Gutfeld! Monologues - Is There Room For President Trump On Mount Rushmore?

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg notes how there might be room for one more face on Mount Rushmore. Plus, he makes fun of the media for being worried about the firing of federal bureaucrats.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Well, our very own Charlie Hertz started off his first day hosting Fox and Friends. You know, Charlie, I know it's the weekend, but leave your personal life at home. Yeah, a growing movement. Movement is growing, actually. Sorry. A movement is growing to put Donald Trump's face on Mount Rushmore. All right, right. Meanwhile, there's another movement to put Nancy Pelosi's face on eBay. The media claims that federal workers are terrified of Donald Trump's mass firings.

Since the bulk of them work remotely, they worry the next time they masturbate at home, they won't get paid. Oh. After Trump threatened Colombia with tariffs, their president stopped refusing their entry into his country and then quickly offered his plane to deport the illegals back to Colombia. But first, he says he's got to clear it out. Trump's immigration correction continues as ICE raids bust gang members, child rapists and even ISIS, terrorists. And they're already facing cruel and unusual punishment, spending time with Dr. Phil. Get real, buddy. Get real. You need to get real, buddy. All right. Mitch McConnell outraged Republican senators by voting against Heggseth, but in his defense, he was simply trying to represent his constituent.

Anna Navarro warned a trade war with Colombia could make flowers more expensive for Valentine's Day. Although sources say this was just a desperate attempt to explain why she won't get flowers on Valentine's Day. She'll only eat them. The UK Navy mistook a farting whale for phantom Russians trying to trade. their nuclear subs.

I believe we have a picture of the whale. By the way, Illinois Governor Pritzker falsely claimed that ICE had raided in elementary school when they were actually secret service agents investigating a threat. In Pritzker's defense, he is a big fat piece of shit. You got to talk to the writers. I don't think that was a defense of Pritzker. All right. As Trump delivers the most consequential week of any president in recent memory,

the Dems are left rocking and reeling like Larry Kudlow's waterbed. Dems roam the countryside like zombies and search not just of brains, but spines. With their tools of intimidation gone, no one has to take their threat seriously anymore. They are disarmed. They're Lizzie Borden, but without the axe. They lost their influence, so much so even their affluence is useless. And to fill the space where principles and actions might exist, they turn to other targets. And the media is there, of course, to assist, shifting its criticism to the tech bros, billionaires, and dark money,

as laid out by the cryptkeeper's last speech, delivered like a telegram from beyond the grave that he'll soon fill. Today, an oligarchy is taking shape in America of extreme wealth, power, and influence that literally threatens our entire democracy. We must reform the tax code, not by giving the biggest tax cuts to billionaires, but by making them begin to pay their fair share. We need to get dark money. That's that hidden funding behind too many campaigns contributions. We need to get it out of our politics.

I'd say Biden was looking in the mirror, but if he did, he'd swear he'd just seen a ghost. we'll be back with more gutfeld so the media says that the republican party is now the democratic party the party of the rich and elite what desperate in fact trump's rise was never about affluence the reliance on wealth was always the grift of the democrats the party of the rich elite white liberal who directed their destructive compassion on those they felt they could control But while the Dems were propelled by affluence, the Republicans were driven by influence, the old-fashioned kind, the kind you get from listening. And it wasn't top down, but bottom up.

The promises made and kept so far didn't come from Musk or Ellison, but MAGA, the happy people and the red hats. And did you notice how happy they are? It's got nothing to do with affluence, just influence. Look at Trump take apart the wilted bureaucrats in Los Angeles. They got torn apart like Hunter's apartment when he can't remember where he put his crack pipe. People are willing to get a dumpster

and do it themselves and clean it out. And they can't... You have emergency powers just like I do, and I'm exercising my emergency powers. You have to exercise them also. I did exercise them. Because I looked, I mean, you have a very powerful emergency power, and you can do everything within 24 hours.

Yes. We think within a week, That's a long time a week. I'll be honest. To me, everyone's standing in front of the house, they want to go to work and they're not allowed to do it. A week is a long time. A week is for people to be safe. They're safe. They're safe. You know what? They're not safe. They're not safe now. All right. It was a thing of beauty, but he didn't stop there. There will be more fires until we include in any disaster release. items which will prevent it, or at least mitigate it from happening again.

So you're going to see us proposing both of those. Like water. You know, the party of common sense. See, we're the party of common sense. You're not, in all fairness. Yes, sir. We like water to put out fires. It's really quite efficient.

It's the greatest. It's the greatest. It certainly is. But Trump didn't do that alone. You were right there with him. It was your influence. And what you just saw there was a man in his element, like Tom Brady at QB, George Patton and War, or Joy Behar at SeaWorld.

I haven't seen someone get this dressed down since Kilmead wore a halter top to an inaugural ball. You got to wonder how many blue Californians just turned a little bit red? And not by embarrassment, but by the realization. that this guy follows through and for you. That's not a product of affluence, but influence. Trump listened to those on the ground. In fact, he sought them out directly. And then in front of everyone delivered their message

to the party that demanded a separation from the minions that they claimed falsely to represent. Remember this. When Trump is in the room, so are you. Have you ever felt that before? He's saying what you were thinking. Like right now, he'd say, Man, that Greg Gutfeld could probably bench press twice his own weight.

And he's right. He's right. But it was your fearless enthusiasm and your willingness to share the risk that pulled Trump way past the finish line, so much so that his leadership is now considered not a mere win, but a mandate. And now he's opened up the government for you to walk right in, unannounced, to see the charlatans at work. It's like walking in on four guys squatting in your house.

Trump's purpose is just that, to reintroduce you to the government that failed you. And to remind these crooks, no, actually order them to do the common sense work we expect from them. And if they don't, they will either be gone or exposed or both. No wonder Newsom came to Trump's plane, fidgeting and nervous. He was looking like a kid waiting for dad to return from a business trip. Look, it wasn't about California. It was about his comeuppance. What did he do while Trump was gone?

Trump was coming to town whether you liked it or not. Hiding from such a reckoning would only be a reminder to everyone of your cowardice. So this hit the ground running success and the clarity of Trump's effectiveness came from one thing. Not affluence, influence, yours. So pat yourself on the back. because no one else in the media is going to do it for you. Well, they might, but when they do, they'll be holding a knife in their hand. Let's get the out to watch guess.

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