Gutfeld! Monologues - Mark Cuban's 'Unique' Strategy To Bring People Together

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld! Comedian, Tom Shillue guest hosts and delivers a monologue noting that Mark Cuban's promise to bring people together might just work, because disasters tend to do that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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They just don't think their students can count to 21. Okay, to the monologue. So after she lost the election in 2016, Hillary Clinton wrote a book called What Happened? And Democrats have been trying to answer the same question for the past few weeks. That message, obviously, was not enough to get enough white women to vote for Vice President Harris,

a fellow woman. I can't help but wonder if the American people have given up on, democracy. If you hear anyone calling this election a landslide, please stop listening to that person about elections, at least. We have seen landslides in this country, and they don't look like this election. And that guy knows a lot about landslides. He gets buried in the ratings every night. By somebody. By who? I don't know. They know there's a problem. They just can't seem to put their finger on it. Was old Joe at fault or Kamala? Well, now Mark Cuban, who was all in for Biden

and then for Harris, thinks that if he ran for president with Charles Barkley as his running mate, he would win easily. Would your feeling on a run for office change if it were, say, a ticket of you and the Chuckster? We'd win. Yes, absolutely. We definitely win. We would win running away. Running away. I bet Barclay would be happy to run away from that idea. But I do have a question about it. What are Cubans' policies? What are the issues that he would run on?

He doesn't give any specifics. Just that old canard of bringing people together. Well, most disasters do. This is how Cuban describes it. I'm not going to prejudge what happens over the next four years. We'll deal with it. But truly to bring people together, you've got to be somebody who can walk into any situation in any town in America

and sit and have a beer, coffee, tea, whatever it is, or go to their kitchen table, and explain how much more alike we are than different. Oh, the old more alike than we're different line. I feel like I've heard that one before. Maybe it's because Biden has been saying almost the same thing for years. I pledged to be a president who seeks not to divide but unify. Because there's so much that unites us as a lot. Americans so much more that unites us than devises. There's so much more that unites us in my view,

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And what is Cuban talking about? about any situation in any town in America. What does he think Trump was doing the past few years? Trump was out there in red and blue states, visiting America's forgotten towns and holding rallies with the working men and women of this country. And he formed his policies around their concerns. Why do you think he staked his campaign

on illegal immigration? Because it's a real issue. The kind of thing people who don't own basketball teams care about. Cubans proposed ticket with a black guy is straight out of central casting. He thinks they're like Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy in 48 hours.

Or Mel Gibson and Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon. Or Greg and Juan Williams in Topless Cop. That one went direct to DVD. But Americans don't vote like they're choosing what buddy cop movie to go to. They want to save their country. And why does Cuban have himself at the top? top of the ticket. This is 2024, Mark. Why not cast yourself as the second fiddle to Barclay?

Because you're an old school liberal. And down deep, you guys still think you should be in charge and the black guy is just there as your sidekick. You also think Americans are racist and couldn't deal with the black guy being in charge. But we already proved that was wrong with Obama. And we've been paying for it ever since. Personally, I think Barclay would resonate more with the average American. At least he's known for saying what he thinks. Thanks. Some of you people don't like my sense of humor is what I got to say. Turn off your damn television.

I'm not going to change. If you don't like me or the show, turn it off. And they want me to apologize. That's not going to happen. What that's not going to apologize for? Let me joking about those big old women down in the Senate 40s. He sounds positively Trumpian. I'd run with him.

Meanwhile, the Democrats' problem was revealed by none other than Captain Kirk. On a recent episode of Bill Mars podcast, William Shatner was lost in space over what happened to his party. I don't know why the Democrats lost. I don't understand. Why isn't she a great candidate? She combined several trends of thought here. Black woman. That's not a candidate.

Those are, you know, that's identity politics. That's one of the Democrats. Those are elements. Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life here. But Shatner is not alone in his clueless. Democrat leaders and the media think their party needs nothing more than a marketing makeover.

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