Gutfeld! Monologues - Liberals Ignore The Jews To Make Islamophobia The News
Episode Date: November 4, 2023As seen on Gutfeld!, Comedian and FOX News Contributor Tom Shillue, Host of The Hoop Chat Emily Austin, Host of The Wise Men podcast Tyrus, and FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf discuss Elon Mu...sk's goal to turn X into a dating app. Later, the panel shares their thoughts on the White House receiving backlash after announcing a plan to fight Islamophobia while hate crimes against Jewish Americans are on the rise. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Fox News contributor Tom Shaloo.
She talks about hoops and ticks off terrorist groups.
Host of the hoop chat, Emily Austin.
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New York Times bestselling author and Fox News contributor, Kat Tip.
And finally, his knuckles sandwich can feed a family of five.
New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and a former MWA world champion Tyrus.
Tom, it's kind of interesting that this is what he would choose to spend his money on.
What do you think of it?
I love Elon Musk.
I mean, I love the guy.
He's like, he has every right to be an evil billionaire, but he's just not being one.
It's really amazing.
And he's so open.
He spent three hours with Joe Rogan.
He'll go anywhere.
He smokes cigars, talks about anything.
Billionaires are very guarded.
They won't give a three-minute interview.
I'm more guarded than Elon Musk, and I'm only a thousandaire.
You know what it is?
He's like Bruce Wayne.
Yes.
But he doesn't need the costume.
No, but he's having a ball, and I love it.
And I wish he didn't change the name of Twitter, but he makes mistakes.
Like, Twitter was such a good name for the company, and then he changed it to X.
I like Twitter because I like the way he said.
Twitter, Twitter, about Twitter, about Twitter for $44 million.
I just think he's an interesting guy, and it's a perfect contrast between him and George Soros, who, I mean, you never see him.
He just hides, like, the evil villain that he is.
But, you know, and the other thing, just you notice that he's referring to Earth, like he said, Twitter was sending messages to Earth.
Like, he's already, like, on Mars.
Yes.
He already looks at Earth as just another place for him, you know?
And you know what? He's right. When you see how the world is going, ominous point.
Emily, have you been thinking about the Twitter dating app at all?
I would be, I wouldn't, okay, I wouldn't join it because I would rather wait outside somebody's window at night.
I think it's more like personal. But I would be really happy because it would primarily be conservatives because the left wants to boycott X.
And I don't think it's a bad thing for conservatives to start procreating.
Maybe we could have four or five, six children, build little conservative armies, start to outnumber the left a little bit.
Because, you know, they're not going to be on the app.
So I would be really elated if he can do that.
And conservatives could just, you know, like genetically have smarter kids.
And then maybe Soros wouldn't want to destroy civilization.
But if he was smart, you'd be friends with Elon.
You'd get on one of his rockets.
And you have like that FU money.
You can move to Mars.
You can, like, develop it.
So if I were him, that's what I would do.
Yeah, I wish I had a billionaire.
best friend.
Oh, the things I do.
Yeah, it'd be amazing, Kat.
Don't you wish you had a thousand air, best friend?
I do.
What do you make of, let's say Twitter's progress now.
So he's losing a lot of money.
He's losing advertising.
But it's definitely, and there's a lot of misinformation on it,
let's be honest.
But it actually feels like a good thing.
Yeah, the dating thing.
I don't know. I mean, you kind of already can do that.
Yeah.
I mean, anything, anything is a dating app if you're creepy enough.
That is true.
Like DoorDash customer service?
My food wasn't cold, but I am.
In bed at night.
Come over.
I wonder if that would work.
Probably would.
Yeah, anything can be a dating app.
So I don't even know, like, what would that mean, the dating app on.
I think he's just kind of trying stuff.
seeing what will work, seeing what won't work.
You can also already probably find someone
to get you pregnant on Twitter if that's what you're looking for.
People offer me all the time, and I'm not asking.
That's so true.
All right, Tyrus.
What do you look at at?
No, I'm just listening to everything.
Please do not make that joke and call DoorDash.
No, I'm going to.
Right on my house, I'll be like, what are you doing here?
Because you staring at your phone going, oh, he's here, he's coming.
I was joking.
I was joking.
I was joking.
I've you know there's certain times in life where you like you see somebody enough and you decide like hey I think I want to be friends with this guy
I think I want to be friends with Elon because I think I need to be one of the guys that text him at two in the morning like yo buy Panama do it
ask you know like I think he's getting to the point now where he's starting to like have so much fun being the the hated cool guy he's now wearing where his outfits are getting weirder yeah you know he's got an ascot and he's the cigar
Gar, and he changes his accent from time to time.
