Gutfeld! Monologues - KJP's Tell-All

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg calls out KJP for her tell-all book about the Biden White House when she was complicit in the Biden cover-up. Plus, Greg says KJP is leaving the Democratic party to distance herself from the disastrous Biden Administration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So last night in New York, the New York Democratic mayoral debate, ex-Governor Andrew Cuomo said he's going to take every homeless person off the subway and get them the help they need. And he claims he's going to start with his brother Chris. Former Biden press secretary, Corrine Jean-Pier, announced that he's writing a tell-all book about the Biden administration. In response, people are. saying, thanks, but I just wanted a big Mac.

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Fast. Fast free delivery. It's on Prime. All right, so Corrine Jean-Pierre wrote a book, and her fans are already sharpening their crayons. And it's just what we need to tell all from the woman who spent two years telling everyone that Joe just had a cold and not rigor mortis. If the title hadn't already been taken, it should be called Art of the Steel. KJP also says she's leaving the Democratic Party. I say God bless her. Not many people have the patience to wait in a line that long. In her book, she says the White House was broken. This, after two years along, a president who wasn't housebroken.

But she only realized this after she stopped getting paid to defend it. But like Jake Tapper's book, it's a new genre of Biden tell-alls that should be subtitled. I had no idea because I'm severely retarded. So now, she realizes she was carrying water for a man whose brain was as wet as his pants. Remember, this is the same broad who stared America in the face and said this. Comments were made in that report about that, about, obviously, about his memory that we don't believe lives in reality. 80s and new 40, didn't you hear? He is as sharp as ever.

They are cheap fakes video. They are done in bad faith. not true, right? The president wasn't wandering. Is anyone in the White House hiding information about the president's health or his ability to do the job day to day? Absolutely not. He's the president of the United States. You know, he, I can't even keep up with him. Yeah, you couldn't keep up with Joe. Sorry, Joe couldn't keep up with FDR in the 100 yard dash. And I'm talking right now. Damn. But she expected us to believe she couldn't keep up with the guy who had have an electric fence put up around the White House so he wouldn't in the neighbor's yard.

So was Corinne too dumb to notice Biden was a mess or was she just dishonest? Pick your poison, moron or mercenary? Now there's a great name for her book. I'm going with mercenary because this whole book tour didn't spring from a burst of guilt. According to Politico, she was copying her publicist on emails while still press secretary. So she was planning this. from the podium. She's like a pilot who puts on his parachute in oxygen mask while your plane's leaving the airport. So this wasn't a crisis of faith. It was a business plan. She didn't leave the Democrat Party. She managed her exit like Pelosi dumping stocks before she signs the corporate tax hike. She was even pining for a spot on the view, which is like

angling for the best seat in a garbage truck. But she didn't get the gig, probably because she reviews their lunch bucket of thawed mackerel. That's what you feed the talented sea world. And now even the most reliable lefties are roasting her. But it serves him right. After all, she was their pick, a historic first. Black, lesbian, and board certified by visiting angels. But you know it's bad when DC operatives call it a grift.

Hell, that's like Taylor Swift calling you a six. But they say that she was ineffectual, unprepared, needed to be coddled, and couldn't manage a team. What's that sound like? DEI. What happens when you hire someone based on identity and not merit? She says we need to stop thinking in boxes, but as a black, lesbian, French, Haitian female, she checks more boxes than a gynecologist. On the order form.

On the order form. All those applications you got to fill out. What, do you think I meant vaginas? Ew. Disgusting people. But now she says, now everyone says, she's incompetent and lazy. You know, after they called me racist for saying that. That's not why I'm racist.

Nope. But really, they're just jealous. These colleagues also played along with a hoax, saying that Joe was doing 75 one-arm push-ups while finishing the New York Times crossword puzzle all before breakfast. They're just pissed. She beat them to the publisher's office and to the bank.

I expect to see more of these books because of the lifeboats these rats will use to try and escape the shipwreck of the past four years. So KJP is now an independent because apparently pretending to be apolitical. sells better than admitting your last job was gas-lighting America. That's how bad the stink is when one of its worst offenders is fleeing this rancid armpit called the Democrat Party.

So should we buy her book? Well, only if your family and friends have a sense of humor. It'll make a great gag gift, you know, like fake dog shit or rubber vomit. Only the stench here, it's real. Let's welcome to tonight's gift. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free. It's the Will Kane Show.

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