Gutfeld! Monologues - Kat's Return

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg Reveals Hunter's Father's Day present for Joe. Plus, Greg welcomes Kat back to the show after giving birth and battling cancer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Thank you. Thank you. All right. All right. Now just leave the money on the dresser. Good evening, everyone. So this Saturday, millions of people took part in the no-kings protests.

Yeah, great job, people. Last time I checked, we don't have kings. So what are your plans next week? The anti-lockness monster protest? Meanwhile, the views solidly supported the no-kings protest, as long as it didn't include this king. Sunday was Father's Day to celebrate 100, and got his dad a new life alert button.

As usual, Chelsea Clinton renewed her dad's subscription to Juggs magazine. A classic. And Elon Musk celebrated by changing his phone number. Got a lot of kids. Teachers Union President Randy Weingarten has resigned from the DNC. She plans on spending more time hiding under bridges, charging a toll to cross. An ex-girlfriend of Sean Diddy Combs testified they would use the names of famous NBA players as codes for sex acts. Yeah, so whatever you do, don't ask about the Magic Johnson.

I don't even get that joke. I don't know why that's so funny. You're disgusting, people. And finally, over the weekend, Huma Abedine and Alex Soros got married in the Hamptons. Huma's ex-husband, Anthony Wiener, was not invited, although he did say. send a nice bouquet of dickpicks to the flower girl. Kamala Harris was in attendance with her plus one, Johnny Walker. The Clintons were also there because Hillary never leaves a good friend hanging.

Thank you, David. Meantime, the bridesmaids wore blue dresses, causing Bill Clinton to be hospitalized for dehydration. That was disgusting. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Did you know that at Chevron, you can fuel up on unbeatable mileage and savings? With Chevron rewards, you'll get 25 cents off per gallon on your next five visits. All you have to do is download the Chevron app and join to start saving on fuel. Then you can keep fueling up on other things like adventure, memories, vacations, daycations, quality time, and so many other possibilities.

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this February. That's a grotesquely yellow head. And just like mom, he now weighs 16 pounds. Of course, as you know, I just had a baby, too. Mm-hmm? But, Kat, being competitive as always, she had to do one better and got diagnosed with cancer.

Which makes my ringworm seem pretty lame in comparison. So, okay, Kat, you win. And in a way, she did. Doctors caught her cancer just hours before she went into labor. Through a checkup, she wouldn't have had if she wasn't pregnant. Fact is, if she hadn't had the babies, she wouldn't have known she had cancer. And she wouldn't have had the surgery to remove the cancer. So for you keeping score, Kat had sex, which in getting pregnant, cured her cancer.

Meaning, sex cures cancer. Now I have a new pickup line at the villages. But the real story is the little guy who came into the world already a hero, for he saved his mommy's life. If I were him, I would hold that over her head every chance I get. Mom, can I use the car? No, son, you're only 14. Oh, yeah? If I wasn't born, you wouldn't be alive to say that.

Fair point. Here's the keys. Pick me up some pierogies and some Mike's hard lemonade. But if there's anything you learn about Kat, it's that she handles big things with ease, and that ease is inversely proportional to how she handles small things. God forbid, I leave my phone at my desk while I use the bathroom and don't respond to one of her texts within five seconds. He usually goes like this.

Greg, got a sec? Hello? Greg? It's cat. Okay. You mad at me? Was it something I said? Something I did.

Is it about the thing I left in the bathroom? Am I in trouble? Am I fired? Guess I'm fired. Should I just get my things? I'll come. you're not there. I guess this is it. I knew this would happen. You never liked me, but I never liked you either. You're short, loud, your breath stinks, and I've seen better

glutes on rats in the subway. Sorry about that last text. I didn't mean it. Can I have my job back? Okay, I'll send Cam to box up my things. If it's okay, I'd like to take my Ron Paul coffee mug. I just hope that someday I can use you as a reference at Boston Market. Of course, then I finally respond, hey, cat, what's up? I was just taking a dump. so that's cat but not in a nutshell because it's the huge stuff she tackles without complaint truthfully if we couldn't see that she was pregnant we probably wouldn't have known she treated it the way most guys treat a groin pool and cancer and the surgeries that followed i haven't seen a person dive head into battle like that in a while she tackled that head on

like joy behar shoving aside security at a kfc grand opening No wonder Cat has a cat that is 15 years old. Gene's in Sipley staying alive to prove he has more lives than her. So you could credit this character of Cats to her Detroit Origins. But she's as American as baseball, apple pie, and sending hate mail to Brian Kilmead. Yeah, we do sweat the small stuff. We complain about traffic, the news, nuclear war. But when faced with big stuff, we're always up for the fight.

And so is Cat. as she offers us this heartwarming message before undergoing cancer surgery. Oh, let's go. So, Kat is someone who always has your back, even when you don't text your back. So we're super happy Kat's returned. We missed her dearly. We know the future will still be hard for her. There will be other hurdles, I'm sure.

But we have faith in her as much as. I hope she has faith in us to be here when things get rough or when things get better, but she still complains. So please welcome Kat back and congratulate her for kicking out a baby and kicking catchers. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. This is Jimmy Phala, inviting you to join me for Fox Across America,

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