Gutfeld! Monologues - Nothing Says Halloween Like A Political Scene

Episode Date: November 2, 2022

As seen on Gutfeld!, Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR), Co-Host of Outnumbered Emily Compagno, Comedian and Writer, Joe DeVito, and Co-Host of the Tyrus and Timpf Podcast, Kat Timpf discuss the recent violent attack on Speaker Pelosi’s husband, Paul Pelosi, at their San Francisco, CA home. Later, the panel weighs in on The View’s Halloween segment featuring children dressed in “Newsworthy Halloween Costumes.” Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The conjuring last rites only in theater September 5th, where it are. Let's welcome Tonight's guest Growing up on a cattle farm prepared him for all the manure in D.C. Author of the great new book,

Only the Strong, Senator Tom Cotton. She'll make your heart go soft as she talks your ear off. Outnumbered co-host, Emily Campano. Crowds at a lot of. His shows are lining up to pull the fire alarm. Writer and comedian, Joe DeVito. And finally, she's hanging on by a thread, which is fun because she weighs like 90 pounds.

Fox's contributor, catch him. Senator, congratulations on the great new book. I've just started it. It's called Only the Strong. It's based on me, right? I only bet you, Greg. I would hope so. So when you hear this kind of rhetoric from other people blaming us,

it's like the riots never happened. It's like the looting never happened. It's like burn it all down, was never said. It's like somehow it's conservatives that are running around egging on like mobs of violence. They forget about Judge Kavanaugh. They forget about all of that stuff. What's going on? Yeah.

And remember, Gavin Newsom, before he was the failed governor of California, was the failed mayor of San Francisco. So he's responsible for a lot of these problems in San Francisco specifically. San Francisco styles itself as a sanctuary city where they welcome illegal aliens like this deranged lunatic that attacked Paul Pelosi. San Francisco had one of the very first Soros prosecutors before the people of San Francisco got so sick and they kicked him out. Right. But that's why you've seen a crime wave devastate this great American city. And then for Gavin Newsom turn around and blame it on Republicans who point out that Nancy Pelosi has done things like pass Obamacare or cause inflation with five,

trillion dollars that we don't have is the height of hypocrisy by allowing mental lunatics out on the streets by not cracking down on crime and throwing the books at them by welcoming illegal aliens you inevitably have this kind of crime in our streets and it's not just paulose it's all of the normal californians who aren't married to the speaker who suffer the most exactly exactly you know emily is this really just about hairline that uh that uh governor newsom is looking at like Jesse's hair. And it's like, it's some weird, bizarre, subliminal competition. Probably. Yeah. That's why he also sets his targets on Governor DeSantis, too, right? It's like the guys that are competing with him in the looks department. Yes, yes. So say some people. Yes. I used to live in

San Francisco, Senator, under then-Mayor Newsom's reign. And he talks about, you know, the sewage, he says, that is amplified online, that's being spewed out by these networks. I had to endure his sewage from the beginning. His policies are the sewage. They have led to the actual sewage on the streets of San Francisco where my friends who still live there have to wade through on their way to get to work. It is choking

the fish to the tune of billions of dollars that now taxpayers in that city are on the hook for. It is literally full of f*** out of his mouth and his administration. So when people like Swalwell, too, who

represents across the bay from Dublin and also says there's no colleague of mine that have advocated for violence. This shows not long enough to run through that litany, everyone from Maxine Waters to rep Bowman. There's a civil war if the GOP wins. Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi talking about the Supreme Court. That rhetoric absolutely does matter, but I'll say that the responsibility I say lies at the top. Because before Justice Kavanaugh had a would-be assassin on his front lawn, there was nothing from the White House. Yeah. There was nothing from the elected official at the very top, that said, I condemn this rhetoric of violence.

Know everyone, tone it down. Let's actually be conciliator. Let me be that unifier in chief. I campaigned on being. So all of this simmering, of course it's going to be incendiary. Of course it's going to lead to someone on Kavanaugh's lawn that the mainstream media has forgotten as well as this, you know, this guy in his bus, whatever. But the bottom line is this administration did nothing to curb it from the beginning so that

all of this didn't lead to that exploded pimple. That is that guy. You know, Joe, you also live in a bus, so you might have some insight. Might insight into the psyche of this unbalanced man. Did you know him at all? People live in buses. Do you see a lot of right-wing radicals and buses with rainbow flags and BLM signs out in front of the calling card? This guy's politics was all over the map.

But I have to say, we have to be here, it was a political attack. I mean, he's basically saying it's a political attack. But he's also insane. Of course. Well, they were going to say that in a matter. It could have been Elizabeth Warren hitting him in the head with a tomahawk. And they still would have said,

although that's the only time they would have said she was white. Yeah. But they would have blamed it on him. Look at the way it started. They said that they were going there for a routine wellness check. And they get there, and now it's two guys in their underwear fighting over a hammer, which in San Francisco is considered a routine wellness check, let's be honest.