He's having fun.
And, you know, he talks about Earth because he's already bought Mars.
Yeah.
You know, so, and I'm, you know, I just want to be able to text him, like, yo, you need to buy it in Antarctica, and let's see if we can turn it into a rainforest.
Well, you know, but the perfect example is he bought Twitter because he was mad that they banned Babylon B.
And that's why I want to be friends with him.
Yes.
Like, to be at a point to when you don't like something, like, I'm watching CNN and.
somebody pisses me off on there. I just call the accountant, like,
yo, buy all the stocks on CNN.
Buy it all. Do we have it? Cool.
Tell Stelter, yes, we're a clown suit every night on CNN or expired.
Like, that's the stuff I would do. And I feel like, Elon would be the guy to call me like,
yo, did you just make him wear a clown suit? Watch this. I'm buying ABC.
Wait till you see soap operas this week. No, I just feel like that's kind of cool.
You know, I would have cool trips. I would be so petty.
If there were a salesman or somebody that upset me,
I would buy the company so I could fire that person.
After you do the correction.
Yes.
After you make them feel like it's going to be okay.
Then you go.
And then you bring them in.
Yes.
Crush their soul.
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As Jews are harassed left and right, the White House takes on the Muslim plight.
The Biden administration is facing a backlash after announcing a plan to fight Islamophobia here in America,
while hatred and hate crimes against Jewish people are on the rise.
You have to hand it to Joe.
He's so tone deaf, his new Secret Service code is Marley Matlin.
Even the FBI director himself says anti-Semitism,
is reaching historic levels in the U.S.,
but they're working on that, too.
You know, after they track down every grandma,
the police led in on January 6th.
And who did they put on the case?
The person least likely to get anything done.
Oh, Venn diagram herself.
For years, Muslims in America
and those perceived to be Muslim
have endured a disproportionate number
of hate-fueled attacks.
I am proud to announce
the Biden-Harris administration
will develop our nation's first
national strategy to counter Islamophobia.
This strategy will be a comprehensive and detailed plan
to protect Muslims and those perceived to be Muslim
from hate, bigotry, and violence.
That assessment is brought to you by a box of wine.
But she says Muslims endured a disproportionate number of attacks.
Compared to what exactly?
Now, this isn't like returning a video.
video camera I've already used at Walmart, we're going to need some receipts, darling.
Meanwhile, as people across America rip down posters of the Jewish hostages in Gaza,
leave it to the New York Times to defend the vile act.
The so-called paper of record calls it a form of protest, a release valve,
and also a provocation by those anguished by what they say was the Israeli government's
mistreatment of Palestinians.
See, they're the victims.
How dare you present us with actual victims of atrocity?
you're hurting my feelings.
But here's why they're really defending people tearing down the posters.
They got caught.
And also, the truth of what's on those posters is way too hard to bear.
It destroys their filter of the oppressed versus oppressor.
So they've got to get rid of it.
Maybe attacks on Jews won't exist if we hide it from you.
So according to the Libs at the Times,
they are just provoked protesters seeking a release valve.
And so they make more bad excuses than me when I get asked to donate to charity.
I've seen it.
I'm surprised those poster
terrors don't demand treatment for paper cuts.
They probably ask for a Jewish doctor.
It's real, A.
I like that.
I thought that was good.
Very strong, Emily.
As a young Jewish woman, which you are,
do you find this kind of relativism
sensible, the idea that, okay, there's these Jewish atrocities.
We've got to speak out about that. But we also have to speak out about this.
Yeah, you know, I want to preface what I'm going to say with.
Islamophobia, of course, is an issue. It is. And this is not a war Muslims versus Jews.
It is simply the world against terrorism. So with that being said, with Jewish hate crimes
being up 338 percent, right now the White House's priority should be finding the people who are
hunting down Jewish students on campus, threatening to shoot up
Cornell and make Jewish students feel safe on campus again and make people not afraid to
walk around wearing a Star of David.
That should be their priority.
So if Kamala Harris wants to go make an anti-Islamophobia initiative, you might as well
then do anti-Semitism too because it's just so silly that the three weeks where Jewish
hate crimes are at its peak high, you're like, all right, let's talk about racism now.
Let's bring something that's so irrelevant into this equation just to like, what's the point
to diminish Jewish crimes?
so insensitive. She grouped them together because she didn't have this data on the other stuff.
That's a little trick. Politicians like to do Kat. Why do you think they ask Kamala?
Every time they give something to Kamala, she never gets it done. Do you think that's the case here?
