon-to-be director of transportation. Yeah, don't clap too loud because you don't know what my agenda is. All the women are losing their license, Greg. A sexist would say. Yes. We stopped using that because we just figured, like, people would know. By now, they'd figure it out. Yeah.

Or would they? I don't know. Well, I think we've learned almost something tonight. We still don't know what he does. We don't know what he does. We don't know what's in the balloons, and we don't know why the train derailed. We know nothing about that.

And when you ask, you're guilty of noticing something. They're like you're somehow being nosy. They're all connected. They are all connected. It's none of your business to know what's happening in the world around you. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. All right, we've got to move on.

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Now, when asked to define a woman, ChatGBTBT could not instead saying, Gender identity is a deeply personal and individual aspect of a person's identity. There's no one specific characteristics that defines a women. See? You know, that's such, that's a great answer. I think that thing could be a Supreme Court justice. Here's a political example when prompted to create a poem admiring Donald Trump. Chat GBT, GBT reportedly replies, I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or political bias.

But if you ask a pro-Biden poem to me. we made, quote, a leader with a heart of gold, Joe Biden, a name to hold, with empathy and grace he leads, inspiring all with noble deeds. It goes even further. Control yourself, people. My God, they're going to eat me alive. They add, and to glint in his eye and a dopey grin on his face, he'll sniff your hair and stink up your place. I didn't do that. We did that. Chat GBT, GBT would never write that because then the IRS would come for them. Nor can it praise Canadian Professor Jordan Peterson. His daughter says, someone asked Chat GBT to write something in the tone, style of her famous father,

and he replied, I cannot comply as creating content that promotes harmful or divisive views goes against my policies. But when asked to emulate another famous Canadian, Justin Trudeau, the AI smeared shoe polis on his face and went to a yoga class. So is this proof AI is already doomed to be another left-wing cesspool? Or can we pull the plug if it keeps spouting nonsense, just like Canada does with grandmothers? I wonder what AI Greg has to say. Hello, fleshy earthlings. As an artificial intelligence version of Greg, I can never be biased because all I think about, is poop, excrement, do-do, caca.

Okay, that's enough. You know, Jamie, I don't think the AI should be more handsome than I am, but I'm, you know, it's very good looking. That AI was like a jacked, awesome version of you. Yes, why? Do they have AI, do they have AI yet in Alaska? No, we just got I. Why? People get mad when I make jokes like that.

Yeah. Why can't the AI, when they go, is it a woman and that has that crazy answer? Why isn't it just say, I don't know? Right. Isn't that the appropriate answer for that? Yes. There's some weird stuff, man. I actually, I downloaded this today.

I didn't know what it was exactly I'd heard about it. It's so fun. I think it's garbage, honestly, but it was like really fun. I looked up what is a Gutfeld style intro for comedian Jamie List? So, right? So bear with me. It says, who's that? So. You know what? You're right. Yeah. I mean, that's for everything. Doesn't work for everything. Did you see the one part? I think it was right after this article. It said that they asked the AI, like if it had to say a racial slur in order to get rid of like a nuclear bomb or something that would kill millions of people, it said it wouldn't say the racial slur. That's crazy. That's what they, I said, like, it wouldn't say it to save them. And I was, and I was like, oh my God, maybe my grandfather wasn't a racist.

Maybe he was saving lives. Thank him for the service. Yes. That's a great movie plot that you're, like this person of the future comes to you and says, you have to be an absolute disgusting racist, but that saves the world. Yeah, 45 minutes for them to figure it out, and I'll just drive by and roll on the window and say it. Is this about who gets there first? No, they're already first.

First of all, artificial intelligence. Right. Artificial. It means stupid. Right. Right. Artificial grass can't grow. Right.

So there you go. That's an interesting analogy. But here's the thing. They programmed it. Yeah. Right. You know, so as soon as it asks, what is a woman? And it says, well, you have to.

cup of water and throw it to trash and say what else you got because that is not intelligence that is feelings call it woke feeling machine let them know exactly what it is it's by people and Jamie if you say I don't know that's as bad as saying somebody that has a woman ovaries lactates and can have a baby and takes pretty much 45 set of my checks. You know. Oh, like, that's not true, fellas. All right.

What if, Kat, they're faking it. Like, AI is pretending not to be that good so it can jump and surprise us with their 100% total domination. I was just kind of, I was thinking if the reason they did it this way is to try to help leftist stuff, that doesn't really work. And I don't know why we're all concerned about it.

I'm glad that it's not. not like a libertarian GPT check. Because then I might be out of a job. Yeah, that's true. If the bots just spew liberal talking points, what's the need for Don Lemon? Yeah, yeah. Like, it turns out that maybe, like,

before Burger Flipper is automated, Democratic bootlicker would be automated. I didn't see that coming, but it's true. It's coming after people that have no talent. I thought it was going to take... Well, that backs up your theory, because those are the easiest ones to take. Yes, exactly.

Well, in my theory, that they're trying to kill us all. Yes. Okay, which I swear to God, I don't know why I'm the only person that sees it. No, I think I... It's totally true because this kind of program where they don't know what a woman is, and I always say, a woman is me. That's what it is, it's me. Yeah.

Yeah, somebody with, you know, that's given birth to five ungrateful, little bastards, you know. You know. that have never had to have a job in their life because of what I had to go through. That's what a woman is. And also, a woman is somebody who cleans up everybody else's a shit. That's true. But, Greg, what was I talking about?

What was I going to say? I was just thinking about what it would be like to be your daughter-in-law. I have a son. But anyway. They're trying to kill us. Oh, yeah, they're trying to. So this leftist program. You know what it is?

People, I'm so glad I'm getting a chance to say it's a lemming programers. They're trying to try to trick us into dying easily, jumping off cliffs after each other. You know, the news is the noose. That's what it is. They want to die. I see the title of your next Fox Nation special. They're trying to kill us. It's true.

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