Gutfeld! Monologues - Is There Too Much Commotion By The Ocean?

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld!, Addiction medicine specialist, Dr. Drew Pinksy, former FOX News Anchor, Patti Ann Browne, Host of Jim Norton & Sam Roberts on SiriusXM, Jim Norton and FOX News Contributor,��Kat Timpf discuss how the desire to be in a consistent romantic relationship has declined amongst young adults. Later, the panel weighs in on the chaos that’s ensued in Miami, FL as Spring breakers flood the city. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Let's welcome tonight's guess. Good thing he's a doctor because he's got one hell of a sick body. Host of Ask Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew Pinsky. He's here because he thought Dr. Drew could get him penicillin. Comedian and co-host of the Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show at XXF, Jim Norton. After 30 years in TV, she describes tonight's show as, you guessed it, a low point. Former New Fox News anchor, author of the book, writes your own story, Patty Ann Brown.

And finally, she's like a cold spring day, 38 in Chile. Fox News contributor, Kat Tip. Yes. Jim, first congratulations on being voted by GQ, most woke comedian. It's quite an honor. Don't you love that? Oh, I do. The finger snapping. Oh, I hate when a crowd laughs or claps. I'm like, come on, guys, go with it. You know what I need. Yes, yes, yes. What do you, do you agree with my theory? Do you think I'm hyperbolic, or is there some truth to it? I think both. I think there is truth to it, but women like it when you can connect as well. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they don't just want to, you know, every woman doesn't necessarily want to firemen. Like, they like the fact that I'm hard as nails, but I also cry when I can't maintain my erection. They kind of like a combination of those things.

Yes, yes, yes. So I think you're right that it's not necessarily a sexy quality, and they like older men, but probably for the same reasons you say, because we have money. That's why. Or they just think it's sexy when I tell them how much things cost when I was their age. Yes. That is definitely a turn on. PAB, when you were single, or imagine if you were single, would you have dated a wokester? What would be the requirements for that?

I don't care what the requirements are. I would not date a wokster. And that's why I was single for a really, really long time. But at the end of the day, I ended up marrying someone younger. That's right. But it's hard to find someone out there these days. Yeah. Like who? Who's it hard for?

Well, you know, I listen to this show. Have you been looking, PAB? Not lately. Married almost 20 years now and happily to my younger man. But, you know, thank you. Thank you. You can applaud for that. I believe it's what you call a smattering.

That's a smattering of applause. They're not so sure. Definitely not so sure. That was polite applause. Yes. Yes. I figured that. There's a radio segment on this local radio station called Blown Off, and I'm addicted

to it. It's just a guy or a girl calls in and says, you know, I went on one date or I've dated somebody for several months and now they blew me off and I don't know why. And they get the person on the phone. And it's always something really obvious that the person somehow didn't realize because I think one of the big problems is that people don't know how to interact in person anymore. They don't know how to go on a date. They do obviously stupid things because they get their social norms from reality TV and social media and TikTok and they have no idea how to behave in. public. That's a great point. That is a great point. They're inarticulate because they're better used to just dealing in an abstract environment like online. It probably is Dr. Drew's fault.

Could be. Could be. You've exploited reality TV. I'm kidding. But I'll take it. But I'll tell you what, I've been talking to young people for decades, right? So I sort of hear things before they get into the sort of data sets. And again, so this is all very anecdotal, but what I'm hearing lately is, A, they're definitely, the wind is out of the sales, they're involved with their pornography. And B, they're afraid of being seen as predatory. Relationships are hard. They have no practice and working on them and navigating them. They'd rather just sit with their porn. And I'm starting to hear about prostitution use. First time in my career, I'm hearing young men report spontaneously that this is something they're doing. So that's a

transaction that they can trust because when money passes hands, it's implicit it's implicitly trustworthy they're not going to get accused of anything yeah it's very sad and we really need to encourage people to meet in flesh in person just the the healthiness of spending time with other humans has been lost by social media so there's a lot going on and it's i i'm arguing it's a choice these young men are pulling away i it's not just the porn has taken the window out of the sales they're choosing because it's it they don't know how to navigate relationships maybe this is an evolution maybe this is a positive thing. Maybe this whole Adam and Eve stuff was just a waste of time, right? No.

