Gutfeld! Monologues - Lawmakers Aren't Stopping The When It Comes To A Kid's Favorite Dessert Topping

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

Dana Perino guest hosts this episode of as seen on Gutfeld!, joined by FOX Business Anchor, Julie Banderas, FOX Business reporter, Gerri Willis, FOX News Contributor & Host of The Proud American podcast, Johnny Joey Jones, and Host of FOX Across America, Jimmy Failla discuss the COVID-19 protocol contradictions at the U.S. Open. Later, the panel weighs in on a recent New York law that bans the sales of whipped cream cans to people under the age of 21. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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He is a brave Marine, but when he saw Jimmy Thaler, he said, this is what I was fighting for? Retired Marine Corps bomb technician Johnny Joey Jones. And he's a funny guy, but his show has more bombs than Joey has diffused. Fox Across America host Jimmy Fala. Okay, Jerry, first of all, how does Corinjean-Jean-Pier say, what world-class tennis player? I mean, this was the news of the week. You were there yesterday.

I was there. What was the atmosphere like? Where people talking about it? Okay, let me point out another double standard here, right? When we go to Arthur Ashe Stadium, we're there, we're talking to everybody who's in the crowd. Thousands of people, nobody's wearing a mask, you'd have to prove no vaccination. Then you go inside Arthur Ash. You said, cheek by gel, nobody cares.

And you're telling me the guy who's socially distanced playing tennis, he has to be vaccinated? That's crazy. I mean, I don't understand. She's crazy. They're crazy. And let me tell you, John McEnroe said, look, the USDA has to get in here and make sure that they try to defend this guy.

Djokovic should be supported, not just hands off, well, whatever the government wants to do. That's okay. Jerry. Yes. And Joey, every day you can watch Bill Malusian down at the border showing us. Literally, every live shot, I always laugh on Newsroom. Every single day you can say, well, Dana, before I get started, you're just behind me. I'm watching 150 people walk across into the country. Now, that exchange with Peter Ducey tells me that Peter Ducey is way better at his job than our current press secretary is at her job.

To the point that, right? I mean, and you talk about point out the obvious, but we talked about this on that other show earlier, you know, the five, that the three of us were wrong, you know. And so, that other show. You know, this is, this is the show, you know. But, but no, listen, here's the deal. This is the absolute truth of it, and it's not easy to say. In their minds, meaning the liberals, the progressives, we owe the people trying to cross the border more than we owe Americans who we should. keep safe. That's the truth of it. And that's what we have to fight against. That's what Peter

Ducey's sitting there pushing back against. That's what we at this network push back against every day. It is not mutually exclusive to believe that people coming across the border could be good people, but also be harmful to our country. We're talking about not just crime, but just the economic problems, the defrauding of our system. The fact that she stands there and says these aren't the same thing because simply what she can't defend is that we can control people coming on airplanes. We have no control of our border whatsoever. And for her to say that would be, it would be terrible for the people that she works for, like President Biden. Julie, it drives me nuts that the White House never takes the easy wins.

I mean, why not just say, like, call up the Croatian leader and say, hey, or the Serbian leader, and say, hey, we want him to play. Tomorrow I'm going to announce that we're going to change. the policy because it obviously isn't consistent with my other policy. No, I believe that there are several institutions that need to grow a pair, if you know what I mean, David. I don't know what that means. I know.

You're not Greg, so I'm going to just... A pair of what? A pair of legs? You can grow those? Yes, yes, yes, yes. I need to grow a pair. A pair of legs like Jones. Yes.

And quite frankly, the USDA needs to stand up for their players, for God's sake. Now, I understand the USDA does not have a rule that says that you have to be vaccinated. Great. The CDC does. CDC does. And as far as COVID is concerned, we are not living in 2020 anymore. So the administration needs to sort of, you know, get up to speed. I just had it.

