Gutfeld! Monologues - Is The New York Times Insane For Trashing Trump's Brain?

Episode Date: October 12, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, Social Media Influencer, Hotep Jesus, Host of the Tyrus & The Wise Men podcast, Tyrus, and comedian Jamie Lissow discuss some of the New York Times' hilariously worst coverage of former President Donald Trump.  Plus, Greg tears into Vice President Harris's hysterically horrendous answers during her latest media blitz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Happy Tuesday, everyone. So Kamala Harris is in the middle. of a media blitz. She's done The View. 60 Minutes, Stephen Colbert, Howard Stern. She's been in front of more old farts than Bryant Stelter's boxers. Last night, she made a disastrous, painful appearance on 60 Minutes. It was so bad Joe Biden turned over in his grave.

And after that, train wreck, Harris appeared on the View, where she said she wouldn't have done anything differently than Joe Biden. during the last four years. Well, except pick a better vice president. A fun side note, when the Secret Service patted down Joy Behar, they found a foot-long bratwurst

and 14 pounds of kilbasa. But we'd be remiss if we didn't wish Joy a happy birthday. She turned 82 yesterday. To celebrate, she hit a pinata full of sardines. Her cake didn't have any candles in case would be

Goldberg breaks wind. Meanwhile, Tim Walts visited Jimmy Kimmel's show last night, revealed he saved Kamala's number as my dry cleaner. Hmm. The White House can always use one of those, said one man.

You know, never gets old. But it makes you wonder, what alias does Kamala have for Waltz in her phone. The White House has promoted press secretary, Corrine Jean-Pierre, to senior advisor to the president, which means for the next eight weeks,

she'll help the president make the transition from the Oval Office to his new home. By the way, what the hell was she wearing yesterday? Do you see that? Obviously, that's a jacket from the Charles Payne collection. According to the Wall Street Journal, pajama pants are now acceptable in the workplace. Yes.

Prompting one executive to say, pants? In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton suggested prison for those who post misinformation. And once in prison, the cameras should be unplugged and the guards should be extremely drowsy. finally scientists have made have been able to engineer a bacteria that actually eats plastic upon hearing the news nancy pelosi went into hiding all right no one all those fails so comela harris went on 60 minutes last night and made sense for exactly zero with Bill Whitaker, to his credit, he asked some tough questions. But that's like giving a mailman

credit for not stealing packages. True, Kamala got grilled like a house cat in Springfield, Ohio. A lot of hard questions. Of course, any question is hard for Kamala. Her IQ is room temperature at best if that room is a walk-in freezer. But 60 minutes was half. to help her out. Listen to this preview clip they released before the full interview aired on the subject of Israel. It seems that Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening. Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted in a number of movements in that region by Israel that were very much prompted by, or a result of many things, including

our advocacy for what needs to happen in the region. What the f*** was that? Now, she's the only presidential candidate in history who needs a translator even when speaking English. But get this, after Kamala got dragged online for that, it seems CBS helped her clean it up. Listen to what aired last night following that same question. It seems that Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening.

We're not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for the United States to be clear about where we stand on the need for this war to end. Same question. Two different answers. The White House hasn't seen a cleanup like that since they had to blast steam Biden's seat cushions. It's kind of a big deal. But maybe she knows more about the economy. There are lots of signs that the American economy is doing very well.

Better than most countries, I think. But the American people don't seem to be feeling it. Groceries are 25% higher. And people are blaming you and Joe Biden for that. Are they wrong? We now have historic low unemployment in America, among all groups of people. We now have an economy that is thriving by all macroeconomic measures. By all macroeconomic measures, like, say, inflation, the thing that he asked about?

Harris wouldn't know a macroeconomic measure if it slapped her in the face. Don't get any ideas, Doug. But her price is still too high, and does she know that? and to your point prices are still too high and I know that and we need to deal with it which is why part of my plan you mention groceries part of my plan is what we must do

to bring down the price of groceries Harris says she'll press Congress to pass a federal ban on price gouging for food and groceries but details are yet to be defined wow her voice changed did you hear that too Apparently, her answer was so bad.

CBS made their own correspondent answer it in a voiceover. Now, her economic plan would add three trillion bucks to the federal debt. I hope she asked her how she's going to pay for that. How are you going to pay for that? Okay, so the other economists that have reviewed my plan versus my opponent and determined that my economic plan would strengthen America's economy, his would weaken it. My plan, Bill, if you don't mind,

my plan is about saying that when you invest in small businesses, you invest in the middle class, and you strengthen America's economy. Pardon me, Madam Vice President. The question was, how are you going to pay for it?

Well, one of the things is I'm going to make sure that the richest among us who can afford it pay their fair share and taxes. But we're dealing with the real world here. But the real world includes...

How are you going to get this through Congress? You know, when you talk quietly with a lot of folks in Congress, they know exactly what I'm talking about because their constituents know exactly what I'm talking about. So eggs cost twice as much as they did four years ago because the rich

aren't paying enough taxes. Those two things have about as much to do with each other as Brian Kilmead and fan mail. Wow. So what about her switching up positions like Optimus Prime doing yoga, what you got to say about that? They say that the reason so many voters don't know you is that you have changed your position on so many things,

so many that people don't truly know what you believe or what you stand for, and I know you've heard that. In the last four years, I have been Vice President of United States and I have been traveling our country and I have been listening to folks and seeking what is possible in terms of, terms of common ground. I believe in building consensus.