That's easier to, you know, if you, if you like that dopamine drip, you get from porn, like when you're zoned out in front of the computer watching porn, you can just kind of give yourself that drug for hours. That's right. And a date, you get dinner and all that nonsense. More expensive, too. More expensive? Yeah, and it's, you know, it's just easier to give yourself that drug. Yeah. Prostitution, yeah, that definitely is something. I'm surprised that young people, I haven't talked to you about that. But if you like to hear an older guy talk to you about it, I can... Here we are.

I'm surprised you would need to pay for sex, Jim. You've never seen me nude, Greg. Thank you. I don't think it's a surprise cat. Before you were married and you're happily married, that you dated a lot of losers. I mean... It's not a joke.

We could go through. We'd spend hours discussing the amount of dirt bags and no good failures. She and I have. That's true. Do you think that Dr. Drew is making a good point about these other things or is it really they just can't communicate?

Maybe. I mean, I didn't need to marry an old man to pay my bills because I pay for my own bills myself with my money that I got from building a fan base of old men. That's beautiful. And I love you. I love you guys.

Don't you, yes, you. I'm talking about you. Don't you forget it. Don't listen to what your wife says. I am talking to them. I think that there's something to what you're saying too, because my husband is by far the most conservative man that I ever dated. He's more conservative than I am. And I like went through with it.

I married him. Yeah. So I didn't know that that's what I was looking for, but apparently I must have been. Yep. There you go. There's your answer. science, right? Anticdotes.

No, that was actual science. Oh, science. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I met. Yes. Yes. Do you think dating apps play a role? Of course. In the sense that... But here's what the dating app show is that 10% of the people are having lots of sex and nobody everyone else else's ass out of the lock. Exactly. Exactly. They go to the same like top 10% or 5%. Interesting. I've done poorly on dating apps.

What? I know. Can I show up and they're like, that's not your picture? I'm like, so what? I'm funny. The problem with the dating apps is it eliminates the possibility for somebody with an interesting personality to convince a woman that you're worth taking a risk on, even though you don't look like, you know, me. And it makes everybody disposable. Yeah. Everybody's disposal. How many people start out like, oh, my God, I hated their guts at first, and then we got to know each other.

And then, like, we started dating and that we're married as opposed to, I saw this person. They said, one thing. I had a woman tell me once that she was a vegan. I went, oh, do you eat fish? She blocked me. Yeah. That's fantastic. All right, don't go anywhere. We'll be right back.

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has our faith been shaken by deadly spring break in ha ha ha ha oh spring break in sunny south florida seems to have been a total disaster this year and it's not due to sightings of jim norton and a thong. Leave that up there for the rest of the show. But with trunks and firearms and booze, what could go wrong? Many residents say they want to see the whole thing canceled after two fatal shootings in Miami Beach over the weekend.

If the folks in Miami Beach want to see that kind of crap, they'll move to Chicago instead. City officials have even imposed a curfew, which has forced those poor kids that throw up in their own hotel rooms. But haven't they asked for spring break in their city? We don't ask for spring break in our city. We don't want spring break in our city. It's too rowdy, brings too much disorder,

and it's simply too difficult to police. See, while that spring break nonsense might play at the Jersey shore, South Beach locals frown on that kind of behavior, and their faces are paralyzed from Botox. But is canceling spring break really the answer? answer? On the one hand, the move would be devastating for the anti-viral medication industry. But there are concerns, like American tourists going missing in Mexico, cocaine getting cut with fentanyl, and partygoers who recommend Red Bull enemas. I know. Seriously, I had no idea you had to

pour it out of the can. Kat, um, have you ever been on spring break? Okay, never when I was, like, as a college student but then I actually did go cover spring break in 2016 for Barstool in Cancun I think we have like some of the video actually do we really I think so what do you think about the election who you voting for I'm going for Trump you know let's go build the wall you how do you like Trump because there's no better choice yeah it's like picking the best STD that you could have what do you think is the best STD you can have gonorrhea gonorrhea you have a strong preference for chlamydia I do the other one

are scary. What do you think about ISIS? Isis. Yes. Yeah, I like Isis. You know, you've restored my faith in America with that clip. It's like longer than five minutes. It was years ago.

