Gutfeld! Monologues - Living With Affluent White Female Liberals

Episode Date: March 21, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how men who live with liberal females are not talking politics with their significant other out of fear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I feel a little less alone right now. Let's welcome tonight's guest. He's only here tonight because our first 30 guys named Todd canceled. Co-hosts of Fox and Friends First Todd Piro. This man needs a spotter to lift his wallet. Shark Tank Star Kevin O'Leary. He looks like the team captain of a lesbian softball team. Comedian Joe Mackie.

The last time her husband got, got a word in was when he said I do. Co-hosts about numbered Emily Capagia. All right, before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's Leftovers. Turn off my phone.

It's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week, and as always, it's my first time reading them, so if they suck, we'll send Joe Mackey to spring break dressed as a slutty fat chick. Chuck Norris passed away at the age.

of 86, meaning somewhere in heaven, Bruce Lee just got kicked in the face. Kim Jong-un let his 13-year-old daughter drive a tank in her latest public appearance, striking fear into military experts who said nothing is more dangerous than an Asian girl driving. Iran's new Supreme Leader released a statement saying, every drop of blood has its price, which caused one woman to immediately buy stock in blood. By low. Due to their economic and energy crisis,

11 million people in Cuba are experiencing a giant blackout, or as one woman calls it, happy hour. Mayor Zohan Mamdami's wife deactivated her old ex-account after post resurfaced of her using the N-word. We pause now so one man can also quickly delete his account. Stop. It's because I'm white.

Really? Really white. Yeah. The University of Mississippi is hosting a panel on how the news media can regain trust, featuring speaker Brian Stelter. This will be followed by a seminar titled How to Make Men Horny by Rosie O'Donnell. Yesterday during a meeting with the Japanese. Prime Minister Trump said he was very impressed with how well she understands English.

After hearing this, one man texted Trump and asked if she knows the term for happy ending. Vogue magazine is suing a dog fashion magazine called Doeg for copyright infringement. What a bunch of stupid bitches. Today's the first day of spring. True, I just saw a squirrel putting sunblock on his nuts. Glad we blurred that. Disaster was narrowly averted at Newark Airport when an Alaska Airlines flight narrowly missed

hitting a FedEx cargo plane. The crash could have killed hundreds and delayed this man's shipment of panda steaks. That's what he eats. The UFC has officially set a card for its White House lawn fight. The opening matchup will be between Connor McGregor and The Bachelorette.

Because she hit. somebody. In a recent interview, Whoopi Goldberg said her sex life is mostly hit and runs. Here's how it works. She hits a man with a car and then has sex with them before they can run away.

MS now is reducing Morning Joe from four hours to three. Oh. Which means Mika has an extra hour to fake a headache. The British House of Lords is set to ban stepmom

porn in the UK. But what about stepdad, asks one man? That's funny. A poll revealed that when it comes to women picking female friends, the top qualities they value our grit, humor, and intelligence. In other words, they want

to be the hot one. That joke is awesome, and I don't care if you don't like it. A man in Thailand was arrested for trespassing after entering a zoo's hippo den and taking photos. I believe we actually have a photo. Oh, that was a mistake. And finally, police say, $250,000 worth of handheld, interactive stroker sex toys were stolen from a freight train. Police are on the lookout for a

single man acting alone. All right. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. When Westcham first took flight in 1996, the vibes were a bit different. People thought denim on denim was peak fashion, inline skates were everywhere, and two out of three women rocked, the Rachel. While those things stayed in the 90s, one thing that hasn't is that fuzzy feeling you get when WestJetting welcomes you on board. Here's to Westjetting since 96. Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years. So on Bill Maher's podcast, the fat kid from Standby Me made a startling admission that a comment he made to his wife and kids about Kamala losing on election night nearly got him killed.

I said something along the lines of like, there was no planning, this is what they get. There should have been a primary. My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage. Now, people think Jerry should have kept that to himself. But he simply shared a truth that other men know intimately that in many households, liberal wives just assume everyone else agrees with them. And if you don't play along, they go full Lorena Bobbitt.

I call them lawfuls, living with offals. Men married to a fluent white female libs. You know if you live with one, because during an election, you suffer in silence, and the enraged wife assumes your butt and lip means consensus. But in reality, men choose the hill they want to die on, and it's not this one. So Jerry revealed the quiet struggle,

millions of men endure. And the reaction he got is why most guys don't talk politics in the first place. I mean, it's not like we enjoy it anyway. The last thing you want to do after a long day at work is walk in the door and debate the misses over Trump. Trust me, because then they're going to want to talk about the right to vote. Hell, we'd rather pretend we're fixing the lawnmower in the garage. When the lawnmower is not even broken, his name's Sergio and he's just drunk.

What keeps most men silent is not their beliefs. It's a desire to keep the peace. So you zip it, knowing their wife's political outrage, outweighs your need to suggest not nominating a chick on a never-ending bender. But when men dot along, they create an illusion that they agree with her, that Joe Biden is sharpest attack, that Kamala is a tough prosecutor, that the WNBA is not supposed to be funny. Then election night comes, Dems lose that. illusion breaks and millions of angry women are even angrier. And why? Because no one wants to disagree with these emotional tornadoes. And because their stupid ideas aren't engaged, they reside in a comfort bubble until they find out they were living among Trump voters the whole time, perhaps

even sleeping next to one. The fact is, no one wants to disagree with an angry woman who thinks they're right all the time. Hell, I bet Barack Obama would have built the wall if he wasn't so afraid of his wife. And how many celebs like Jerry would speak up if they could? It's why Jimmy Kimmel and Howard Stern went full woke. It's just easier. It's self-preservation, which is something Jerry forgot about. True, he just made the mistake of being honest.

It's kind of funny. Jerry did what women have asked men to do for decades. He shared his feelings. And from one man to another, don't ever do that again. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. Getting ready for a game means being ready for anything. Like packing a spare stick.

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