Gutfeld! Monologues - Minnesota Governor Tim Walz Is The Man!

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg mocks Minnesota Governor Tim Walz for his weird interpretation of what it means to be a man, as well as actively rooting for the downfall of an American company.  Plus, Greg reacts to co-Host of The View, Joy Behar's poor comedic timing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Well, my husband has nothing to worry about, said one woman. It's a hell of a trade-off. Yeah. All right, it's no secret that the Democrats are polling worse than Dylan Mulvaney with jock itch. So it makes sense to enlist two manly men to save the party. That's right, those two intellectual titans have finally met face to face. It's like Godzilla versus King Kong, and no matter who wins, your city will burn.

It's true. The governors of two of the most poorly run states have put their gruesome heads together. And one thing is for sure. The Democrat Party is more screwed than a Kardashian at the BET Awards. first things first did you know tim waltz is masculine and it must baffle him how much they spent trying to attack him it just baffled me how much time they spent trying to attack me that i wasn't like masculine enough in their vision like i would have never believed this i saw fox news did like a couple days because i used a straw and i'm like hell man what am i how else do you drink a milkshake type of thing but they they focused on it

obsessively, which I think, again, is their obsession, their weirdness. We buy their frame on these issues of sexuality, you know, but their whole thing was is that they spent all their time, these guys on Fox News, that Walls is gay, he's not masculine, you know, he doesn't coach football the way he should. Wait. Hold on there, my little tampon tugger. It wasn't us. who introduced your masculinity into this equation.

I seem to remember your party engineering that hoax for you. What do you hope the American public sees about who he is as a human being? Well, he's the All-American man. I mean, he's just fabulous. Walls has, you know, certainly many stereotypically masculine qualities, but he's also demonstrated with his family this value in showing his emotions. Sergeant Major Wals is kind of the kind of man's man that James, Lady Vance and Donald Trump pretend to be.

To watch the men of the Democratic Party model a kind of masculinity that is simply 21st century masculinity. Male figures, Tim Walls being one of them, Doug Emhoff last night, who can speak to men out there who might not be the sort of testosterone-laden, you know, gun-toting kind of guy. Yeah. Sorry, Tim. It was your team who tried to sell you as the next Chuck Norris. It's not our fault. You're actually Chuck Barris. So what are we going to do?

But follow their lead. The problem is, like everything else that Dems did, it wasn't real. Just like Nancy Pelosi's face and Barack Obama's marriage. Just the way they couldn't identify a woman, the Dems had a worst time. identifying a man. Remember this, huh? Check this stuff out.

I mean, if that guy got any gay or he'd fart glitter. Anyway, Waltz is mad about that, and he wants Newsom to back him up. What do you think about this? I mean, this is, this is, misogyny in here that's happening. Yeah, well, but this notion of masculinity is, is deep. deeply part of it. That's one of the, I mean, I think it goes, you know, and you can look at the reasons why we've had this sort of dialectic over the Me Too movement. We've had this dialectic even prior to the Me Too movement. How do you fight it? Well, this, this notion of text. I think I could kick

most of their ass. I do. Uh, uh, uh, look out, guys. Tim Wallace is going to flatten us. And what's you going to do, run us down in a car on the way home from a bar? Hell, me and him are the same age. But me fighting him would feel like elder abuse. But the Dems point out he is a combat vet. Or he would have been if he actually had gone to Afghanistan, but hey, he didn't. Sorry, Alec Baldwin has more confirmed kills. And even Dick Cheney actually shot people.

But at least Newsom is back to milking his imaginary cow. Watch that again. You know, and you can look at the reasons why we've had this sort of dialectic over the Me Too movement. We've had this dialectic even prior to the Me Too movement. How do you fight it? Well, this notion of text. I think I could kick most of their ass. I do.

What is he doing? What's with all the movement? He looks like he's at a wedding, chair dancing to the matter. Macarino just as the cocaine hits. But, you know, those two yammering about masculinity is like whoopi enjoy opining on CrossFit. But Newsom gives it one more try. I think it's one of the reasons we're losing so many men. And again, it's multi-ethnic.

It's not just white men. We're losing them. We're losing them to these guys online. We're losing people that I'm bringing on this podcast as well. That's why I brought- These are bad guys, though. These are bad guys. But they exist.

and we could deny they exist. They exist. Not only they exist, they persist. And they're actually influencing young kids every single day. How do we push some of those guys back under a rock? Are you kidding, Tim? You couldn't push a thumbtack into a stick of butter.

But this is a smart move on Gavin. He's now bringing on his Democrat competition to show you how bad they really are. Sure, maybe you think Gavin's a slick, phony. But then when you see this clown, you might think, you know, I'll take the sleaze bag who acts like he's, selling me a time share while asking my wife to send nudes.

Sharon Newsom's legacy, his governor is tarnished. His state is plagued with rampant homelessness, crime, sky-high taxes, and a mayor who left her hair in Ghana. His inability to govern during a wildfire disaster should disqualify them altogether. But when your competition is that, all bets are off. And Tim, the Republicans aren't the ones polling at 29%, which means when you say, yeah, but they suck. You're talking about most of the country. Trying to be a tough guy.

I didn't make a VP, and it isn't going to fix what's wrong with your party, because what's wrong with the party isn't just the loss of masculine virtues. It's what replaced it. Envy, as you were saying on your phone. Saying on my phone, I don't know, some of you know this on the iPhone, they've got that little stock app. I added Tesla to it to give me a little boost during the day. 2.25 and dropping. He should be worried about his balls dropping. Fact is, while one man is rescuing astronauts,

he's mocking that very same guy. He's rooting for the demise of that man's company. What a weird place to be to root against good things. What is it about the left's source of joy being destruction? They champion Hamas supporters. condemn the deportation of criminals from America. They defend looters as social justice, elevate felons to sainhood,

provide material support to vandals. They destroy womanhood by reducing it to a wig and cheap lipstick easily donned by creepy dudes. Their entire identity is rooted in a masculated envy. So yeah, we get it, Tim. You're baffled. Anyone would focus on your masculinity. But that's what happens when your party pulled a bait and switch.

They told us you were the answer to our masculine prayers when really you're the problem. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. Hey, I'm Trey Gowdy host of the Trey Gatti podcast. I hope you will join me every Tuesday and Thursday as we navigate life together and hopefully find ourselves a little bit better on the other side. Listen and follow now at foxnewspodcast.com.