Gutfeld! Monologues - Is America Getting Dumber?

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, former First Lady Jill Biden was seen shopping for lingerie. And is America getting dumber? Greg reveals why he thinks so. Stay tuned for the shocking details! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or wherever you listen to podcasts. All right. So if you thought America is getting dumber, you're right. And it's not just from those Fox and Friends cooking segments where they see how long kill meat can keep his hand in a toaster. There's a new trend sweeping the nation's colleges like Joy Bayar's tongue along the floor of a chick-fil-A. Ew. Students are claiming they're disabled just to garner extra time for exams, as opposed to legitimate reasons, like dominating the wheelchair basketball team.

That's me, by the way. According to a report from the Atlantic, over the past decade and a half, the number of students at elite universities who qualify for accommodation, has skyrocketed. And we're not talking physically disabled. We're talking ADHD, anxiety, depression, which leads to special perks, like way more extra time on tests, easier formats like multiple choice,

separate quiet rooms for taking exams, and worse, letting you sit next to an Asian kid. The result, at Brown in Harvard, more than 20% of undergrads are officially disabled. disabled, one in five. At Amherst, it's 34%. At Stanford, it's nearly 40%, which explains why their mascot is a tree. It's nuts. At the University of Chicago, the number of kids qualifying for these benefits has tripled in eight years. At Berkeley, it's quintupled, which if you're one of those students, means the number thing got more bigger. And nationally, the percentage of young people

with a special diagnosis is exploding faster than pink eye at a combination daycare strip club. I like that one. And the special treatment gives them an edge, since lots of tests are designed to assess your ability to solve problems in a set amount of time. But the kids you get the extra time, of course, they earn higher scores than those you don't. Meanwhile, at four-year schools, about half the students requesting such exceptions have no record of a diagnosis or disability. So students are definitely learning something at school, but it's how to game the system. Meanwhile, what aren't they learning? Basic math. True, college freshmen can't do middle school math, which sucks if they want to have a three-way with two sets of twins while riding on a train going 40 miles per hour.

professors note that kids lack basic problem solving skills and they can't handle multi-step equations and they panic when asked to think without a calculator, which makes them perfect Democrats. At Harvard, for instance, the Post reports that more than 50% of all kids get A's in their classes. Worse, they have no idea that 50% means half. So this isn't really about helping kids at all. It's about protecting the illusion that elite schools still produce elite graduates. You know, the same way they tell you

that your sociology degree will open doors. Without mentioning the doors it opens are the ones to an old navy where you'll be folding sweaters. Now, this system works against exactly what it was designed to prevent. Because if everything's a disability, then nothing is, which harms kids with,

real disabilities. And now you can blame the usual suspects, greed, sloth, status, but most important, it's lack of oversight. Because in today's world, accountability is viewed as an attack. You can never tell a kid that he's not disabled any more than you can tell a minority that they aren't oppressed. So it's not really the students who are disabled, it's the schools themselves, which are now padded room daycares where patients graduate with record GPAs and record levels of cluelessness. to be only the dumb kids who ate paste. Now they all do, but they demand it be gluten-free. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.