Gutfeld! Monologues - Is Love Really Blind?

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg pokes fun at a new dating app that doesn't let you see what the other person looks like for the first 72 hours. Plus, he jokes about the White House changing seat assignments in the White House briefing room.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. I know, I know, I know. I feel the same way about me. Happy Monday, everyone. the world's longest tongue, says being a Guinness record holder has provided her with career opportunities. She's even been contacted about an internship. Never gets old. Elon Musk said Doge's next target will be members of Congress who got strangely wealthy.

Upon hearing the news, one politician was seen fleeing the country. Great. In a New York Times essay, Hillary Clinton calls the Trump administration dumb over the signal chat leak. She added, quote, if it were me, they would have already found Mike Walt's dead in a prison cell. It's there in the article. You can read it. Might have taken offline, though. The White House may move some legacy media to the back of the press briefing room.

They've already made a spot for Brian Stelter. According to a new study, women really do have better hearing than men. Well, unless it's the sound of them backing into a parked car. A sexist would say. They're actually better drivers than men. I joke. A new dating app blurs the user's faces for 72 hours so people don't initially focus on appearance. Now, Rashida Taleb will be.

rejected solely on her personality. It's good. Iranian universities are offering spots to students deported from America for supporting Hamas. Well, that should appeal to female college students who are really interested in getting stoned. I didn't write it. A new study says masturbation.

can improve the quality of sleep and furthermore and finally, according to TMZ, Jessica Simpson said that she drinks snake sperm in order to help her vocal cords. Well, this is way better than doing CNN, said one man. All right.

So how about that Tesla take-down? right? Yeah, the plan tantrum targeting Elon Musk in a car. Yeah, nothing convinces the voting public. You're a reasonable person that's screaming at a vehicle. The message, buy a Tesla, and you'll regret it. So don't buy a Tesla. It's crowdsourced extortion. But the other message concerns these idiots themselves. They have nothing of worth in their lives. Lives so purposeless, they need rage to somehow define it. And with the exception of Congressman Roe Kana, Democrats have condemned this hysteria. They're pretending it didn't happen, like when Democrats marry their siblings.

So now for the, now, for the people on the right, people's actions are just that. There are things that you do. We separate the acts we disagree with from the person who does it, which means we can condemn people on our side for being dicks. And it means we can still love our nephew, even if he just broke the world record in the woman's 100 meter dash. But for the left, politics is everything. You know that old adage, you are what you eat?

When it comes to Dems, it's you are what you vote for. That means if you voted for Trump, that's enough to hate you. For Musk, it's a boomerang effect. Musk supports Trump, so they must hate Musk. And their hatred for Musk means they must hate his actions too. Sure, he rescued astronauts, builds electric cars, and cuts waste and fraud. But if we hate the guy, then we must hate all of that as well. But underneath all that hate is an emptiness, which they're trying to fill with politics.

It's why grown men will key the car of a stranger. Why a grown woman will attack a stranger over a hat that she doesn't like. Why a 70-year-old lefty gets arrested for driving his car into a trumper at a Tesla protest. It's why a California leftist will introduce a bill named after accused murderer Luigi Mangione. Today's left has become so bereft of the normal elements of human life. family, career, achievement, stable relationships, patriotism, that they become an easy mark for provocateurs. Here's Carlos Alvarez Arranoos, the founder of a group called American Opposition, Exploiting the Mob. I was one of the people that launched the call for a boycott of Tesla.

I want, I need to have on my resume so that I can get a job when this. thing is over, that I bankrupt the Tesla or that I help bankrupt Tesla. That is a very important thing to me personally. So please, to everything you can to bankrupt Tesla. But that's that, but I can tell you that story. And that story is not a story of violence. It is not a story of vandalism. It is a story of the American people using their economic power to send a message to the oligarchy that they can't buy this country. oligarchy. Well, he should know, according to the free beacon, that guy's been on the receiving end of Soros money. And also co-founded a nonprofit with the great Nina Jankowitz. Remember her

that mad cactus information czar? He also founded a company that rents helicopters for the rich to get to their mansions in Aspen and Vale. So this asshole goes after a dude who makes electric cars, and he runs a transportation company providing helicopters and huge black SUVs for the rich. This guy guzzles more gas than Jerry Nadler's driver. Jerry wouldn't hurt to roll down the windows. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Hawaii starts with the music we play on our islands, playing the moment you step on the plane. Hawaii starts with extra space to spread out and relax so you can get a head start on getting into vacation mode.

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who've got it all worked out, or even work out. You don't see people who have plans that evening, and that includes bathing. How empty must your life be that a red hat leads you to assaulting a dude on a subway? I mean, she's pushing a man wearing a Trump hat because she's pushing middle age with no purpose. You also don't see a lot of minorities. Perhaps they learn their lesson with BLM,

which is more proof that Dems are losing those who they once exploited. So all they have left is unhinged white loners. They've succeeded in making white people an outgroup and these fools desperately want to get back in. And where is our legacy media and all this? On this issue, our media has their hands over their eyes, ears and mouth. It's like they're watching the view model swimwear. Meanwhile, the Republicans under Trump, they push on. They're optimistic, purposeful, and most of all, having fun. Compare that to the Democratic Party, which is about as scary as a Rosie O'Donnell kissing booth.

You can choose the party with the village people or the one with the village idiots. But the Dems cowardice in the face of manufactured outrage makes the choice pretty easy. Let's welcome here. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. Listen to the all-new Brett Bear podcast featuring Common Ground, in-depth talks with lawmakers from opposite sides of the aisle, along with all your Brett Bear favorites like his all-star panel and much more. Available now at Fox Newspodcasts.com or wherever you get your podcasts.