But, yeah, it's absurd that they, They say this is a result of policies, like you mentioned, that the policies they're against would have prevented this from happening. Amen. He says this, the sewage has a metaphor when it's literal sewage in the streets. He says it creates an environment. Well, the environment you've created is these camps with drug addicts and untreated mentally ill people. We've got people coming from Canada who shouldn't be here. We've got to build that wall.

We cannot have these Canadians coming down here. We can't do it. People forget about the Canadian wall. You give them an inch and they'll take 1.6 kilometers. You just say, you, that's very funny. You have to say, build that wall, eh? Hey. All right, you know, Kat, what have you accepted

the media's claim that it was about rhetoric? What is the solution then? That's the beauty of this. There is none. They don't have to solve it except say that it's your fault. Yeah, he said Fox News, which I don't take, I do take personally.

but obviously it's not Jesse Waters' fault that he did this. But Gavin Newsom basically said he was like so famous that even this bus-dwelling lunatic knows not only who he is but what he discusses on his show. Like that's a huge compliment in a way. Like there's household name, but then there's doesn't even have a household name. That's like fame, fame, baby. I totally disagree.

There is no way that guy even knew. who Jesse was. I know, but Gavin Newsom thinks Jesse is that famous. I would say thank you, Gavin. You're right. I am a star. He's a bus hold name. Yeah. He's a bus hold name. There's no

way he knew who Jesse Waters is. That is amazing. I always wanted to be a bus hold name. And not even one that moves. Yeah, that's true. Well, that's what, you know what? Who wants to live in a moving bus? That's no fun. All right. Don't go anywhere.

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The view did Halloween by dressing up kids as various social and political issues. Great idea. But thank God no one went as a slutty nurse. I only throw up when I need to lose weight. So there was a kid dressed as inflation. I wondered if the clothes were from goodwill. A few children dressed as the Mar-a-Lago. raid. Certainly no

Trump obsession there. I wonder what costumes they rejected. Trump's taxes January 6? How do you dress up as the Capitol? Throw a sheet over Joy Behar? Then there's a kid dressed as the Oscar Slap. She looks like she's having a ball.

When the Oscar Slap Kid came out, Wardrobe Supervisor Ashley Alder for her, Kaufman said this. Now, we do not want to endorse violence of any kind, but we couldn't help but talk about one of the hottest hot topics this year. Oh, Ashley Alderfer, Hur, Kaufman, shut up.

Thank you. That was an easy now they should have skipped the child's costume and had Will Smith come out as himself. He needs the work. But it could have been worse. They could have the view could have gone as themselves. That usually scares the

out of kids. Cat, this isn't offensive. It's just like so ridiculous. Using children as political props. Yeah, but that's what sucks is because when these kids were coming out, everyone on the couch had to act like it was the funniest most amazing thing they ever saw

because you can't be mean to kids. So, like, that's what they do. It's not fair to involve kids in pretty much anything because you can't provide an accurate assessment or else you're a jerk. That's true. I'll say those kids are jerks, Senator. I want you to agree with me. No, when we were kids,

I could be a hobo, a witch, or a ghost. Now I'm all three. What say you, Senator? I thought that's sure what Joe was in his bus. Yes, you. Shouldn't these kids have been in school? I mean, why did their parents take them out and send them to the view?

And by the way, isn't it a form of child abuse to make your kid go to the view and watch it in a person? It is. It's elder abuse. So, no, these, I mean, these costumes are not funny, especially the inflation costume. I don't think the American people think it's very funny. And I don't think the Democrats are going to think it's very funny next Tuesday. That's a good point. Emily?

Emily, what do you think of the, what's it a good idea, bad idea? No, and what's crazy to me is that that idea must have been greenlighted by a whole org chart, right? Every editorial, every decision that happens on set, there's a whole chart that approves it. So there must have been 10 decision makers that were like, yes, that's a great idea.

I'm not quite sure why someone didn't say, this is actually totally grotesque, inappropriate, and disgusting to use children as political props, especially that age children for that FBI raid? You think they know what a subpoena is or surveillance is? I mean, how were they explained that? And then

that guy who was the toilet, I wonder what his future holds. Probably not too bright. Joe, I'm just happy that Joy didn't go in blackface or Whoopi didn't go in white face or the Republican broad with her two faces didn't come out.

I think we're forgetting that that's a terrible costume. Yeah, it is. That's like, Will Smith slapped the guy. He didn't beat him to death with the Oscar statue. It makes no sense. They didn't want to do, she couldn't go as Chris Rock or as Will Smith, right? Well, they have a hand swing. This is nonsense.

We should go back to the good costumes we wore when I was a kid, which was a plastic mask with three dime-sized slits cut into it that had a rubber band cutting off your circulation and a staple going into your temple. and a bag that said flammable. Yeah. You had no idea why you were sick at the end of the night, breathing in some weird plastic contraption. We are out of time. Thank you, Senator Tom Cotton, buy his book.

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