Gutfeld! Monologues - Kid Rock At The White House!

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg highlights the irony behind the WNBA's celebration of "Transgender Day of Visibility." Plus, he shares a joke you wouldn't expect involving Kid Rock at the White House, ticket sales, and Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and subject to policy terms. So the theaters are trying to get, trying everything to get people back in the seats, including reclining seats, alcohol service, fine dining, and now pot smoking and texting. But it is funny that they think weed and texting will bring you back,

since those are two things you can also do at home. But there's one thing you can't do at home that they overlook. Make better movies. Which is a lot harder than saying, hey, let's attract more rude, smelly potheads. You know, the people a smart industry would try to keep out of their place of business.

Seriously, welcoming texting potheads in a theater, that's like a restaurant saying, hey, we don't need a new chef. We need more salmonella. But such remedies are easier than admitting the truth, that the product sucks. Disney will lose hundreds of millions on Snow White because they were more concerned with being woke than being watchable. Plus, it doesn't help that the new Snow White thinks she's Joy Reed with hair. And if this is what Disney did to Snow White, can you imagine if they do yet another reboot of Cinderella?

$10 bucks, it's Prince Charming who puts on the glass slipper because it matches his transparent thong. Hollywood thinks we're idiots for wanting exciting movies with relatable heroes. So instead, they gave you a musical celebrating a transgender drug dealer. Amelia Perez got 13 Oscar nominations and sold about 13 tickets.

But you got to admit, getting neutered helps you hit the high notes. Movie theaters can throw in all the goodies. they want, but it won't help if the movies suck harder than the view on a pork-flavored lollipop. Rather than make movies, people want to go see, they offer crap that actually makes the experience worse. And you know what that reminds me of?

You guessed it, the Democrat Party. Instead of approving the product, they keep appealing to their worst customers. Even the New York Times admits it. The rag put out a scathing rebuke of the party saying they're in denial of their 2024 election lost. The times of all places even says they moved too far to the left. Hell, that's like Chris Christie telling you to lay off the donuts. But rather than try to correct their descent into absurdity, they embrace more absurdity. Instead of admitting their colossal error, it's just more fabrications. In this case, they decided that Elon is a Nazi. Okay, but didn't he used to be your

hero? You know, it says something that the Dems can expect its mob of supporters to turn on a dime, which they do. So how could the party be so confident the mob would go from adoring the king of climate change to wanting them hanged in the town square? Well, like the film industry, the Democrat Party hold an arrogant disdain for their customers, so much so that it can push stupid ideas and assume their customers will just eat it up. The Democrat mob are no different than bit actors willing to perform whatever script you give them that day. They get paid for the work, and when the clock hits noon, they're gone. It could be a protest against cops, fracking, musk.

It doesn't matter. Just supply the signs and the paycheck, and they'll picket their grandmother for going as Pocahontas for Halloween in 1940. It's so like smoke and pot are being allowed to text in a theater. The Democrats' latest moves do nothing to address the unsolvable problem within the party. Their movie is one that no one wants a ticket to. Because in this film called Life, they're the villains, and there will be no sequel. Let's welcome tonight's guests. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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