Gutfeld! Monologues - Left-leaning Search Engines

Episode Date: April 22, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Chelsea Clinton takes on the Boston Marathon.  Meanwhile, tech giants are steering search results towards left-leaning outlets, and Greg has the scoop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I know. Why wouldn't you applaud? Good evening, everyone. Chelsea Clinton was the 130th runner to finish the Boston Marathon on Monday. The weird part, all the runners who beat Chelsea were found strangled with finish line tape. Suicide. I know, it was. A senior leader on Greta Thunberg's Freedom Flotilla is facing allegations of sexual misconduct. Greta expressed shock saying, I haven't seen any boners. Ever. Thieves reportedly stole the vintage outfit that Madonna wore at Coachella. So be on the lookout for the ancient relic and her clothes.

A Chinese National has been arrested for photographing American military aircraft in Nebraska. Initially, no one had any problems with him taking a million photos because everyone assumed he was Japanese. Oh, you like that one. Oh, you know what? You never know. During his most recent fight, Jose Camacho, king of the bullfighters, suffered a very serious injury after a bull gored his rectum. Good news, though, they immediately contacted an expert on gourd rectum repair. A little stitching here and there. Stitch. Stitch.

The U.S. military seized an Iranian cargo ship, but some believe this was to distract us from the cruise missile they fired at the Pote Mobile. It's okay to laugh. It's a joke. Okay, it's not that funny. Fine. A massive brawl broke out between two gangs of black teen girls at Waterburger. The winner goes on to face a gang of black teen girls

at the Waffle House. Red Lobsters bring. back its endless shrimp promotion. In a related story, guess who just pulled a hamstring doing backflips. And finally, on Monday, Trump's Labor Secretary resigned after reports of bringing staff members to an Oregon strip club. In her defense, it is the beaver state. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

Amazon Presents, Jeff versus Taco Truck Salsa. whether it's Verde, Roja, or the orange one. For Jeff, trying any salsa is like playing Russian roulette with a flamethrower. Luckily, Jeff saved with Amazon and stocked up on antacids, ginger tea, and milk. Habiniero? More like habanier, yes. Save the everyday with Amazon. So you never notice when you do a Google search on a story, your search results,

never match reality. Like, say you'll Google Gutfeld's amazing abs. Nothing comes up. How was that even possible? Or maybe you type in Donald Trump, and the headlines range from negative to total hysterics. It's like you're reading notes from Kat's Diary. Well, there's a reason for this. Tech giants overwhelmingly favor left-wing outlets in their search engines. Seventy-percent of articles in the sections of Google News came from lefty's search. just 1% from right-leaning outlets. On Apple and Yahoo, they offer 2% of writing content. Microsoft, which runs Bing, has only 5%.

But Bing and Yahoo, the last time I used them, I just bought a brand new Pontiac Fierro. But you kind of knew this all along. The media is biased. Movies are biased. Campuses are biased. Why wouldn't this be biased, too? But it's not just bias alone.

It's censorship by a mission. Someone comes up with a great idea like maybe voter ID or a secure border or locking up murderers. And it's not erased. It's just buried down the search results. A straight flight attendant would be easier to find. They control what you see first and second and third and so on. And as they bury the good stuff, they put the negative stuff way up front.

I mean, I am so tired of all those hit pieces they do on talk show hosts who eat baby horses. You do something once? They brand you for life. So why do they do that? Well, they know their ideas are weak or they wouldn't need to hide the better ones. After all, people aren't really into giving free money to a 6'5, 300-pound Venezuelan guy named Lisa for a tit job. But many want to convince you. Wikipedia's co-founder admits his site has been captured by, leftist editors who rate CNN and MSNau as generally reliable while rating Fox and others the opposite. Right-wing figures are written like villains while Jake Tapper's bio gets fluffed. And under Wiki's hijackers, U.S. border facilities from Trump's first term were added to the list of concentration camps. Hunter's laptop was labeled a conspiracy theory. And they consistently list my height as well below the actual truth. Thank you. Thank you. It doesn't bother me, but it, it hurts. It hurts.

But this has been their strategy. Search engines amplified the fine people hoax for years and even more obvious lies. Like Dylan Mulvaney is a woman and Tim Waltz is not. They also buried statistics. According to them, there was no crime wave, no mass invasion of illegals. and Rosalie O'Donnell's ass didn't affect the tides. It's part of a plan, really. Slowly, search results get funneled into one carefully curated narrative that keeps your consciousness at low ebb. You stop thinking. You become comfortable, sucking up the continuous flow of lettuce mush

instead of getting ideas with real nutrition. Because when people deliver information that soothes you, there's less need to think. You drifted to passivity. The less you think, the less mental lifting you'll do over time. Eventually, your brain will be softer than Jerry Nadler's boobs. Leaving the thinking to the malicious humans behind the algorithms, a search engine becomes a brainwashing tool, a manipulated pathway to believing in things you would have scoffed at years ago.

But it's time to break this spell and give their scam the spot it deserves right on the front page. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple. Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app. This week on the Fox True Crime podcast, psychotherapist and author Lena Durholy breaks down the mind of Chris Watts and the warning signs behind one of America's most disturbing family murders. Listen and follow now at Foxtruecrime.com.