Gutfeld! Monologues - Late Night Show Backlash

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Bernie Sanders says Kamala Harris was heavily influenced by wealthy people.  Also, Greg was a guest on ‘The Tonight Show’ and Fallon faced backlash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Are you clapping for me? Is it because it's the birthday of my body double, Chris Hemsworth? Happy Monday, everyone. Bernie Sanders claimed that Kamala Harris was heavily influenced by wealthy people. So who were these wealthy people that influenced her? Well, there was Captain Morgan, Sam Adams, Paul Massan, Robert Mondavi, and of course, Bloody Mary.

Illinois governor, J.B. Pritzker, called the Texas Democrats who fled to avoid a vote on redistricting heroes. Prompting the Dems to go into hiding fearing Pritzker might eat them. Little play on words there. According to a new study, aging skin is reduced. by young blood and bone marrow, which explains why the interns of a certain Congresswoman keep going missing. Look at that face. President Trump said the homeless population in D.C. must move out immediately. He promised to be careful, though, because some people only look homeless. podcaster Jennifer Welch suggested Trump voters should be banned from Mexican, Chinese, and Indian restaurants, as well as gay hairdressers, and NBA games.

Meanwhile, everybody agrees her face should be banned from places with good lighting. Two blind passengers were left behind on a Southwest flight. Well, whose fault is that? Is it the airline or the blind person who says, I know, I'll travel with another blind person. In the meantime, the airline, the airline offered each woman a $100 travel voucher, or at least that's what they told him it was. Finally, Kathy Griffin confirmed that she underwent a third facelift. This just in, it didn't work. You know, I can't believe anything that comes out of her mouth.

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Thank you. Thank you. And like Rosie O'Donnell on a trampoline, it was a ton of fun. But the media reacted, just as you'd expect with fake articles about backlash, BuzzFeed gathered random posts from X to prove Fallon was taken flack for having me on. But that's journalism these days. Fake posts are news when you can find an opinion on anything you want there. BuzzFeed used to have influence.

Now it's simply three old guys waiting for their house cats to eat them. One post says that Jimmy was normalizing the rights worst. Like I was Hitler or worse Liz Cheney. The Daily Beast called my appearance a softball chat and that Jimmy fawned all over me. And here I thought the Daily Beast was what Joy Behar ordered every morning from the pig farm. New York Mag's vulture accused Jimmy of kissing the conservative ring. Hell, I wasn't even wearing a ring. At least, not on my finger.

But this is all because Jimmy talked to me, which is what decent people do. Hell, I have everyone on my show, Republicans, Democrats, comedians, and even guys who call themselves comedians. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. But late night shows fawn over hundreds of liberal guests. Yet having one right-leaning guest on sends them into a frenzy. But are people really turning on Fallon for having me on the show? Yes. In fact, people did turn on Fallon. The tonight show's ratings jumped by double-digit percentage when I was on. to 80% increases in numerous categories. True, I'm better for ratings than Sydney, Sweeney, and a blue-jean thom. Not that good.

Yeah. Tonight Show had the highest number since November 24, which had the NFL as a lead-in. Maybe Kimmel and Colbert should get a lead-in from the WNBA. So after you see the dildos on the court, you'll see them sitting behind the desk. Yes. But it's got to hurt the haters instead of being outraged, though. Maybe they should learn something. You don't have to villainize someone because they might talk to someone you don't like.

I mean, maybe that's why people don't want to be around Democrats. It's why comedians and podcasts on the right do so well, yet these dirt bags can only talk to themselves. See, this isn't really about Fallon. It's about the media entertainment complex, and it's realization that it no longer matters. They're like those kids in high school who are no longer at the cool table. They just assumed they would always be the in-crowd, so they bullied and bullied until the crowd left them behind. They thought they were destined to be prom king, but now they're as popular as the nerd who gets stuffed into lockers. Aw.

It's why they lash out. They become resentful. After losing the attention they thought they deserved and assumed that they would always have. You know, they're like a hot chick who got old and no longer gets the love she once did. But enough about Selena Gomez. Yeah. And just like all bullies, they blame everybody but themselves. But the fact is, their world has flipped.

They still believe that the progressive woke perspective is the default one, and that I'm the anomaly. Nope, it's the reverse. And the proof is in the ratings. You've lost cachet everywhere. Colbert is gone. Their biggest late-night ally is spinning signs in front of a pizza hut. While the king of media, Howard Stern, has turned into an old queen.

Once lauded, today's Dems are the butt of jokes. The only time they're on TV these days is for comedic value. Liz Warren, Jasmine Crockett, Eric Swalwell. They give this show more than enough material. I should send them fruit baskets. But the last thing these gas bags need is more fiber in their diet. Let's work out. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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