Gutfeld! Monologues - Nothing To See Here

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, “The View” goes on a month-long hiatus. And Greg calls out the media’s shameful behavior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Relax, relax, relax, there's plenty of me to go around. Happy Thursday, everyone. So Joy Behar announced that the view is going on hiatus. Apparently, it'll last about a month during which that time, that time the cast will sun themselves in a field while slowly digesting an entire goat. And after the long-deserved rest, they'll be rounded up by border collies and outfitted with new cowbells. Former President Biden just sold his presidential memoir for $10 million.

Some are calling it surprisingly low, but it's the largest advance ever given for a coloring book. Look at. That's a great cover. Tulsi Gabbard released info that suggests Russia had dirt on Hillary, claiming that she suffered from fits of anger, aggression, and cheerfulness. So basically, she's a woman. They're turning on me. I like that.

I don't have a safe word. Kamala Harris's ex-lover, Willie Brown, doesn't think she can successfully campaign for California governor and is better suited for a legal role. Well, it's a good thing she loves buses because she just got thrown under one. Yeah, it could have been worse, believe me. Today is Amelia Earhart Day, commemorating the life of the woman

who vanished while trying to fly around the world. She was last seen in New Guinea trying to parallel park. Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia, are selling their UK farmhouse for $30 million. dollars. Portia said she needs more space for Ellen's ears. And finally, the man who wrote the lyrics to YMCA claims the song is not a gay anthem, as so many people believe. Right. And stairway to heaven isn't about anal. Whatever. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

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Fast free delivery. It's on Prime. So once again, the media pretends that their corrupt, shameful behavior never happened, which means it's time for. Yikes. Well, nothing to see here. They did it with the COVID lab leak, the Fine People hoax, the Haitian whipping hoax, and, of course, Joe Biden's brain,

where they claimed it was fine when it was missing more screws than a Mexican roller coaster. Now it's the Russian collusion hoax. So as we unravel the scheme to derail a Trump presidency, the media now wants all of us to move on after gas-sliding us like Jerry Nadler with a big lighter near his butthole.

And so, like the dead bird on Maxine Waters' head, We're supposed to ignore it, right, Jeff? This is hardly information that we should even be repeating. I'm not sure that we should spend that much more time on it, frankly. The bottom line to all of this is this is the retribution campaign that President Trump has long promised. Retribution, obviously to Hillary Clinton, and distracting trying to change the subject. Oh, wow. Now I get why they want everyone to forget the last 10 years.

I would, too, if I were them. Their lies created more trauma than those leaked photos from Kathy Griffin's sex tape. I know. The Democrats, directed by Obama, concocted the claim that Trump conspired with Russia to win in 2016. Then they fed a made-to-order report of Russian meddling to the press, who swallowed it like a dick. No, really, you have to be a dick to swallow stuff like that. See why I saved it? And it wasn't just some small story.

It was a relentless narrative that actually ruined lives. What they did to all of us with this hoax is unforgivable, and it demands justice. And now they want us to forget that they ever said this. The Russians definitively hacked the election. Russia hacking the election to elect Trump. What is the end of our democracy? The president does not want to come to terms with the fact that the Russians hacked the election. Russia hacked the election.

Russia did hack the election. election. Russia hacked the election. All of these intelligence experts saying Russia hacked the election. If you can get them to accept that Russia hacked the election, see if you can get them to accept who won the Civil War. Like Macaulay Culkin, that hasn't aged well. But every single legacy news outlet ran with bogus headlines. And who could forget our favorite Mark Cuban impersonator who found a new crush. And this guy, Kalimnik. This guy, Kalimnik, keeps turning up again and again.

Constantine Kalimnik, Konstantin Kalimnik, he's still Russian military intelligence. Kalimnik, a shirt man who goes by Kostya, Konstantin Kalimik, investigating Konstantin Kalimik for espionage. This guy, Konstantin Kalimik, is the key that unlocks that door. It seems like it would have to be. If I didn't know any better, I think she'd have the hots for that guy. But it's hard to believe that this was taken seriously. But no wonder they want everyone to forget it. They're like a drunk co-worker who wakes up the next day,

hoping his pals forget that he went home with the office hunchback. But while Trump was framed, these hacks earned a living off it, wrote books, even won awards. It was the biggest scam since those pills I bought that promised to make me taller. The New York Times and Washington Post won Pulitzer's for spreading the hoax. So false reporting gets through the industry. history's most coveted prize. It's like Leah Thomas being named female athlete of the year just because she could fill her urine sample cup from four feet away. So today the media is like

a junkie that made your life hell for 10 years. And now suddenly they claim it's all behind them. And it's only because they just ran out of drugs. So should you forget the hell that they put you through? No, we can't let this go. They need to make serious amends because we're still living with the aftermath. People lost jobs, careers, friends. There needs to be consequences. When you call the laptop from hell, Russian disinformation, weaponize the DOJ against Trump, or cover up the decline of an invalid, there needs to be scalps, especially from Elizabeth Warren. Just for the irony. So now the media claims that the Trump administration is trying to rewrite history. These claims are an attempt to shift culpability away from themselves and hide the lie they perpetuated for almost.

a decade. They played the starring role in amplifying a subversive plot against the president of the United States. They owe a lot of people an apology. Hell, they even include Putin. Think about that. You know you must have done something really, really bad when you've wronged even a murderous dictator. Let's welcome. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. This is Jason Chafetz from the Jason in the House podcast. Join me every Monday to dive deeper into the latest political headlines and chat with remarkable guests.

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