Gutfeld! Monologues - Jimmy Kimmel's Wife and Her Trump-Voting Family

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! President Trump promises a surprising $2,000 tariff dividend. Plus, Greg reveals Jimmy Kimmel’s wife’s candid thoughts on her Trump-voting family. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Conditions apply. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. All right, so Jimmy Kimmel's wife, who's also the head writer and executive producer of his crappy show, has some thoughts about her Trump voting family. And get this, they're not. good to me them voting for trump is them not voting for my husband and me and our family and i i

unfortunately have kind of lost relationships with people in my family because of it i it's it's like this is not just republican versus democrat for me anymore it is to me it's family values i feel like i'm kind of in constant conflict and i'm angry all the time which isn't healthy at all i like personalize everything now. I wish I could, like, deprogram myself in some way. Her relatives must be so grateful. But deprogram in some way. Isn't that what ABC wanted to do with Jimmy's show? But she means rescuing someone from brainwashing and that someone is her, which is kind of good news. A patient finally realizing the answer.

to her affliction, and it makes sense. Oh, God, she's so tired of being angry all the time. Oh, but that's not a condition. That's a choice. You can't spend all day spanking yourself and then wonder why your ass hurts. We all have the power to decide what we do with our brains. You fill your mental shelf space with one relentless thought, and that's all you're going to experience. It's like the women at my gym when they see me doing squats.

You end up programming yourself to believe all men have unbelievable quads. But as Scott Adams says, you are what you think. And that explains why so many Democrats have gone nuts. If all you think about is Trump hate, it's going to come at a cost to all your other thoughts, which may be why this estrangement thing is a bigger problem for the left. The recent survey found that 50% of libs would cut off family over politics. Only 11% of Ritees would do the same. Some Nazis.

I mean, sure, liberals can annoy us, but sometimes it's nice to hear from a rational Democrat. Like during the holidays, or when they announced that your macchiato's ready. So, like a week old chalupa coursing through Jerry Nadler's bowels. This estrangement only goes in one direction. direction. Why don't we see stories of Trumpers disowning their kin? Maybe it's because we can handle being wrong because it's not tied to our self-worth. But for the left, politics has

become so intertwined with ego. And what drives them mad is that we don't share that same defect. There must be something wrong with us, not do care as deeply as they do. Mrs. Kimmel sent a 10-point email to her relatives before the election to sway their vote and was so distraught that no one responded. What did she expect to hear, oh, you were right all along? How dumb of us not to see the wisdom behind your virtuous concerns? No, they're Republicans. They had better stuff to do.

Which leads to a bigger question. Why does the virtuous liberal need you to agree with them? Why is it that so important? Could it be due to their own self-doubt about their own positions? Because if we're not as worked up over Trump as they are, they might wonder, could they be wrong? You saw this with vaccines and masks and lockdowns. When other people started rebelling, they didn't try to persuade those people. Instead, they got angry.

But if anyone should take politics personally, it would be us. We, after all, lost one of our own. Charlie Kirk was murdered. And yet we didn't let it consume us. We mourned. We honored him. And we moved forward, leading our lives with politics. politics in the backseat, not the front. That's what Mrs. Kimmel doesn't get, because for them,

every political disagreement is a betrayal. They wake up angry, go to bed angrier, and wonder why they can't sleep. Meanwhile, we still manage to live, laugh, and show up to work without getting our shorts in a twist, unless, of course, we want a little extra stimulation. So maybe Jimmy's wife finally stumbled upon her own diagnosis. She's not mad at Trump. She's mad that she gave him squatters rights in her head. She's realizing her misery isn't coming from her relatives. It's from within. And that the cure for

chronic outrage isn't another protest, its perspective. Put down the phone. Stop scrolling and believing that every different opinion is a declaration of war. You diagnosed yourself and congratulations. You're now one step closer to a cure. Let's

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