Gutfeld! Monologues - Minnesota Not-So-Nice: Fixing the Broken Windows of Political Violence

Episode Date: May 2, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about the Minnesota family accused of assaulting a TPUSA reporter and how the Democrats rhetoric is leading to violence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So this week, Minnesota, mom and dad and their daughter were hit with federal charges for allegedly assaulting a turning point reporter at an anti-ice protest. If only we had some concrete proof, like some irrefutable video evidence. Oh, wait, we do. I didn't even call me here yesterday. to, you know, try and interview people. I came here to simply observe. No, you don't know.

Isn't that nice? The whole clan sharing some nice family assault time. Afterward, they're going to a petting zoo to kill their dinner. Let's hear from the dad who punched the reporter. The last four days are in hell, honestly. I mean, we're getting attacked from all sides. Our jobs, our lives. our livelihood, my daughter's college,

are just every aspect of life we're being attacked. Because they've docksed us online with all our information. And I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Aw. You poor, you can't assault a woman and then say you're the victim. Well, unless it's Caitlin Clark. She's the victim. Sorry, this time there's consequences, which is a necessary message to others who may try the same thing.

Just listen to the victim. This isn't even just about me. This is about the precedent that this sets for also every single, not only journalists, but American in the United States of America who has been basically politically targeted and attacked. What I would like to see after this is the left wing understanding that you cannot target people anymore. you cannot violently assault people anymore. I hope they start realizing that this is a country of law and order. Yeah, she can get on your nerves.

But she's right. She is right. This isn't just about her. This is about whether or not assault is now just a political opinion. Because it's pretty clear that the left has created a farm system for this stuff. They got training camps where they learned the basics, what we used to call college campuses. Then you got the minor leagues, that's Antifa. They even have their own uniforms.

They look like a marching band who got dressed in the dark. You've had speakers shut down, conservative swarmed, pro-lifers attack, vandalism, intimidation, and too often they got away with it with no consequences. And when you let that system run long enough, you get what we're seeing now. It follows the broken windows theory, the view that tolerating smaller crimes can allow for bigger ones. Small stuff like physical harassment and mob intimidation, eventually lead to far worse things. First, it's pushing, shoving, turning over tables.

And before you know it, you're burning down police stations and offing political opponents. And yet the left in the media still want to have the same both sides' argument. Even after the shooter who stormed the White House Correspondents' Dinner offered a screed that could have been lifted off an MS now teleprompter. So what about this so-called debate over political violence? Well, what's to debate?

The libs used to deny their guilt. Now they just say, well, you do it too. And by you, they mean whoever the Southern Poverty Law Center hired. But also, when they say both sides, they're pretending it's about violence when they're really only citing rhetoric. But we don't care about rhetoric unless it leads to violence. On one side, our side, the rhetoric stays rhetoric. Trump calls Rosie O'Donnell a loser. We don't try to kill her.

We just make fat jokes. Thank you. But you know, the moment Rosie needs help will be there with sardines. But on the other side, theirs, it turns into action. You get called a Nazi. The next thing you know, your Tesla is torched. They compare you to Hitler, and suddenly you have to put all your Hitler memorabilia in storage. Hell, now I have to travel under an alias that no one would be.

familiar with. But the Dems and media want this to be about rhetoric only, to hide that the violence is all theirs. They know that if you look at what's actually happening, who's getting attacked, who's doing the attacking, the whole thing falls apart faster than a sentence from Kamala Harris. So be happy that for the first time and a long time, we're going after smaller stuff, because to stop them from moving up the ladder of violence, you've got to get them at the first rung. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show Ad-Free on the Amazon Music app.