I mean, I didn't die. And I'm not a tennis player. And I was vaccinated and boosted. So, I mean, I would be better off being a tennis player, unvaccinated, to be quite frank. Well, and people laugh. They said, you know, Djokovic, you should just go to the southern border and walk across with your tennis racket. You'll be fine. No one will stop you.

He'll be accused of whipping migrants. And they might. Goes over there with this tennis. Doesn't work out. Here's another obvious fact nobody's missing. The U.S. Open takes place in flushing Queens. COVID is not a top 10 germ to catch in flushing queen. Seriously, though, anybody who's ever spent a night at a bar in Flushing Queens, if you came home with COVID, you're like, oh, thank God. I don't know what I was going to tell Jenny and the kids this time. Oh, my God. And that's the scam of the whole thing. And it's not that I'm not saying that as someone who's anti-vax.

I'm vaccinated. Well, nobody told me I got the Magic Johnson and Keishon Johnson. I got the Johnson and Johnson. They didn't tell me it was Magic and Keishon. I can't catch COVID. But man, can I catch a pass? But the point is, we know there's no science. Okay.

We know it's outdoor. Goldman Sachs. We were talking about this at the end of the five. Think about this. They just relaxed COVID restrictions at Goldman Sachs, which means you can now do cocaine in a men's room with your coworker. But don't go outside. and hit tennis balls with him?

Come on. That doesn't pass the sniff test. It certainly doesn't. And we have our first cocaine reference other night. More to come right after this. Change is always happening. But no matter what changes in five years, there's one thing that will stay the same.

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August 24. Lawmakers aren't stopping when it comes to kids' favorite dessert topping. If you're under 21, the days of buying it on your own are done. Yeah, it could be the start of the Stores in New York are now starting to enforce a law banning the sale of whipped cream to anyone under 21, meaning you'll have to show ID to buy whipped cream, but not to vote. The law was passed last November over concerns that too many teens were getting high by inhaling the nitrous oxide, that's also called laughing gas, used as propellant in the canisters. It's the same substance given to audiences at Jimmy's comedy show. to knock themselves unconscious.

According to the Alcohol and Drug Foundation and founding member, Julie Banderas, inhaling nitrous oxide can cause heart attack and psychosis. Stores can be fined 250 bucks for selling canisters to someone under age and up to 500 for subsequent violations. The bill was sponsored by a Democratic state senator from Queens after he says he got complaints

about too many empty canisters on neighborhood streets. And he couldn't explain. get a decent hit out of any of them. For more, let's go live to some of the Whip It Using Teens for comment. Gutfeld's phone number will be available for PETA after this. Julie, are you concerned about your soon-to-be

teenage kids? kids and I've been able to get whipped cream? Well, I'm actually concerned because I feed my kids that same exact way, and I thought I was alone. They love it. I catch my kids in my refrigerator, you know, sucking down, not whipping, but sucking down whipped cream. And so now it's illegal, which is ridiculous. You seem like the type that probably partied a lot as a kid. Did you do whip it?

Yeah, I actually don't even know what this means. Yeah, okay. That's what I figured. So let me explain. Okay. Yeah, if you take the can and you take it, it's kind of like, inhaling fumes. So you take the can and you blow it into your mouth.

For a split second, you get a high. I know this because I've read about it and cat told me and showed me. Okay. But like to outlaw it is absolutely ridiculous. I mean, so now we can't have ice cream Sundays. I mean, honestly. I guess you have to show an ID, Jimmy.

I mean, that's situation. Maybe you could send your son to see if he could get... The link man? Yeah, see if he could get cool whip without... Well, talk about fighting the wrong battles. Okay. where banning whipped cream, you can get weed every three feet

in New York City. A cop stopped me on the way to work today. He's like, you smoke in marijuana? I was like, no. He's like, here you go. I was like, oh, okay. But really think about the ridiculous of this

in proportion to the drug problem in New York. This is like you're banning scratch-offs because you're worried about gambling in Las Vegas. You know what I mean? There's still those 30 casinos. and blackjack tables. So this is just some idiot trying to make it look like he cares

about people's kids. But this doesn't help anybody in any way. And Jerry, what about the war on whipped cream? I mean, if you're the manufacturer. Well, and what about puppachinos? I mean, come on. My little tiny puppy loves this stuff. So I can't withhold it from him.

