Gutfeld! Monologues - Mr. Consistency

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg takes a trip down memory lane and revisits some of Trump's past remarks on Iran. Greg slams all of Trump's critics who claim he's just "improvising" when his position on Iran has remained consistent for over 30 years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Love never gets old. Good evening, everyone. So Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu shared a video of him getting coffee to dispel rumors that he's dead. Meanwhile, Joe Biden did not release a video of himself getting coffee. Speaking of world leaders, rumors are circulating that the new Iranian Supreme Leader is gay. They know this because he keeps throwing himself off a building. That's what they do in Iran. You know, if you go to the website for Hillary Clinton's nonprofit, you can buy all sorts of neat Hillary-inspired gifts.

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Yes, it was a mouthful. Apparently, apparently AOC spent $2,000 in campaign funds for a celebrity makeup artists. And talk about vanity, Rashida Tili paid $3,000 for a weed whacker. In case you missed it, the Oscars aired Sunday night. And congrats to Jeff Goldblum, who won the award for Best Score. Yeah, that's a score. All right, whatever. The ceremony itself went on for

almost four hours. It was so long, three more names wound up in the dead actors' montage. But the good news is, over that time, Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend finished high school. And finally, the best picture went to one battle after another. And no, that's not the name of the documentary about rosy and her gynecologist. But it could be. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This episode is brought to you by FedEx. These days, the power move isn't having a big metallic credit card to drop on the check at a corporate launch. The real power move is leveling up your business with FedEx intelligence.

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X right now are clips of Trump from decades ago foreshadowing the world today. The Iranian situation is a case in point. The Iranian situation is a case in point. That this country sits back and allows a country, such

as Iran, to hold our hostages, to my way of thinking is a horror. Iran can be taken. I would never take the military card off the table. And it's possible that it'll have to be used because Iran cannot have nuclear weapons. We can't let Iran get a nuclear weapon. If I run for president and if I win, I would totally succeed in creating jobs, defeating ISIS, stopping nuclear weapons in Iran and El-Ey.

I'll swear. So those interviews go back decades, even the 1980s. I'm not surprised. I mean, I'm surprised he's not wearing leg warmers. If those clips went back any further, he'd be getting interviewed by Geraldo. And nearly 40 years ago, Trump also had a plan in mind for Carg Island, telling the Guardian, quote, I'd do a number on Carg Island. I'd go in and take it. Now, despite what you're hearing from the dams and media, Trump's been saying the same exact thing then that he's saying now. And they didn't seem to mind. But now that Trump's in power, suddenly he's a bigger threat to civilization than Attila the Hun, the neutron bomb, and pineapple on pizza. So how did the media miss this? If anyone did five minutes of research, they would see that Trump was talking about how Iran could be a huge problem if the U.S. didn't confront it.

And I know five minutes of research would have done it because that's twice the amount I did. And I was also searching for how to get bloodstains out of shag carpeting. Back then, Trump talked about controlling strategic choke points, not letting rogue regimes threaten global trade. And he talked about the straight of Hormuz like it was a shortcut to Trump Tower. But now decades later, he's doing exactly what he said he'd do, which is strange because normally when politicians say something 30 years, ago they spent the next 30 pretending they never said it. Need proof? Try writing on Gavin Newsom's high-speed line. Hunter Biden has snorted longer rails. But here's the part that's really driving the conspiracy crowd insane. It explodes their narrative that Trump only cares about Iran

because Israel told him to. Like Trump is taking orders from Jerry Seinfeld. Sorry, Trump has shown that he never takes orders from anyone that doesn't rhyme with Bologna. Nope, Trump was hammering Iran well before Netanyahu was given speeches about their nukes. And pretending otherwise, that's lazy commentary with a faint whiff of something more unpleasant than Jerry Nadler's hamper. It's an old hatred popular on the left and even on the right these days. But you can ask New York's mayor or his wife who is currently Googling, How do I grow a Hitler mustache? It would look good on her. Meanwhile, the same people, Murphy, Warren, and Sanders also say Trump's improvising that there's no real strategy.

But Trump gave them one 30 years ago back when Liz was known as Little Chief Running Nose. And since then, he's written about it, posted about it, interviewed about it, which reveals something about Trump that undermines his critics, that he's shockingly consistent. Trump doesn't operate like the typical politician who polls every second. before he says it. If he thinks something is a threat, he says it. Then he keeps saying it over and over until you're sick of it. Then even more astounding, eventually he does something about it. And that dogged persistent short circuits, the mindless media who portray Trump as impulsive, unlike Joe Biden, who was no sign of a pulse of. Which should finally worry our comie pals down south. There's a another clip making the rounds with Trump decades ago talking about Cuba.

I've had a lot of offers, and sadly it's all been very recently to go into Cuba on deals, business deals, real estate and other deals. And I've rejected them on the basis that I will go when Cuba's free. I believe that you will have victory. And I'm going to be down here and I'm going to watch you win. I don't know what capacity I'll be. I'll either be the greatest developer in the country or the greatest president that you've had to a long time. I'm not sure. It's amazing. Different countries, same Trump.

If I were a commie in Havana, I'd start packing my bags and making a raft out of cigars. So if you want to know what big moves Trump's going to make tomorrow, just listen to what he said decades ago. Because unlike everyone else, he really is a broken record, but in a good way. What? Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcast. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show and free on the Amazon Music app. Getting ready for a game means being ready for anything.

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