Gutfeld! Monologues - Make Showers Great Again

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg praises President Trump’s executive order to end an Obama-Biden regulation on water pressure. Plus, he mocks Trump critics who are mad that the president has kept campaign promises. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's true, she's already hired two consultants. Hey, I use those guys. NASA is offering $3 million for a way to recycle 96 bags of astronaut poop that's been left on the moon. They should consult the White House cleaning crew. They removed twice as much from the Oval Office. Failed VP candidate, Tim Walts, told an audience of Democrats that they should demonize Elon Musk. Wow, for a guy famous for tampons, he sure is a douche. He makes it easy.

Speaking of Waltz, he described the brutal heckling he received by military vets at a recent event as a form of passion. Yeah, and him running from combat was a form of cardio. Speaking of Elon Musk, his Doge discovered millions in taxpayer dollars that were wasted on unemployment claims for fake people, noting that payments were repeatedly sent to one location. They're already asleep. An Alaskan woman has broken the Guinness World record for the largest open mouth. Uh-oh. Oh.

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So, as Democrats deface, These cars, call people Nazis, and pretend that Taylor Swift is more than a five. What's Trump been up to? Making showers great again. Trump's literally making it rain, removing limits on water pressure from shower heads. This is great news for me. It will be so much easier to get the glitter off. But it was a pressure limit imposed by Obama made lax under Trump's first term, then put back into place by Joe.

Which is ironic. If anyone needed a powerful shower, it was Biden. that old men's smell is tough to remove. But I wonder, in Trump's case, does he like to take a nice shower to take care of his beautiful hair? In my case, I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair.

I have to stand in the shower for 15 minutes still. It gets wet. It comes out, drip, drip, drip. It's ridiculous. He's right. True, it's the best thing to have in a shower since I added the full-length mirror. But once again, Trump gets.

That's done and in record time. Nancy Pelosi didn't move this fast when she was exposed to sunlight. Even the legacy media is noticing, Axios, the political website, not my Greek yoga instructor, writes that, quote, Trump has done more unprecedented lasting things in 80 days than many presidents do in a four-year term and calls his actions indisputable acts of power. Axios highlights his many achievements on reshaping a new global economy, ushering a new world order, shrinking the federal government and sealing the border. Experts said it couldn't be done, like when women learned to drive.

They were right. But it's not just them. Even CNN admits Trump is on fire and keeping the Dems on their toes with rapid fire executive actions. Because he ain't no lame duck. If anything, he's a soaring eagle. He ain't no lame duck. If anything, he's a soaring eagle. What am I talking about here?

Let's talk about Trump executive orders in 2025. He's already signed 111 so far. That is the most at this point in a presidency in at least a hundred years. Someone get that young man a sedative. But his excitement only reflects how exciting President Trump is. And that brings us to the latest tariff developments. Trump said it wouldn't be easy, but it would be done. Pausing reciprocal tariffs on 75 countries that now want to do business with us,

while isolating the biggest trade offender. slapping China with an additional 125% tariff on top of the original 20. I haven't seen a slap like that since I dumb Jaja Gabor. I did it on the deck of the love boat. It's something he's spelled out for decades. It's a novel concept, I know, fulfilling a campaign promise, but try to soak it in. You cannot like how he did it, but it's not like he didn't run on this very thing. But whether Trump is just winging it or has some sort of master plan,

he keeps proving Democrats wrong again and again. It's like a mutant superpower. Trump's like Professor X with two good legs and much better hair. That's an X-Men preference, I'm told, by the virgins on my staff. That's one's my favorite. And all the Dems can do is lose their shit. Like this Nevada Democrat while questioning Jameson Greer, Trump's trade rep on Wednesday.

How long is the pause? How many days? How many weeks? I understand it's 90 days. I haven't spoken to the president since I've been in this hearing. So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the president of the United States about a global reordering of trade. WTF, who's in charge? Meanwhile, the speaker is rushing to the floor to pass a budget reconciliation to screw America by passing the biggest tax cut in history on the backs of the American people? W.T.F. Who's in charge? Who's in charge? Who's in charge, you a shark bucket? You should ask that when Biden was wandering off into the rainforest. That's just more meaningless Democrat theater. And sadly for them, there's no intermission in sight. The party is like a never-ending episode of fame with Nancy Pelosi always singing.

I'm going to live forever. So keep pounding your desk, Congressman. You might as well pound sand. But lost on all the coverage about what Trump has been doing by way of exact orders and resetting the global economy and so on. What's left out is what his presence has stopped from happening. He's about undoing and preventing further destruction

from the person that had the office before him. Just imagine Kamala if she were president now. You ever sit quietly and do that? Nothing would have changed except it would have only gotten way worse. And Jay Tapper would be pretending that she's sober. But the bottom line, it might get bumpy here and there, but don't blame Trump for doing what he told you he would do. Like I always say, you don't marry Evil Caneval if you don't like motorcycles jumping over buses.

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