Gutfeld! Monologues - Is President Trump The Only One That Can Stop The Dodgers?

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg jokes that President Trump actually invited the Los Angeles Dodgers to the White House so he can deport Shohei Ohtani. Plus, a new study reveals that liberals have significantly less empathy than they claim.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Empathy. Everybody thinks they have it. For example, you're probably sitting there right now imagining how it feels to be me. Successful, handsome. glutes like coiled steel. But studies have shown that conservatives are very familiar with what liberals think and believe, but liberals neither know nor care about our feelings and opinions. For instance, I feel terrible for Paul Pelosi, for having to have sex with his wife.

So it's no surprise that a new study suggests that conservatives are also more empathetic than liberals. According to side posts, participants consistently showed lower empathy for political out-group members than for in-group or neutral targets. Liberals exhibited significantly less empathy for conservatives than conservatives showed for libs. In other words, libs were empathetic,

but only towards other libs. If a conservative was inconvenienced or in pain, the libs didn't care. Now, I'm sure there are a few liberals out there watching thinking, this is a bunch of crap. I'm very empathetic. After all, I'm not some fascist. And when I get in power,

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Well, for allegedly murdering a man named Brian Thompson, CEO of United Health Care, a symbol of the evil health care industry, which I thought Obama fixed with the Affordable Care Act, the biggest misnomer since Leah Thomas. But Brian Thompson isn't part of your tribe, so that gives you permission to dehumanize him. Meanwhile, as Libs congratulate themselves on their empathy, A new study finds that 55% of leftists agree that killing Donald Trump would be justifiable.

I'm really surprised by your reaction. Apparently, this assassination culture isn't just rising among the left, but it's becoming acceptable. Take a look at the left's current battalion wreaking havoc on Tesla dealerships and ramping a violent rhetoric against Musk. But if a group of people are incapable of empathy, it's no shock that they'd be capable of. savagery. The scariest people are those who believe your suffering is part of their greater good. They're the ones who end up part of larger acts of brutality, whether it's following BLM, Antifa, Charles Manson, Joseph Stalin, or the king of the lizard people. And they attract people to these resentment-driven causes because it alleviates their own

personal sense of meaninglessness. If life is an empty bucket, it's just easier to fill it with rage than hard work. Rather than fix the root cause of their unhappiness, they pawned off on anyone who might oppose their warped worldview. If you didn't wear a useless mask during the pandemic, they openly wished you dead. They marched on behalf of Hamas, a terror group that recently butchered a thousand Jews. And if you own a Tesla in 2025, suddenly you're evil, even if you voted for Kamala. I guess it wasn't about the environment after all. So not only are they violent, but they're full of shit on top of it. Now, there are dozens of examples, but this show's only an hour.

But to Libs, it's all okay because they see themselves as the good guys. But that's like whoopee looking in the mirror and seeing Hallie Berry. Underneath it all is a profound distortion of what it means to be human. They erase the lines between personal and political. Suddenly wearing a red hat meant you could be hunted. Meanwhile, they made who you slept with a moral virtue and the color of your skin, a marker of superior righteousness. And that chipped away at what it meant to be really human. The human race became a club when you had to fill out an application for.

And if you don't tick the right boxes, you aren't just banned from the club. They'll come looking for you with a club, which is all these leftists really have. Lucky for us, they can't stand the Second Amendment, since ultimately the best tool at keeping the peace. is having one. Let's carry it. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. I'm Janisteen.

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