Gutfeld! Monologues - Jill Biden's "Work Husband" Pleads The 5th

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld, Greg reacts to yet another Biden Administration member pleading the 5th. Plus, Greg mocks Hunter Biden for saying the Democrats lost the 2024 election because they weren't loyal to Joe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So Joe Biden's longtime aide was called to testify on Joe's decline. Well, I hope someone asked him if President Joe Biden was fit to exercise the duties of the president. Was President Joe Biden fit to exercise the duties of the president? On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer the question pursuant to my Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution. Hmm. Got to say, it's good to see that fellow found work since they canceled Portlandia. But that was Joe Biden's so-called work husband, which is like being her regular husband, except with more solid food and less diarrhea. you. Anthony Pernel was Jill's chief of staff and an assistant to Joe Biden, which is pretty

amazing, given that having just one of those jobs would have you skydiving without a parachute. But according to Jake Tapper's book, he had another job running the country. He was part of a tight-knit inner circle, they called the Politburo, who acted as Joe's ultimate decision-makers. And according to his old staff, he was no Mr. Rogers, with one former aide calling him the worst person they ever met. Well, I guess he's never met this guy. But this fella is not just some loyal no name. He's a main player, and he's the second Biden administration member to plead the fifth after his old doc refused to answer questions last week. I haven't seen this many people go quiet since Britt Hume asked special report if they wanted to see

his tramp stamp. So obviously they're hiding something. Like, why would Joe never take any interviews? Who was behind the last-minute pardons? Who made the terrible decisions, the kind that turned a career moderate into a Bolshevik? And why was his schedule emptier than a swimming pool near a burrito truck? Meanwhile, Hunter has his own beef, saying the dams only lost because Trump, lost to Trump,

because they weren't loyal to his father, the leader of the party. Yeah, that's the reason, champ. So you don't think the border had anything to do with it or the sky-high inflation. How about the economy propped up by fake statistics and government jobs? Or the fact that Joe turned into a Volvo crash dummy every time he encountered a staircase. Appearing on the former DNC chair's podcast, think Joe Rogan for people who've been spayed or neutered. Hunter painted Joe's 24 bid in a positive light. that his father had the advantage of incumbency and an incredibly successful administration.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, dude. Calling Biden's White House an incredibly successful administration is like calling liquid plumber and incredibly successful laxative. It's not. I learned the hard way. Hunter also called BS on Tapper's claim that he acted as his dad's chief of staff, saying that when it came to the White House, He stayed as far away as he possibly could.

But we know better. The only time Hunter stays away is if Moripovich tells him he's the dad. Thank you. Fact is Joe was never in charge. That's the real story. And it's one so shameful, the media covered it up like black spray paint on Jesse's bald spot. So how do we get these answers? How do we give the most consequential political scandal of our time the justice that it deserves?

House Republicans have an idea? Ask Joe and Jill. The GOP isn't ruling out, calling on the former first couple to testify. Florida Congressman Byron Donald said he wants to subpoena every member of the Biden administration about the cover-up. He claims he doesn't care if they were a secretary, a janitor, or even Joe's mortician. But I can picture it now. Comer would put Joe under oath, but first he'd have to ask him to turn around. But it's not like it can get any worse for the Dems.

They're polling at an all-time low at 19%. They're less popular than AIDS at a kissing booth. I know. It's not popular at all. So will Joe take the stand, even if he can barely stand? well why not ask him so joe are you going to testify oh yeah come on man i'll testify all right i'll raise my right hand and i'll swear to hold the men and women and the you know the thing anyway look i'm i'm serious about this any court in the land you pick the judge judge judy

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