Gutfeld! Monologues - Mockery Over Demonization

Episode Date: September 27, 2025

As seen on Guteld!, Greg says the Democrats have to stop their demonization of conservatives, which has inspired violence. Greg shows a compilation of what some notable Democrats have said about ICE. Greg says Democrats should resort to mockery rather than demonization. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Oh my God. Oh my God. Hello. All right. All right. Okay, all right, all right. First, I want to apologize about the restroom toilet. Britt Hume had Taco Bell.

It's Friday, so you know what that means? Let's welcome tonight's guest. He grew a beard so he wouldn't get carded at Chuckie Cheese. Host of the Guy Benson Show, Guy Benson. She's the reason for Fox's no overalls policy. Go host of the bottom. Bottom line in Fox Business, Deacon McDowell. She's like Jesse Waters' resume.

Pretty thin. New York Times bestselling author and Fox News contributor, Cat, too. And his barber has to use a jetpack. New York Times, bestselling author, comedian, former NAA 838 world champion, Tyrus. Now, damn. Before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's Leftovers.

It's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week. As always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll put Joe Mackey in an ice uniform and send him to an MS-13 mixer. All right. Hey, guys. James Comey has finally been indicted. for allegedly lying. He's been indicted for

allegedly lying to Congress. And here's how Donald Trump broke the news. This week, when asked about a relationship with Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, claims they're on good terms. In fact, she still places flowers on him every Sunday. President Trump made a new addition to the White House Presidential Gallery,

a portrait of Joe Biden's auto pen. Well, it was that or this? The state of Connecticut announced they are banning first-cousin marriages. But don't worry, Ilhan, they didn't mention siblings. In her new book, Kamala Harris said Gavin Newsom avoided her call after Biden dropped out of the race. To be fair, when she calls, it's usually at 3 a.m. after she fails a breathalyzer. Disney spent a quarter of a billion dollars on their lesbian version of Star Wars, which flopped. Evidently, fans weren't impressed by the climactic softball game in the Home Depot parking lot.

Congresswoman Pramilla Jules. Diapol continued to call ICE terrorists and accused them of kidnapping. As a child, she had no worries about kidnapping since she was often mistaken for a bag of nickels. According to Hillary Clinton, Democrats should have done a better job attracting young men in 2024, especially if those young men have hot sisters, said one man. Barack and Michelle Obama were spotted on Stephen Spielberg's 357-foot yacht,

fulfilling Barack's requirement that his wife be 357 feet away from him. It's a good joke. Barack recently said he's trying to dig himself out of a hole with Michelle by occasionally doing fun things. True, they even plan a guy's night out. That must be some kind of mistake. Yeah, that makes no sense. In California, a single woman is renting billboard space to advertise herself to potential husbands.

Marriage experts say it's a great way to find a wife who knows how to waste money. Fox has officially ordered a reboot of Baywatch. They haven't casted for the lifeguards yet, but the plot revolves around a beached whale. Sean Diddy Combs is teaching business courses in prison to his fellow inmates. You're not allowed to go to the bathroom during class unless it's on the teacher. A giant asteroid is heading towards the moon,

and NASA scientists want to nuke it with a force that's five times more powerful than the atomic bomb. They've already assembled the mission by serving beans to Jerry Nadler. A 13-year-old boy reportedly survived a 720-mile flight hiding in a plane's landing gear. After hearing the news, a Spirit Airlines executive said,

I wonder how much we can charge for that. A woman was shocked after realizing the lady giving her a Brazilian wax was wearing a camera in her glasses. Worse, another woman claims her waxer was wearing

a hazmat suit. Yeah. Finally, a massive study has just been conducted. to determine what causes adults to be virgins. Turns out, it's a long career hosting a morning talk show. That was fun. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

