Gutfeld! Monologues - Lowest Murder Rate

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, ten thousand condoms handed out to winter Olympic athletes.  Meanwhile, the murder rate has plummeted to its lowest in 125 years and--Greg has detailed stats that you won’t want to miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I expected that. Good evening, everyone. So organizers at the Winter Olympics have given out 10,000 condoms to the athletes. And no surprise, most of them were grabbed by the bottom guy in the two-man luge. That's a great picture. Speaking of the Olympics, a Norwegian medalist tearfully admitted on camera to cheating on his girlfriend of just six months. Well, say goodbye to being on the Wheaties box. but hello tampax

yeah the French government is sending letters to 29 year old women encouraging them to have babies they're also sending letters to 39 year olds encouraging them to have cats because they're 39 all right you don't have to love every one of them

don't have to love every one of them don Lemon has hired a former federal prosecutor to defend him in court over charges stemming from the Minnesota church invasion well Don can't afford to actually pay the lawyer, he'll hope that he takes the case pro boner. You like that one, but not the other one. I like both. Ozzy in Oklahoma Mastiff Mix broke the Guinness World Record for longest dog tongue

at 7.83 inches. Great news, Ozzy has now been adopted by this man. Fits right under the desk. Why? Today is Abe Lincoln's birthday. Don't clap, he can't hear. But if Abe were alive today, he'd say, so you're telling me you can watch porn on this thing? Slow. Only fans model, Bonnie Blue, had unprotected sex with 400 men hoping to get pregnant.

But I can relate. I had sex with 400 women hoping they, wouldn't get pregnant. It's not true. A 46-foot whale washed ashore dead on sunset beach in Oregon. In lieu of flowers, Bobby Kennedy is asking that you send wasabi and chopsticks. And finally, New York cops are getting a new weapon that can stun suspects from 45 feet away. Now when criminals approach the police, they just show them this.

We'll be back with more Godfeld. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. All right, monologue. So you've heard probably only here on Fox that the murder rate has fallen to its lowest level in 125 years. The largest single year drop in history, the biggest drop in murder since Hillary went on her honeymoon.

Violent crime also down across every category in cities across the country. Now that's neutral raw data, which should make for an objective headline, you'd think. Well, here's how Axios framed it. Quote, crime plunges in major cities, despite Trump's crackdown rhetoric, despite. That one word tells you everything. They're basically arguing that crime is down despite the crime crackdown, which is like saying the Titanic synced despite the iceberg. It makes no sense.

But this is what you do when you cannot deny numbers that makes someone you hate, like Trump, look good. So instead you manipulate or deliberately misinterpreted data to protect the narrative, which is another reason we should always thank Elon for fixing X. Because when Axios tweeted that nonsense, people called it out, and they deleted it faster than a nude photo from Geraldo. And yet here's another idiot trying to deceive you when faced with numbers. All this talk about ridding the country of violent criminals a massive overstatement, it less than 14% again of the 400,000 immigrants being arrested

had charges or convictions for violent criminal offenses. What about the 14%? such a low percentage of 400,000 people. If your daughter gets raped by the guy that gets back out and he's one of the 14%. I don't think you're going to quibble about whether it's 14 or 64. It is amazing that Duckface was once considered a reputable journalist. Given that now she's saying that like 50,000 plus perverts and felons is nothing to worry about. But I guess that's what happens when you work with Matt Lauer for so long.

She also didn't mention that the remaining criminals considered nonviolent had been busted for, like, drunk driving, drug trafficking, and fraud. Or as Spirit Airlines calls it, they're customers. But if that's nonviolent, then it's no wonder they call a gunwielding madman in a dress a girl, which brings this to the mass shooter in Canada. The killer was an 18-year-old dude claiming to be a woman. The New York Times said her motive was unclear. AP noted that police had previously visited her home. People identified a woman as the shooter, and the French paper Le Mans called him a local woman.

So why do they deceive us to protect murderous auto-gynafiliacs, perhaps because they realize they're complicit in enabling this madness? The media led that pro-trans bandwagon for years, so if a male teen is unstable, you'd be a damn hero to feed him hormones and send him to Sephora. It's a fact that the shooter is trans, and it's a fact in a number of recent similar grizzly acts. Meanwhile, data from the U.S. federal prison system indicates that 48% of biological male inmates identifying as women were in custody for sex-related offenses, which is way higher than the 11% rent for rate for real men and 4.7% for real women. It makes me wonder how Axios would write a headline about that. Violence increases among women despite penises.

Thank you. Of course, those are just numbers. And when you hear numbers like that, the media screams, don't rush to conclusions. Well, fine, we won't rush to conclusions if you don't bury the facts. Again, the stats don't lie. The media does. Whether it's billions spent on the homeless as the transient population continues to explode, or that a guy with severe head trauma from a motorcycle crash is said to have died from COVID.

The media sees data as the destroyer of their absurd narrative, so they shift to stuff that defies reason. Bottom line, real stats measure outcomes. If your policy works, the numbers improve. If it doesn't, they don't. It's the same reason we keep score in sports, unless we're watching girls' play. play soccer, then we don't. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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