Gutfeld! Monologues - Minneapolis "Daycare" Centers

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, guest host Kat Timpf breaks down the latest news surrounding the massive fraud taking place in Minnesota "daycare" centers. Kat says weaponized empathy from the media and politicians is what allowed massive fraud of this scale to take place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good evening, I'm I'm Kat Timp in for Greg on this special edition of Guttebrug. on this special edition of Gutfeld. Let's kick things off with some jokes. Jeffrey Epstein's Amazon purchase history was revealed, and it listed Twinkies, school girl uniforms, prostate massagers, and vaginal tightening pills. Otherwise known as the Greg Gutfeld Christmas grab bag.

Off to a strong start there. According to four, more than 50 people became billionaires this past year, mostly from the lucrative fields of tech, AI, and Somali daycares in Minnesota. Speaking of, federal prosecutors said the fraud in Minnesota could be as high as $9 billion. Or as one woman calls it, one stock pick.

After reviewing emergency, Room reports, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has released official data of what Americans got stuck inside their bodies last year. One patient had a doorknob in his anus, so doctors ordered him to avoid Jehovah's Witnesses. Another guy had a thermometer in his penis. Doctors told him to stop asking women if they want him to take their temperatures.

and someone else had nails in his rectum. Doctors report he farted in a lumber yard and accidentally made four picnic tables. According to a new poll, most Americans aren't making year-end charitable donations amid economic fears. This is bad news for one man who counts on the help of others. According to a new study,

having a bigger butt could be a sign that you have ADHD. So, in case you're wondering, I do have ADHD. And finally, according to the New York Post, the man who claims he has the world's smallest penis said it's really impacting his dating life. Well, at least he has the number one late-night show. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This is Ainsley Earhart.

Thank you for joining me for the 52-episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at foxnewspodcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. Thank you. There are a few new updates in the Minnesota fraud scheme. FBI director Cash Patel said Sunday that he's sending even more resources to the state to further investigate and, quote, dismantle large-scale fraud schemes exploiting federal programs. For those who have been in a food coma during the holidays, a lot of fraud has already been uncovered, with people who have been caught lying about feeding kids or running daycare programs so they can steal hundreds of millions of dollars in going. government funds. Meanwhile, actual poor kids are forced to work in Greg's wallet factory. In one case alone, there were 78 indictments and 57 convictions. But it also seems like it

could only be the beginning. Less than a week ago, a YouTuber named Nick Shirley made a video at a so-called daycare center. Watch. So this is Quality Learing Center. I meant to say quality learning center. All the windows are blacked out. I would like to check a child in the daycare. I would like to see if I could bring a little Joey my son little Joey here. Is there a paperwork or can I check out the daycare?

And you got $2.66 million this year in funding. And $2.5 million last year. We're just wondering where the kids are. Hello, we'd like to ask where the money's going. The center was receiving millions of dollars to care for 99 kids. Now they have 99 problems, and a kid ain't one of them.

Yep. That operation look faker than when Greg asks you how you're doing. And some are also reporting that some of the money may have gone to the terror group Al-Shabaab, where they ask kids, what do you want to be when you blow up? And what of the local politicians like Elon Omar? Well, according to the New York Post, she was closely connected to at least two people who were charged in the fraud.

And some are questioning how her net worth skyrocketed from basically nothing to $30 million in just one year, all as this scheme was going on in her district. She also introduced the Meals Act in 2020, which scaled back the oversight of government meal programs for kids during the pandemic, which critics claim made it easy for, scammers to say they were feeding kids while pocketing the cash for themselves.

You could just claim there was a kid, which is how women try to wrangle money from Joe Mackey. So we'll have to see how it all plays out, but even now, there's blame to place on politicians and media and everyone else who does what I'm about to point out. Weaponizes baseless, widespread accusations that the opposite political party doesn't care about kids to shut down dissent. Sadly, both parties have done this, and why? Because it works. It's no coincidence that the businesses that were a part of this scandal were daycares and meal services devoted to feeding starving kids. No one questioned them, because if they did, they'd be smeared as not caring about children. Politicians, media, and other grifters use this often. You're against

U.S.-led regime change in Venezuela? Well, you must not care about kids dying of overdoses. You're against draconian gun control laws? Well, you just don't care when kids get shot. It works remarkably well at shutting down debate and investigation, at least for a time. Sadly, this stuff being uncovered in Minnesota so relatively soon is the exception, not the rule. especially when it comes to anything that's for the kids or that the how could you won't you think of the children argument has touched one thing we can and should do

is to not let this argument being so common in political discussions make us forget it's actually not common in reality we all know that caring about kids is something that unites us all except for the rare truly evil stone cold psychopathic person Period. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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