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did something amazing. No, they didn't award me a medal of freedom because of my tireless dedication to abs. And the presidential walk of fame in place of Joe Biden, they hung a picture of the auto pen. And the reason it was perfect is because it was petty. It wasn't Joe Biden in a Hitler mustache or mousy tongue t-shirt or in Canadian blackface. It was silly and harmless. And the way the last two weeks have gone, that's how things should be. Instead of being pernicious, we should be petty. Instead of demonizing

the other side, we should make dumb jokes. In short, we need to get people to think more like Don Rickles and less like Don Lemon. This is Don Lemon. Welcome to fascism, Trump's fascist America. We are clearly living in Donald Trump's, whatever psychosis or illness or whatever is happening in his mind. We've already reached fascism in this country. We've already reached autocracy in this country. I'm wondering, is this North Korea? What is going on? But this is Don Rickles. Is that your wife, sir? Jesus. I'll tell you this. What was it, a train? And I love the Italian

people. I'll never forget the word of Kamen Gang Ganonzo, who said to me in Brooklyn on a Saturday night. Phyllis Dillard, ladies gentlemen, who, when she was born, God ran out of clay and made her face trick-a-tree, Charlie. This man was married to a great many women in his life. They're all flat now. Hold it down. It's not a rally.

Some hockey puck in the balcony's going, gee, I'm not even dressed. Yep, it's time to stop calling people Hitler and start calling people hockey pucks. But to do that, we've got to ask a big question. Can you get the people who would demonize us to change, or is it too ingrained? Because to them, it's more than a disagreement. They call you fascist, a threat to democracy, a Hitler.

And if you plant that seed long enough, somebody's going to act on it. That's how you end up where we are this week with the Dallas sniper, leaving a note saying that he hoped the attack would give ICE agents real terror. Listen to how they spoke about ICE. Donald Trump's modern-day Gasapo is scooping folks up off the street. Running around our communities like masked bank robbers, terrorizing women. When I talked about what terrorism looks like, this is it. When I see ICE, I see slave patrols.

This is not Germany. That's the SS and the Gestapo. This is the United States of America. Unmask yourselves. Fast men jumping out of. unmarked cars, people disappearing, no due process. He can't hear you. But you're surprised people are trying to kill ice?

We need deprogramming to convince these people that their words are putting others in harm's way. Because, you know, it's not illegal to say this stuff. So instead, you've got to convince them that it's a bad thing. Not just for us, but for them. The Democrats are now the carnival cruise line of parties. Non-stop fighting, drunks, geriatrics, and frequent exposure to whales. But the Dems got to admit that they're playing with fire. You have a repetitive, inflammatory message that you've released into the wild.

And you have followers, many of whom aren't well, who will act on it. Now, for anyone saying, but Greg, you do it too. No, I don't. I don't demonize people. No, this is what I do. The curvy cows of the view are mooing again. Like Kamala leaving happy hour, these numbers are staggering. Finding government waste is as common as finding skid marks and Joe Biden's underwear.

It's how we ended up getting something like queers for Palestine, which is as absurd as boners for Rosie O'Donnell. Spewing more noxious gases than Jerry Nadler in the Capitol Men's Room. There was quite a crowd on their debate stage, although half that crowd was Chris Christie. If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, but it eats like an elephant, it's probably Joy Behar. See, that's petty, but it's not deadly. No one goes after Joy Behar when I say she's fat. I don't say she's a threat to democracy, just a threat to an all-you-can-eat buffet. In the hierarchy of slurs, fat jokes don't come close to Hitler.

When you call someone a brain-dead ass hat, the worst thing that happens is, is Keith Obermann gets the help he needs. But call someone Hitler, the worst thing that happens is somebody believes you. And suddenly there are sirens. And that's the real problem for Demonization has become their only tool. They're like a kid who lost all his toys, but still clutches one broken action figure. The rest has been stolen because they made theft legal. So what should they do?

Well, they could give my advice a shot and start with me. Call me short, loud, wrong, obnoxious, stupid, idiotic, mindless, infantile, smelly. I'll take it. Mostly because I know it's not true, but also because that's how you let off steam. That's how you diffuse violence, insults, ridicule, mockery. In the old days, that's how we dealt with differences, not by calling us Hitler. And if you didn't, don't agree with me, well, let's harken back to a great-looking host from 15 years ago.

What did he used to say? If you disagree with me, then, sir, you are worse than Hitler. If you disagree with me, then you, sir, are worse than Hitler. And if you disagree with me, then you, sir, are worse than Hitler. Oh. My face. That big, fat face. It's kind of sad, though, that a running joke from a late,

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