Gutfeld! Monologues - L.A. ICE Riots Erupt Into Chaos

Episode Date: June 14, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg talks about the Biden Hearings, LA Riots, and the Congressional Baseball game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:01:30 Nothing like a good AIDS joke to lead off the show. Republicans beat the Democrats in the congressional baseball game by a score of 13 to 2. And for once, the Dems didn't even shoot anybody. The game was almost canceled when Congresswoman Rashida Talib suggested they play shirts. against skins. But the game ended up being delayed
Starting point is 00:02:04 when someone mistook Nancy Pelosi's face for a catcher's mitt. The game had to be stopped at the second inning when Jerry Nadler started grazing on the outfield grass. Intentions were high when halfway through the game
Starting point is 00:02:22 Christy Knomes shot the mascot. Yet all in all, everybody was in good spirit. since all the players scored with Lauren Boebert. Oh, she would have laughed. All right, P. She's alive. All right.
Starting point is 00:02:41 L.A. Mayor, Karen Bass, is blaming the L.A. riots, unquote, bad actors, prompting an angry call from John Cusack's agent. The daughter of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar applauded the riots, saying death to the colonial empire. Many people blame her outburst on radical politics and not because she may be inbred. I'm not saying she would... I ain't saying she ain't.
Starting point is 00:03:16 I neither am I. We don't know. And finally, soap made out of actress Sidney's Swinney's bathwater is being resold online for as much as $1,600. Meanwhile, Joy Behar's bathwater is replacing tear gas who disperse angry rioters
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Starting point is 00:04:19 but it's never too late to give out one more. Yep, it's time for. the most punchable face it's no surprise he's dead behind the eyes a man bun on his total disgrace that f***ing grin reptilian skin endless reasons why we hate this guy
Starting point is 00:04:43 yep tonight the award goes to this piece of trash How do you have a kid, if I don't know, and these people are having their children taken and their kids. How do you all this? How do you always white people feel about stopping a black woman from going to work? Oh no, not work. I care so much. So you don't care about stopping black people from going to work? So you don't care about stopping black people from going to work? Look at this line that you guys are causing. I'm not posing no problems.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I'm not trying to. We're just trying to leave. Yeah, it's a white dude with a man bun laughing at a black woman who works for a living and feed her kids. Did the DNC create this guy in a lab? I mean, for a bigger pair of douches, you'd have to visit the feminine care aisle at Costco. See, this is why the media won't interview the protesters and instead prefer to deliver the message themselves
Starting point is 00:06:00 because when you actually hear their words, you realize you don't want a mediator, you want a terminator. Not a dictator, just someone who can sign his own name and doesn't need his ass wiped after each press conference. It's true. There's this new study out showing that when people feel that society is collapsing, they want a strong leader. Because experiencing a social breakdown causes you to feel powerless. It's like when you're in Larry Kudlow's basement,
Starting point is 00:06:29 and the techno music drowns out your safe word. But that powerlessness creates uncertainty, and in that uncertainty, what do people crave? No, not my abs workout video. Although it is still available at the News Corp gift shop. Right next to sweating with Brit Hume. No, people crave decisive action. They don't want Grandpa Simpson telling them about the time cannibals, almost ate Al Jolson. They want someone who talks like a bouncer and negotiates like a mafia don.
Starting point is 00:07:07 In other words, Donald Trump. So while you think it was MAGA, who had lost a guy, So while you think it was MAGA who elected Trump, it was the Dems. After all, they created a world where people can see their society falling apart, where their leaders look clueless, their laws go unenforced, and the criminals get more sympathy than the victims. And when the country feels like a burning clown car, you don't vote for another clown. You vote for the guy who drives a big, scary garbage truck.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Can you blame him? You got protesters blocking bridges, snarling traffic, and mocking moms begging to get to work. These aren't activists. They're hostage takers. They're extortionists, like the mafia, but without the chicken parmesan. So right now, the Dems are handing the GOP an amazing re-election video. You don't need Kid Rock or Fireworks or Nancy Mason a bikini. No, not when you have senior your shit head on top of a burning Waymo. Trump didn't just appear in a vacuum. He appeared in a moral and civic one, left by a party more interested in pronouns than public safety.
Starting point is 00:08:21 He didn't force his way into office. He was summoned like a bouncer to a bar fight. If the streets had been calm, if the schools worked and cities were safe, and Dems didn't treat every criminal as a misunderstood poet, we might have gotten another useless Democrat. But these times didn't call for cardigan sweaters, called for brass knuckles. That's the irony.
Starting point is 00:08:43 The Dems feared Trump that did everything they could to elect him. So now the left operates in the world of what if. What would happen if Trump hadn't said in the troops? Well, we do have proof that George Floyd riots prove that lawlessness unchecked leads to worse lawlessness. The Dems operate on a luxury of saying
Starting point is 00:09:05 what would happen because we stop them from making it worse. So we'll never know. But that's the point of a strong leader, stopping chaos before it spreads. Trump is the certainty in uncertain times. After a Democrat rule, you don't want a TED talk. You want someone with brass balls. So now, what is the media doing?
Starting point is 00:09:27 Well, Newsweek published a map and listed all the anti-Trump rallies to be held across this country Saturday. And boy, is it organized from the top on down. And what's the goal? Well, without principles, you go for the photo op. They're praying for that one George Floyd moment. They incite and hope you'll bite. Maybe it'll work. But know this.
Starting point is 00:09:50 We will no longer be held hostage by a party that denies our safety and then organizes mobs when we say we've had enough. They say hindsight is 2020. Well, it's 2020 that gave us 2024. Listen to add first. with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon Music app. This is Jason Chaffetz from the Jason in the House podcast.
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