His name is Rufus, and he's adorable. Oh. Joey, what would you do to prevent this law from getting to Georgia? We don't have laws in Georgia. What are you talking about? It's a free state of Jones. Listen, here's the deal.

This just is another reason why this generation is so weak. I mean, these kids are, they're huffing whipped cream. Back in my day, you had to buy the jumbo magic marker, right? And then make a little cone to come off of it. Or you had to, like, go buy, like, as much robitussin as you could get in the back of your car. Or, you know, if you got real desperate, you take shoe polish and pour it through a loaf of bread loaf for bread and drink what comes out the other end, you know? Like, not to give

you guys a bunch of bad ideas or anything, but we had it rough when we wanted to get high at 14. Wait, is that a real thing? The love for bread thing? Well, that's more of a bum thing, like a carnie thing. You know, listening to all of that, though, it's a wonder you aren't a better bomb tech. You know, I'd add one bad step.

But no, everybody here in a roundabout way, what are we saying, though? They're so... That you need another shirt. We're all saying that. But no, we just, we fight all the wrong battle, there's just so many drugs and so many substances available, and this is pretend. And there are so many pretend solutions to real problems right now. Like, if you wanted to help kids, you know how screwed up kids are right now, and it's not from whipped cream. I was one of the kids who did whippets.

I'm on national TV right now. That's not the issue. Okay. And I just think we're fighting the wrong battles. That's all. As a parent, as a concerned parent. The government can't stop. They don't know where to stop.

No, that's absolutely ridiculous. Like, for example, when I serve my kids a glass of wine, I limit it. Parents need to have some control over their children, you know? Like, oh, you know, don't suck on the bottle of whipped cream. I'm sure you've been told this before. Just put it on your ice cream. You know, same thing. It's just there's regulations, but those are the parents' responsibilities, not the government.

And I'm so sick and tired of parents not taking responsible for their bratty kids. Let them suck up as much as they want to. Well, then you could also say the same, though, Jerry, about the government trying to take care of the people, right? The people aren't allowed to take care of themselves. And now you have the store owner having to ask a 50-year-old woman for her ID in order to buy a weddy whip. It's ridiculous. I mean, how silly do you want to be? And how likely is it to have any impact at all on what they're trying to control?

It won't, right? Because you know what's going to happen. Julie's daughter is going to come to her and say, Mommy, will you please go? get the whipped cream and Julie will say yes. Of course I will. And you compare it. And then how much is the cost of whipped cream going to go up? Yeah. Because if you're going to get fine. And I just want to say one other thing. You know, the drug overdose situation in this country

is nothing to laugh at. 100,000 teenagers last year died of drug overdos. But, you know, I didn't do the science. But since they love science, let's do the science on how many people have died from whipits on a bottle of ready whip. I would like to know the science on that. Zero. I mean, one bottle exploded on a on some tic-toker is what I recent this afternoon. I can tell you how many people took their road test on a whip it. Yes, 300 people a day, 300 Americans a day die of a fentanyl overdose. And we shut down the entire economy during COVID when 300 people were dying a day.

And today is the first day President Biden said anything about fentanyl in months. And on Thursday, he's going to give a nighttime address about how Republicans, Republicans are evil. Let's talk about priorities. Okay, quick plug before we go. I'm hosting a live comedy show with Joe DeVito and Joe Maki. Saturday, October 1st at the Algonquin Arts Theater in New Jersey. The first show sold out, so we added a second. Go to Facebook.com slash Dana Perino for tickets. I hope to see you there. And I just want to give a huge thanks to Gutfeld for letting me be here, the audience, and also Jerry Willis, Johnny Joey Jones, Jimmy Fala, Julie Banderas.

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