Gutfeld! Monologues - Jake Tapper Pretends To Be A Journalist!

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg mocks CNN's Jake Tapper for coming out with a book 'exposing' the coverup of the mental decline of President Biden, after defending the former President's mental state. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. I would I would clap, too, if I were you, so Michael Moore warns that America could be deporting illegals that might one day cure cancer or stop an incoming asteroid. Or even more troubling, they may fail to deliver his meat lover's pizza. During an angry rant about Doge on The Daily Show, John Stewart accidentally smashed a coffee mug and bloodied his hand.

I guess Trump wasn't kidding when he promised a lot of new cuts. Chearing violence, you sick people. Congressman Dan Crenshaw said if he ever sees Tucker Carlson, he would effing kill him. Note to Tucker, if you see Crenshaw coming, stay to his left. That is good. You have to admit. Terrible but good. I don't care. I just didn't see him coming.

Yes. A new survey says 81% of Americans said they support deporting illegal immigrants who have committed crimes. The other 19% are illegal immigrants who have committed crimes. Trump appointee Alina Haba claims the Epstein files are being

released next week. Yeah. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton claims that Trump appointee Alina Abba will mysteriously disappear before. It was a joke, people. I don't think it's really going to happen. Police busted a New Jersey sex parlor run by a woman named Soon Bang. They are now looking for her business partner, You Pay Now.

A vulture has escaped a nature show in Georgia. According to officials, it won't stop circling this guy. Oh, they clap that one. CNN's Jake Tapper is publishing a book about the cover-up of Joe Biden's dementia titled Original Sin. Its original title was CNN's cover-up of Joe Biden's dementia. Apple is under fire because its voice-to-text function reportedly turns the word racist into Trump. Worse, when you say, freak in the sheets, this photo pops up.

Why aren't you making fun of me, Greg? Greg, I don't find that funny. You know, I don't like the way you talk on that show. That show is very, very, very, very foul. I don't like it at all. Finally, the Washington Post claims that more trans females are buying guns for protection. Yeah, just what trans females need, another bulge. All right.

Got through that okay, huh? So things are changing fast these days. The swap is being drained so quickly. We might start finding bodies from the Clinton administration. Everyone's feeling it, especially Hollywood. I mean, can you blame them? I mean, look who's on the cover of variety, huh? Yeah.

Now that's a man, huh? It's something Hollywood wishes it had more of. Men, real men. You want proof? Well, according to the rap and entertainment rag, in movies, we're seeing a cultural shift towards more sensitive male portrayals. Contrasting with the political climate influenced by Donald Trump's presidency, which may push towards traditional masculine stereotypes. Translation, they just revealed what the leftmost fears, men emulating this guy. The rap also cites data that suggests many young men will look to Hollywood rather than real life for male role models.

Right. And men will watch the WNBA to learn how to dunk a basketball. True. This is b***. True. Young men today are often accused of being toxic. But why would they look to places like Hollywood who lead the pack in calling them toxic? And what kind of masculine man is Hollywood offering really?

This guy, my God, if this guy was any prettier, he'd be carrying Elon Musk's baby. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This episode is brought to you by eBay. We all have that piece. The one that's so you, you've basically become known for it. And if you don't yet, fashionistas, you'll find it on eBay. That mu-mew red leather bomber, the Cousteau-Barsalona cowboy top.

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You'll see masculine, forceful figures like Trump, Pete Hagsith, or Bordersar, Tom, Holm, and taken the reins of our nation. A far cry, not just from Hollywood, but what was in D.C. before. I mean, talk about a murderer's row of emasculation. These guys make the cast of Rupal's drag race look like the dirty dozen. The point is the last thing Hollywood wants is to endorse traditional masculinity. But Hollywood still believes it can create fiction and claim it represents reality. It's no wonder they thought they could imprint their values on politics, pushing their

guilty, white liberal version of reality on ours. Men could be women. The criminal is the victim, and the victim is the criminal. Trump is Hitler. Seth Rogan is funny. There's just no end to those lies. And yet they lost, and they lost big. And Hollywood can't stand that.

A reality TV star, someone so lowly on the entertainment totem pole is actually in the White House. Here's actress Natasha Ljone. It's very weird to have like a showbiz guy in charge is surreal. I mean, because, well, I'm actually pretty horrified by how strategic. strategic and effective, this whole thing has been. Now, she says it's surreal, but what she really means, it's unfair. I mean, why him and not us? Don't you like us anymore?

I thought we were America's royalty. Not that guy. How did he get to write and star in the movie while we couldn't? You see, their outrage stems from the fact that their fictions are now treated as fictions, and the real world has prevailed. So my advice to Hollywood is stick to action movies. They're popular because they're built on one thing, the hero kicking the crap out of the bad guys, period. It's what most of us want to see, justice prevailing, that there's order in the world.

We don't even care if the action hero can't speak English or happens to knock up his nanny. The problem is, Hollywood might be too late. Trump just cornered the action movie market in real life, and every single day he's leaving Hollywood in the dust. It makes you wonder, is Hollywood really even necessary these days? We got an action hero in the Oval Office, taking on forces that had been nothing but sinister for years. Killer gangs coming over our border, government bureaucrats stealing our money, a liberal government blob that only grows larger and larger, eating anything in its way. Hollywood may not like it, but that's where the real heroes are these days.

So young men out there ignore Netflix. The real male role models are in real life. Your fathers, grandfathers, people who fought wars and went to work. and kept you fed. And yes, the men running things now, trying to undo a twisted ideology that says gender is a choice, masculinity is toxic,

and all achievement is aggression. Meanwhile, in Hollywood, the only man they care about these days is a guy named Oscar, and he doesn't even have a penis. Let's get up! And I'm scared! Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast

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