Gutfeld! Monologues - Leftist Lunacy: Inside the Democrat Clown Show

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how cuckoo and crazy Democrats have become. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:01:32 After trailing by 29 points to the spurs. Oh, I'm just getting this in my ear. The Knicks didn't win. It was Nithia Raman. Bill Gates testified that Epstein threatened to blackmail him by telling his wife he was cheating on her with several girls. Epstein reportedly tried the same threat on Bill Clinton, who said, only several. Mr. Harris is in the upcoming Netflix documentary called the American Experiment. Many people were shocked to find out that it's not about how many Xanax you can take and still finish a sentence.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Prior to canceling impending strikes on Iran, President Trump said, if we need to negotiate with bombs, we will negotiate with bombs. And I know he wasn't bluffing because this morning I saw a plane drop 500 copies of Jesse's book. The president claims America snuck 100 million barrels of oil through the Strait of Hormuz. And they snuck them by after telling Iran's military, don't look over there. Kathy Griffin is skinny dipping. Dozens of teenage girls in upstate New York were found emerging from a sewer system after they went exploring during a school field trip. And guess who just identified?
Starting point is 00:03:02 as a ninja turtle. Finally, actor Peter Dinklage is 57 today. Yeah, to celebrate, he hired a stripper to jump out of a cupcake. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This Father's Day start with a question, like where did Dad's story begin? Ancestry DNA now has up to $75 off
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Starting point is 00:03:53 Terms apply. Every time you think you've seen crazy, the left pumps out something that makes it seem tame, which means it's time for... ...side up to the space with all the crazy in one place. It's Koo-Koo-K-K-K-K-K-K-KORner. K-K-K-K-K-K-K-Rner. First up, Daniel Moore.
Starting point is 00:04:17 He's one half of the socialist operatives who recruited Graham Platner to run for Senate in Maine. Talking to the Wall Street Journal, they revealed they paid a fortune to vet Platner, but found nothing about his Nazi tattoo or his insane posts. It appears they used the same group who vetted John Wayne Gasey to work at kids' birthday parties. Whoever they used was as effective as Stevie Wonder doing watch repair. These buttheads couldn't find Nazis in an episode of Hogan's heroes. But nothing is absurd as this. guy's voice. So what'd you think of Plattenor's posts? I said none of this will or should stop him from
Starting point is 00:04:54 becoming U.S. Senator. And what was your thinking there? I think if what the voters wanted were people who were grown in vats and had never done or said anything that they might regret their entire lives. We'd have a very different country. Part of our thesis here is that people do not want their candidates grown in bats. They want people who are real human beings. and they want people who do not look and sound like the backgrown people who've been leading this country off a cliff for the last century.
Starting point is 00:05:26 And that was ground. Now wonder he thinks Platner is such a macho man. This guy makes Joe Mackie sound like Barry White. Is the chick next to him squeezing his nuts while he talks? He sounds like Kermit the Frog in the middle of a vasectomy. If his pitch climbs any higher, only dogs will hear him.
Starting point is 00:05:49 And it'll make them run out. into traffic. But if Graham's the best they can do, maybe someone grown in a vat should get a second look. After all, they gave us four years of a president soaked in formaldehyde, and a candidate marinated in boxed wine. So that's one guy who sounds like a frail woman. Now a woman who sounds like a maniac. It's Jasmine Crockett on the killing of Austin Metcalf by Carmelo Anthony, starting with a bunch of lies about the murder weapon. Was it a switch? I don't know Woodyhead. It was like it seemed like
Starting point is 00:06:23 it was a multi-tool, almost like a Swiss army. Yeah, like with the little scissors and everything and whatever. So it was small. Well, I would argue the size of it alone you wouldn't even think it's a daily weapon. Maybe check out the story first.
Starting point is 00:06:41 How would this dumb ass describe Pearl Harbor? I can't believe the United States attacked Japan with that island. And really, this is not a deadly weapon. Okay, try boarding a plane with that, you douchebag. Then she made up more crap so she could say that she would have stabbed Metcalfe, too. If a 300-pound man is beating me, like, on top of me and beating me down,
Starting point is 00:07:13 I'm not limited to fist, because I'm telling you right now, if you were twice my weight and got way more strength than me and you got me pinned down, I don't believe I'm going to survive. What story did she read? And she's a lawyer. Who's the law firm? Oh, no, and you didn't? Wasn't 300 pounds or on top of Anthony.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Anthony refused to leave a place he wasn't supposed to be at. Metcalfe shoved him and then Anthony stabbed him to death. Thank God this woman will soon be out of Congress and return to what she does best, talking loudly in a movie theater. Oh, racist, we'd say. Which brings this to a broad you wouldn't leave alone with your kids unless you want their first words to be, Kill Whitey.
Starting point is 00:08:15 That's YouTuber Miss Rachel hosting a sing-along at the Newark Ice Facility. from here and you'll sing from there. Together we'll swing down with love at the sea. Together we'll sing until everyone's free. After that, they sang, if you're happy and you know it, punch a Jew. But these leftists are so awful. It's no surprise. One of them can't even admit to their own name.
Starting point is 00:08:50 The CEO of Act Blue refused to answer any questions about taking foreign money on behalf of Dem candidates. even the easiest question of all. So I do have a series of questions for you, but I want to make sure I'm respectful. Is it Ms. Jones or Ms. Wallace Jones? I'm the advice of counsel. I respectfully declined to answer the question pursuant to my Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Okay, wow. Okay. I didn't expect that one. Hmm. Lady, we already know your name. It's on the card in front of you. Act blue? How about act guilty? She acts like she's being stopped for shoplifting at CVS. Hell, when that happens, do what I do and give a fake name, like Brigham. So, America, this is who you're dealing with. If you want a party that won't admit basic facts that defends the indefensible and whose male operative sound like a 15-year-old valley girl doing whippets, then do we have a party for you? all miss, this party is not B-Y-O-B, because nobody brings a brain.
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