Gutfeld! Monologues - Media Offender of the Week

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! First, Matt Lauer is contemplating a television comeback. Meanwhile, the White House has launched a new website showcasing the “Media Offender of the Week,” and Greg offers us a sneak peek. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I hope you enjoyed those free snacks. Found them on the street. Happy Tuesday, everyone. So former today host Matt Lauer is considering a return to TV after being fired due to inappropriate sexual behavior. Networks are telling female employees not to worry unless you're hot. Comedian Cathy Griffin claims she now has friends with Trump supporters. This is mostly because she's had so much work done. They think she's kid rock. Martha Stewart has replaced Sidney's Sweeney in the new American Eagle denim campaign. And in related news, Joe Biden has replaced the baby on the Pampers box.

Yeah. Last Sunday, Woody Allen turned 90 years old. His wife, Soon Ye would have gotten him an expensive gift, but she already splurged on Father's Day. The country's largest warship, the USS Gerald R. Ford. is now sailing into the Caribbean due to escalating tensions between Trump and Venezuela. Meanwhile, the U.S. Biden is picking up a fresh load of spices from the new world. And a recent phone call, Venezuelan President Nicholas Maduro rejected Trump's ultimatum to step down. Maduro's advisors aren't sure what's coming next, but they recommend writing his name on all his body parts. I do that anyway. According to a new poll,

63% of voters say a four-year college degree is not worth the cost. One said, quote, if I want to waste money on a worthless piece of paper, I'd buy Brian Kilmead's autograph. Wow. Wow. A new study found that eating peanuts

can improve your memory. I said peanuts. They always make this mistake. And finally, Japan has invented a human washing machine that can clean a person from head to toe in 15 minutes. Ha! We invented the same thing for Joy Behar. That's pretty good. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

All right. So the White House launched a new website where they highlight the media offender of the week. That's whichever news outlet spins a Trump story the worst. It's got to be tough competition. It's like the cast of the view competing in a don't break your chair contest. But among its offender,

Hall of Shame. They mentioned the hoax that the U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols. This is Ainslie Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. A complicated story that an L.A. woman was kidnapped by ICE and the media's constant fawning coverage of the Maryland dad. Of course, the media didn't take kindly to this oversight. Jim Acosta says the new website, quote, crack the code on how to hurt the press. No, Jim, you crack that code. The moment you

opened that butthole, you call your mouth. Thank you. Thank you. The hack of the Guardian calls it a desperate gimmick, and the Washington Post says the website is just Trump ramping up reporter attacks. But what reporter attacks exactly? Is there any proof there? See, it's no wonder they're getting replaced by AI. You'd get a better investigation from a Roomba. It's funny how the media seems offended that someone besides us is holding them accountable.

It's cute how they think we're still in a world where people trust newsprint headlines. Yeah, and right before they turn to chuckle at the latest marmaduke. But the world has changed. everyone hates the media, including teens, according to a new survey. Of course, teens hate everything. It's why I have to keep painting my van a new color. But 84% of them described the media as crazy, boring, fake, depressing. I felt like it was reading the latest Amazon reviews of some recent books.

But about half believe the media makes up quotes. six out of ten believe they take photos and videos out of context, and a third, only a third, believe that reporters correct errors when they actually happen. Hell, at least on this show, we always admit when we make mistakes. For instance, last night, we called J.B. Pritzker fat, when we meant really fat. And you know what?

We regret the error, and we're going to do better next time. Now, naturally, the AP blames Trump. They write that teens reflect the attitude. they're exposed to. That's true. But the attitudes they're exposed to are predominantly yours, the liberals, you idiots. It's not the right who has a strangle hold on the media academia in Hollywood. So stick that theory up your ass. That is, if you can get it past your heads. But in one way, the AP is right. Trump, like a good construction boss, tore down the rotten structure, that is the lying media, and he did it with two simple words, fake news. He repeated it

daily, and the message sunk in, smashing the illusion created by a corrupt industry. And today, we're all starting with a new environment. The news is now under construction, and the old tenants are looking more and more homeless every day. Wolf Blitzer just sold me an umbrella in Times Square. And you should have seen the guy who squeegeed my windshield. Obviously, the media would prefer the old days when they're manufactured. narratives went unquestioned. But that ear is dead. After the last decade of cover-ups and

fictions, we developed the hoax instinct. So when a so-called bombshell story hits your newsfeed, it feels the way a story about a sighting of a Bigfoot would feel. You think, is it really bigfoot? Or is there a more rational explanation? Remember, the media lies got ICE agents' cars rammed, and it got people shot. killed. Just yesterday, the media had people believing Trump was in poor health up to the minute he released his test results. So now it's time for the media to take their pants off for an examination. Trump may not be the first person to do it, but when he does it, the gloves are off. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members

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