We are diverse people, geographically, regionally, in terms of where we are in our backgrounds. And what the American people do want is that we have leaders who can build consensus. You change your position on fracking, defunding the cops, and the border because you traveled? Well, I'm going to Thailand next month. Maybe then I'll support men playing women's sports. When she says building consensus, she really means lying. So how about her specialty, the border? There was an historic flood of undocumented immigrants coming across the border

the first three years of your administration. As a matter of fact, arrivals quadrupled from the last year of President Trump. Was it a mistake to loosen the immigration policies as much as you did? It's a long-standing problem. And solutions are at hand. And from day one, literally, we have been offering solutions. What I was asking was, was it a mistake to kind of allow that flood to happen in the first place? I think the policies that we have been proposing are about fixing a problem, not promoting a problem.

But the numbers did quadruple under your watch. Quadrupled. Great. Now you've taught her a new word. It's going to be saying it all month. Well, CBS did what they could to salvage this train wreck. The whole thing was chopped up like a line of coke on the ass of one of Hunter's escorts. Still, she didn't make any sense. But doesn't matter? This entire media blitz with a month left isn't meant to convince anyone. Harris is irrelevant. She could be anybody. She is anybody. The apparatus behind her, however, is hoping you follow this media trick-or-treating and not pay attention to what's going on behind the scenes. Remember the Time Magazine piece on the shadow campaign that got Biden into the White House? The alliance of left-wing activists, government, and media who forced changes in voting systems and laws, secured hundreds of millions in funding, recruited armies of poll workers, and press social media companies, to suppress stories like Hunter's laptop.

That's nothing compared to now. Governor Newsom just banned voter ID. Why? If not for fraud, couple of that with its massive growth in numbers of migrants in swing states since 2021. And you see that something's up. And it's far worse than the Democrats' awful candidate. I mean, she sucks.

But that's a deflection from the setup right in front of us. You've got to ask, why in God's name would they run? something that bad if it mattered. They wouldn't, so it doesn't. What matters is that you see what's really going on and it's another deep state shell game. And they win if you pick the candidate with an empty skull.

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New York Times best selling out there, Fox goes, get driven her cat too. And when his stomach growls, female lions get horny. New York Times best sounding up at the meeting and former interviewer. That's probably true. That's probably true. Times targets Trump's brain function.

Hotep, this is hilarious. Sunday, New York Times published a story saying he seems confused, forgetful, incoherent, and disconnected from reality lately. Because he rambles, he repeats himself, and he talks about sharks and his beautiful body. Where was the New York Times when Biden did all those things? That's a really good question. Ah, the failing New York Times.

That's what Donald Trump calls him. Well, here's the thing with the New York Times. What they're good at is covering up a lot of crises. We're dealing with the crises right now and the Carolinas, et cetera, et cetera, following the hurricane. But let's look at the track record of New York Times. New York Times is the same rag that denied communism of Fidel Castro. It's the same New York Times that Stalin applauded after he murdered, genocided millions of Ukrainians in the hole of Dormor. And this is the same New York Times that hid whole.

holocaust stories in the back pages of the newspaper. There's nothing about the New York Times that can be trusted throughout all of history. And those are three just plain examples of why we can't trust them. And they're showing it now. Instead of talking about what's happening with the people who need supplies, et cetera, et cetera, FEMA not having money because they spent illegal migrants. What are they talking about? A fake story. Yeah. You know, Tyrus, they use this example that he talks about his own beautiful body. So they look at jokes. He's obviously self-deprecating. He's making fun of himself. And they think that a joke is sign of dementia. Well, to be fair, Greg, didn't the New York Times get rid of their comic book funny section? Yes. So there's no sense of humor

over there. He's doing so well that he's even to make fun. Like President Trump, trust me, if he had a washboard, we'd see it. Yeah. He'd be the only, he'd have the red tie and a half-tank shirt. and be like, look at these. Are these not the greatest wasboards you've ever seen in your life? He would see it. He's making fun of it. He can make fun of himself. Yeah. And maybe that's the saddest part because New York Times, to your point, is one of the biggest jokes out there. It's too bad that they don't get it. There's so many stories that need to be. We've got a major hurricane about to wipe out Florida as we know it. We've got North Carolina, Tennessee. Everyone's going through hard times. And that's your front page.

Where are the journalists at? Yeah, Kat, you know, we all know Trump's a storyteller. And he does ramble, but half of it he's just joking around. Yeah, and some of the stuff there was accurate. Like they said, well, he talks at a fourth grade level, unlike so-and-so who talks at eighth grade. And I think he probably does, but I think what they miss is that that's what people like about him.

Yeah. People like when they listen to him talking, like, oh, he speaks in simple terms. I like this, I like that. The funniest part of the article for me, though, was, to your point, point. I said to your point. Ew, I've been on TV too long. Okay. He said, okay, this is something he's done for a while, but is it associated with age? Well, some people who have known him for years say it is a departure from the past. And then guess who are the sources that they quoted on that? Anonymous?

Anthony Scaramucci. Worse than anonymous. And I'm like, oh, yes, long time Donald Trump associate. A long time. like the record for how short of a time he worked for him seven minutes it was really funny to me yeah those are the people they go to jamie what do you make of this is he is disconnected from reality as you are to your marriage wow i wouldn't go that far but for real to try to connect someone miss speaking or even saying like the wrong name of a city when you're traveling to all these different cities to try to connect that with cognitive decline it's just it's just really bad journalism? Like, Biden, think about how many

mistakes. Biden has made so many mistakes he wears a diaper now. I'll bet Biden doesn't even remember what he drank for lunch. Like, look at some of the different things. Like, well, look at Waltz, if you're talking about miss speaking. Walt said he was friends with a school shooter. We didn't run with it and go, man, he's friends with school shooters. We said, oh, he clearly made a mistake.

And when he had that slip of the tongue and ten times said he was a different rank in the military. Yes. Which I looked it up. He worked at the Old Navy. People make mistakes. Once my ex-wife, yelled out my name in bed. You just got to forgive people.

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