Gutfeld! Monologues - Memorial Day Special

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

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Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Happy Memorial Day, everyone. I'm Kurt Gutfeld. Greg's slightly older, but much sexier brother. Anyway, Greg and the gang had some fantastic shows these past few months with some great guests. So tonight, let's look back at some of the best segments, shall we? Enjoy. So Protein is now pro-Trump.

A recent piece from Vanity Fair claims that a preference for protein is a tenant of the manosphere, that evil evil orbit of masculinity that counts Trump as their vile leader. Oh, podcasters who love Trump promote protein, so it must be bad. Testosterone is evil, too, unless it's being pumped into a preteen girl. Hell, I bet they even think running as an act is political. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch yet, here are 15 reasons why you should.

One, it's $15 a month. Two, seriously, it's $15 a month. Three, no big contracts. Four, I use it. Five, my mom uses it. Are you playing me off? That's what's happening, right? Okay.

Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. Up front payment of $45 for three-month plan. $15 per month equivalent required. New customer offer first three months only. Then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. See mintmobile.com. Running as an act is political, and you know who taught me that?

Tim Walsh. The first thing he told me was that running is a privilege. and being a part of the running community is a privilege that not all people have access to. That was Hope Waltz, Tim's daughter, attacking a running influencer for visiting the White House. Yes, running is a privilege, which I hope she forgets when fleeing a mugger.

But it's no wonder so many young men are running from the Dems when this guy was your face of masculinity. But the left's quest against the Manistphere isn't new, They attacked Rogan for hosting Trump, pinned the UFC as a sanctuary for maga culture, and all because the left hates Trump. And why? Well, he works hard, doing more before 9 a.m. than the Dems do all year.

He secured the border, restored our military, and did radical gender ideology. Suddenly, the military is recruiting more young men than a twister tournament at Don Lemon's Beach House. Yeah. Hey. For some reason, the left ties discipline, hard work, and accountability to Trump, which means by process of elimination, they want you to be fat, lazy, and stupid. I believe the medical term is rosy. But aspirational goals for good health are one of many aspects.

aspirations the left now see as evil. Remember when Time Magazine declared exercise as racist and rooted in whiteness? And remember that math was racist too? Scientific American wrote a whole article about its white patriarchal past. They should have just said math is sexist because women can't do it. A sexist would say. Duke Medical School once said that showing up on time reflects white supremacy culture. Yeah, because when having life-saving emergencies, surgery, it's always good for the head surgeon to be fashionably late. Of course, even the aspirational American lawn is rooted in colonialism and racism. So it's no surprise that the people who said reading to your child disadvantages others are now coming for your hamburger. That's enough to make

Chris Christie become a Republican. So the left links these healthy behaviors to MAGA, which forces them to take the side of the opposite. Unhealthy crap. True, even Jedi's must now be fat. Remember the woke's body positivity movement? Yeah, some picture of health. All it does is make airplanes use more fuel. So it's a hell of a list. Leading a healthy life is racist, improving your intelligence is bigoted, competing against your own gender is transphobic. Never mind that if you're black, gay, or poor, and you do these things, you'll be more successful. than if you didn't. It's about doing the work, something Dems a void. For them, everything is supposed to be easy. You're a victim. Fat is beautiful. And it's someone else's fault. You're an

idiot. No wonder, these are your spokespersons. The laziness is both political and personal. Don't send illegals back. Don't arrest criminals. Don't improve education. Pretty soon you're okay with don't get in shape. It's no surprise that people who don't believe in work also don't believe in shaving their armpits. I know. It took forever to get that picture. It's funny. The Dems love to wax poetic about doing the work,

yet all they do is burn down a building, lie on a highway, or pour soup on a painting. The real work was in creating all those things, which was done by people who didn't spend their time blaming other success and making excuses for their own failures. Meanwhile, the people who do that work are mocked for sticking to their

traditions of discipline and delayed gratification. There's no one the left. hates more than someone who paid back their student loans. It's the politics of resentment and blame, but they also oppose fitness to justify their own lack thereof, which is why they have no desire to do

the heavy lifting, literally. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. from the Fox News Podcasts Network.

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