And I just think we can't give up spring break because we're giving up so much content. No, that is true. That's better than anything you see in waters. You know what I mean? Jim, you've been going on spring break for 40 years now. Yes, I have. As an elder statesman, I call myself a fun guy. Yes, exactly.

I've seen you host the parade. Yes, I do. I take off my shirt, and they all look at my side fat, and they cheer my courage. No, I think the problem in spring break is that, like, during the school year, what you should be encouraging kids to do is drink and drink. do cocaine and get high. And this way, when spring break comes, all they want to do is quietly reflect.

Yes. Read a book. But it's because they're cooped up and they're bored all year of school, and then they go and let loose. I hate spring break. I hosted MTV shows on spring break back in 2003. Two pilots. Neither were popular or got picked up.

But I did go down there, and I had a horrible explosive diarrhea on the beach. It's my spring break story. I had, uh, yeah, I, uh, I will We'll talk about what happened to me, P.A.B. Did you ever do any spring breaks? I did really mellows. I know it's embarrassing. But it's just really mellow. I heard you were a very violent person.

Just a couple of shootings. That's it. Yes. Bass and heads. I went to just nice resorts. I was very boring as a child. But, you know, I see some of the video and the pictures that we're seeing here. First of all, my first thought is we are paying the student loans of a lot of these kids. It's just really depressing. Oh, that's great. They have to like, yeah, anybody who goes on spring break cannot get their student loans bailed out, period.

I like it. Yeah, that's one of the things. I don't think it stands a chance. Yes. But the other thing is you see them in these pictures. I mean, we didn't show a lot of them, but the pictures in the articles of these kids just, I mean, it was disgusting. You see the ones where the women are fighting? There was fighting and there was all kinds of stuff.

Yes, exactly, the opposite of fighting. And, you know, they can obviously see that there are cameras right on them, and either they're too stupid to know that they should be hiding their behavior from the cameras or they actually want to be seen because, you know, any kind of fame is good. Yeah. Is this just innocent fun gone awry? Is it just drinking run amok? You know, and of course, I've been making the case for in-person gathering and here's what I get.

There it is. You know what you're right? We're a bunch of hypocrites. We just did two blocks talking about how young people aren't seeing talking to young people. And then now we're doing a block saying it's bad. We should be encouraged. This show is a mess. A couple things.

So Miami's cracking down. Their curfews midnight. And they're allowing people to go back to the hotels and continue drinking. But ultimately, it's really just a reminder that every adverse outcome you can name which comes to the health of young people, alcohol is always in the mix. Whether it's her favorite STD, whether it's unwanted sexual contact, whether it's a fight or an accident or a police action, always alcohol. People should get more honest about the impact of alcohol. Well, I mean, obviously, alcohol is a toxic chemical, but without it, we wouldn't even have children.

Probably not. Good point. Thank you. Thank you for that. In a weird way, alcohol. It's a powerful message. You know, I think I'd like to say alcohol is an American hero. Yeah.

But anyway, you know what? Why do they have spring break? Why do we decide that kids need a break from something? school. It's incredible. That's all they do is have fun. And oh, I need to take a break. I need to go down and do jello shots in Miami or Lake Havasu, whatever that is. You're saying it like that, but you're actually making it sound like a fun off. Yeah. That sounds like a lot more fun than being in school going down and doing jello shots in Miami. You're selling it. Well, I guess maybe I'm just jealous. Yeah, me too. I love jello. I do too. I dropped out of high school.

You know what? I have this idea of selling, what do you know how they have a beer that without alcohol? Oh, yeah. Alcohol free jello. What do you think? What? Yeah, alcohol. Give him how old Cosby to be the fun man for it. Amazing. You know, he does jello PM. What are you talking about? That was a great Joe, jerks. Yeah. We are out of time. Thank you, PAB. Your Dr. Drew Kattip, our studio audience.

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