Gutfeld! Monologues - Jasmine Crockett Runs For Senate

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, guest host Tom Shillue reacts to the news of Jasmine Crockett running for senate. Tom tells Republicans not to take the bait, because she's running to draw media attention to herself to boost her own career even though she has little chance of winning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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still better than Megan Markle. Thank you, yes. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Now to my searing monologue. It is time for... She's number one at being dumb the new face of the D&C. Gather round because that's a jazzy.

It's real, man. So, Jazzy's running for Senate. I'm jumping into the ring. I'm asking for your support to be the next United States senator from the greatest state of Texas. There are a lot of people that said, you've got to stay in the house. We need our voice. We need you there. And I understand.

But what we need is for me to have a bigger voice. Turning Texas blue is what I want to talk to y'all. about today. Let me be clear. Y'all ain't never tried at the J.C. Way. Crockett was fired up to tell us she's jumping into the ring after previously saying the gloves are off, which tells us one thing. She doesn't know how boxing works. Now, I know what you're thinking. A Senate run? Is she insane? This is a woman who lied that Lee Zeldon took a donation from Jeffrey Epstein when it was really a doctor named Jeffrey Epstein. This is someone with an alleged work environment so toxic,

staffers would rather work for Kamala. And her debut ad was no different. Here's Jazzy using Trump's best insults against her to launch her campaign. She's definitely a low IQ person. Crocket. Oh, man, oh man. Now they're going to rely on Crocket. Crocket's going to bring them back.

Wow. We haven't seen a worst debut since the top. Titanic. So yeah, my first impression was, does she really think she has a chance of winning statewide in Texas? In politics, there's a real simple rule. You play to your strengths. So a bomb thrower like Jasmine Crockett is made for the house. She only has to appeal to her extreme district. That's why members of the squad do well in the house and the more bland season politicians go statewide. So on paper, this looks like a terrible move. But then you realize she could be running for another reason. What's Jasmine's value to the far left? Anyway, it's not her legislative

record. Her real value is as a media figure. She says wild things on TV. She goes viral, and we talk about her. She may have the intellect of roadkill, but she's a gift to the social media algorithm. So we have to ask ourselves, is this strategy the politics of the future? for better or for worse because even if she loses her race for Senate, it could be a launching pad for her career as a Democrat influencer. And while this strategy may not get you

into Mensa, it could get you followers and spread your party's message. Politicians everywhere are already doing it and some have mastered it. Trump's been building his image through the media forever. It brought his name from a Fifth Avenue skyscraper to the White House. So this strategy works.

Although some are better than others. Remember when Crockett joined the Dems for the Choose Your Fighter video that went viral for all the wrong reasons? Not all of us can be Trump. But these days, media figures, even the ones broadcasting from their bedrooms with a ring light, can have more influence than half the U.S. Senate. So the question isn't, can Crockett win Texas? It is, has Congress turned into a game of winning social media as opposed to a deliberative body that makes laws? And that could be a good thing or bad.

We saw the algorithm help Zoran Mamdani go from fake rapper to New York mayor, and what it does it look like for the country, if the so-called star of the Democratic Party is someone who should be starring in real Housewives of a president, Atlanta. So I'd encourage Republicans. If she runs, take the win, but don't take the bait. It's easy to get attention, but with Jazzy, it's all about her. President Trump is brash and funny, but he's always been about making our country better and stronger. In other words, with him, it's all about us. And that's no jazz.

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