Gutfeld! Monologues - New Epstein Revelations

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Epstein docs reveal some mysterious information regarding one of Epstein's prison guards, which only raises more questions than answers. Greg gives a recap of all the suspicious details surrounding Epstein's death and the incompetent investigation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sit down. Except for you in the robe. Stand up. Good evening, everyone. So Iran just picked the former Supreme Leader's son to run the country. Funeral services are scheduled for Wednesday. Daylight savings time kicked in, and you can already tell spring is just around the corner. In fact, New Yorkers are beginning to urinate outdoors again.

And earlier today on Broadway, I saw a hooker carrying a softball mitt. And over in D.C., the seasonal changes are in full flowers Rashida Taleb's face is starting to shed its winter coat. But Sunday was both international Women's Day and daylight savings, causing many females to complain that they lost an hour of nagging. We love our women. Yesterday during a speech, President Trump told us,

Latin leaders, I'm not learning your damn language. Joe Biden told the same thing to landscapers who maintain his grave. Jesse Jackson Jr. said Joe Biden clearly didn't know the real Jesse Jackson, after Joe had spoken at his father's funeral. He was especially annoyed when Biden kept saying he loved the way Mr. Jackson would moonwalk. One of Jeffrey Epstein's prison guards Googled the sex predator minutes before he was found dead. She then tweeted, wow, I just met Hillary Clinton. She killed him, allegedly.

Over the weekend, too, suspected Muslim terrorists through explosive devices at protesters near Gracie Mansion. Mayor Mammie said they were just having a friendly throw bomb fight. Light up! And finally, a brain-invading worm spread by rats has hit California. A brain-invading worm? Well, at least one man is safe. But spread by rodents?

Well, I guess this guy's ass isn't. I don't get it. Is that actually the limitations on that? I don't get that joke at all. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Getting ready for a game means being ready for anything. Like packing a spare stick. I like to be prepared.

That's why I remember 988, Canada's suicide crisis helpline. It's good to know just in case. Anyone can call or text for free confidential support from a train responder anytime. 988 suicide crisis helpline is funded by the government in Canada. All right, so the government just released more documents about the death of Jeffrey Epstein, and they inspire about as much trust as a 2001 urine test from Barry Bonds. According to these records, one of the prison guards responsible for watching Epstein

actually goulded him minutes before his body was found. And that same guard had made a mysterious $5,000 cash deposit days earlier, one of several unexplained deposits flagged by the bank. Now, maybe it's perfectly normal for the person guarding the most famous. made in America to be surfing the web for info on him. Maybe she was also Googling the thread count for prison sheets. I hear anything under 400 is rough on your hands. But also simultaneously making random cash deposits that equal about a month's take-home pay,

that seems like a red flag, the kind that could easily end up tied around someone's neck. Even harder to believe, an inmate said while medics were trying to revive Epstein, he heard a woman say, if he's dead, we're going to have to cover it up, and he's going to have to have an alibi, my officers. Which sounds like something a villain would say to fill in the plot holes on murder, she wrote. But here's a real problem. By the time we get these revelations, what are we to believe? And that's not because we all suddenly became conspiracy theorists.

No, it's because the original investigation into Epstein's death was handled like a middle school class project, where one kid goes through the motions while the rest eat glue. Let's recap. Epstein dies in 2019 while awaiting trial on federal sex trafficking charges, the official ruling suicide by hanging. But the circumstances around that are shakier than Mitch McConnell on a segue. That's according to the court. The guards fell asleep.

The required 30-minute cell checks didn't happen. The surveillance cameras mysteriously malfunctioned. And the guards later admitted they falsified records saying they checked on him. All that's missing is, sorry, teacher, my dog ate the prisoner. That is not an investigation. That's the plot of Police Academy 10 Special Ed Division. That's the tragedy. When authorities botched the early stages of a case this badly, everything afterward gets dumped into the same bucket.

Real evidence, weak evidence, internet rumors, cover-ups, Bill Clinton's nipple clam. It all looks the same because nothing can be reliable. Think about it. Even the most basic questions about Epstein still exist, like where did all his money actually come from? This guy went from high school math teacher to globetrotting financier with private jets, an island, a black book that looked like Oprah's Christmas card list. And the explanation we got? Well, you know, he managed money for rich people. Oh, well, that clears everything up.

Turns out he's E.F. Hinton. Or EFF Hutton. But that's the thing about half-answered questions. They don't disappear. They fester. They multiply. Like Elon Musk at a beauty pageant. So now when new revelations drop, people don't say, holy crap.

They either shrug or assume the entire government is run by the Illuminati, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness monster. Because when institutions leave giant holes in the story, the east. internet fills them. If investigators had done their job properly from the start, secured the evidence, explained the timeline, answered the obvious questions, then we could evaluate new info like adults. Instead, we're stuck in a reality where every new fact gets treated with suspicion. It's like a fan letter addressed to Jesse Waters. We just assume it's fake. You lose public trust, which means that years later, the biggest mystery isn't just what happened in that cell.

It's why the people responsible for uncovering the truth didn't try that hard. And then again, maybe that was the whole idea to begin with. Let's up tonight's guest. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. This is Ainslie Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52-episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. a listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told.

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