Well, that was my question. What is the plan? Yeah. It's comprehensive, though. Yeah, I watched the video three times.
I got that. It's comprehensive and detailed. Yeah. Not one detail.
No, no.
So we're all talking about this plan.
What is it?
I don't know.
How can I know what to think about it if we don't know what it is?
Step one, it's bad.
Just so you know, there's a plan.
Yes, yes.
I don't think that that's a plan.
Just saying there's a plan.
Well, first, they're going to have to identify the number of attacks.
And if they do, then they have to say how many there are.
And then it's going to be dwarfed by what's been happening to Jews.
then they can't so they can't actually do the second step.
And also just in general, whenever it's war time,
usually it's a war that we're directly involved in,
but you worry about them taking certain rights away,
things like surveillance, things like limiting speech.
So I really want to know what's in the plan.
Always, always, always want to know the plan.
Do you think this is a strategy to get Kamala out,
like giving her this role?
No, I think we need to start giving the VP some damn credit here.
Okay.
I'm getting tired of this.
Yeah.
All right?
She apparently can keep great secrets.
you couldn't tell by that speech she had an amazing plan but it's a secret if she tells the
plan then the bad guys will see it duh everyone knows that but the joking has to stop right here
okay so i'm not jokes i'm going to get real for a minute why do we keep asking Greg and and i text
you sometimes yeah in the five why do we keep asking or treating this like they can change
why is it that we're all trying to pretend like oh we don't know why they're so anti-semit this is who the woke have been from day one they've just moved their stuff around first it was white men y'all had to go you were responsible for everything especially you pale face all of you had to go all of you had to go i'm glad he pointed at you then then it was heterosexual alpha males had to go right then women women didn't matter anymore what is a woman we have no idea
unapologetically, didn't care, women getting beat up in the streets.
Oh, they shouldn't have been dressed that way.
They shouldn't act it that way.
Now, they're out.
The media's not getting it wrong.
They're getting it right.
When the Klan march, and they said that every white woman in America in the 1940s and 50s
was in danger from a black man like me coming to get them, they wish.
But that was the hysteria.
There was no facts.
There was no truth to it.
They just said it.
So they're not going to come out and say what they need to say.
Israel was attacked
It was a terrorist act
It was all these horrible things
Nothing that happened
Happened to Muslims
Nothing because supposedly it's Hamas
Yeah
But see we're the only side that even separates
Hamas and Palestine
They don't
Because if you corner them to say
Hey condone Hamas
Say Hamas is bad
They won't do it
Yep
And then you'll hear things like they're freedom fighters
So they're all one thing
It was an act of resistance
Right yeah yeah sure
Yeah. That's the point. We need to stop trying to figure this riddle out. They're laying it out to play it out. This is who they are. And they're not going to change. And we need to stop, we need to start being aggressive with them in terms of posting the names of people who are ripping down this stuff. Just like if you had, if a person was walking around Fox News putting posters saying the big Negro needs to go, Gutfeld. You would see that. And there'd be a scathing email and every company, every office, we need to get this racist guy out of the.
this building. He's not going to talk to somebody
like that. And we need to do the same thing
with the Jewish community because it's the same
exact thing. And then when their turn's over
then it'll be somebody else's. We need to stop
just acting like we're, this is a
racist, anti-Semitic attack
to anybody who's not part of their Marxist program.
And
Tom, I have to remind you to stop
putting up those posters about Tyrus.
There's other ways to get a spot on this show. I understand
Yeah. I mean, look, I agree. What Tyrus said is so accurate. It's been going on for so long.
You remember when you were in college. In the late 80s, I'm in college. I go there. I had never heard
anything about this. And then I show up on campus, late 80s. And people are telling me that Israel is the most
genocidal nation on earth. And I was like, oh, I never heard that one. I'm like 19. I never heard
that before at all. And I thought, well, I mean, I'm sure they're exaggerating, but they must have done
something wrong in Israel to get these guys so angry.
And then you find out, oh, they didn't do anything wrong.
They didn't do anything.
This has been a 50-year lie, and they continue with it.
And, I mean, it is funny that I don't want to, it's like, they're obviously murderers.
Hamas is evil murderers, but they also have a lot of gall, Greg.
They have a lot of gall.
Like, the head of Hamas was like, you know, he calls for a ceasefire.
And they were like, oh, are you going to put your guns down?
He's like, no, no, we need to kill the Israelis.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to play tennis with you, but you don't get a racket.
We're out of time.
Thanks.
I'm Shaloo.
Emily Austin, Gats, Tim, Tyrus, our studio audience.
I'm Greg.
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