Gutfeld! Monologues - Nurses That Need Healing

Episode Date: January 30, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, nurses are crashing out over politics. Greg calls out two nurses who wished harm on their political opponents. Plus, a new video has emerged of Alex Pretti, and it doesn't look good for the left-wing hero. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So President Trump invited over 50 countries to join his Board of Peace to oversee Gaza. He says, however, that he won't let Ireland in until they do something about their industrial waste. Tim Walt says he has no regrets dropping out of the 26 governor's race and he will never run again. That is, unless he gets called up to serve in a war. Thieves who stole electrical lines left entire blocks of Los Angeles without power last week. The silver lining, the darkness,

left people unable to see Mickey Rourke. In his first ballot, Super Bowl winning coach, Bill Belichick, wasn't elected to the pro football hall of fame. Adding to the heartbreak, his girlfriend also lost her bid for student counsel. Because she's young. A Florida man,

was arrested after neighbors claimed they saw him having sex with a vacuum. In his defense, the blender had a headache. Sidney Sweeney could face charges for hanging her bras on the Hollywood sign. And the same goes for Chris Christie for hanging his bra on the Welcome to New Jersey sign. Dave Matthews said he's horrified by ICE and donated to the ACLU to show his support. Well, I say it's good. He put his money where his mouth is. So at least he wasn't singing.

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Have them full of saline or succulent calling, you know, whatever. Get the poison ivy oak wine. and I'm going to put it into a water gun. They're an ice agent, bring some X-lax and put it in their drinks. Nobody's going to die. It's just enough to incapacity them, get them off the street for the next day. Now, that's a nurse suggesting a poison ivy spritz and laxative roofy. You know, the same stuff I use to slip into Geraldo's lunch.

Now, that paralytic drug, she suggests, is rough stuff. It leaves the victim fully conscious in feeling pain. yet unable to move, what Fox viewers usually experience at 8 p.m. every night. Thank you. Thank you. Tweet that, Adam. But thankfully for everyone, she got canned. Now, if she wants to play nurse, she'll have to buy a costume from Spirit Halloween. Meanwhile, in Florida, a maternity nurse wishes a severe childbirth injury on our pregnant White House press secretary. As a labor and delivery nurse, it gives me great joy to wish Caroline Leavitt a fourth degree tear. I hope that you rip from, bow to stern and never be it normally again, you fucking.

Wow, nice language. Do you blow your father with that mouth? The hospital acts her too, but again, this hag assumes she could share her vile hate without being scrubbed like Jerry Nadler's toilet bowl. after Taco Tuesday. Then there's Alex Preddy, the 37-year-old ICU nurse, shot and killed by federal border patrol agents during a confrontation. He became a left-wing hero,

but now video shows him spitting on agents and attacking an ice vehicle a week ago. The media claimed he had jumped out of a car to assist a family chased by ice agents, but we didn't see that, did we? And you know what else we didn't see? Cops, who were ordered to stand down? Just like during the George Floyd's summer of love, and the result was the same, more death and more destruction.

Nice work, Mayor Fry. Maybe find another way to heat your city besides burning buildings, or the warmth of your constant farting from a rancid plate of Somali food. Of course, the nation's largest nurses union, national nurses United, labeled the feds a public health threat. You know, like cancer, opioid addiction, and sharing a toothbrush with Hunter Biden. Biden. And previously, they declared racism a public health threat after George Floyd. That's not professional or compassionate. That's ideology with a bedpan. It's funny how you're not hearing about mechanics or plumbers doing this, but nurses, so-called healers. Of course, the media loves to point out that these nuts have no police record, but all it tells you is that they're

dumber than criminals, because no criminal would give their lives for them. Yet these nump schools are willing to die for thugs. So what's hijacking their brains? Is it ego, suicidal empathy, a media-driven good versus evil narrative that reduces everything to tribal warfare? Could be, but we're all targeted by that, and yet it's the nurses who flame out, not us. Why? My guess is that their profession lends them the aura of expertise in the world of caring. So they're more arrogantly resolute about their compassion to the detriment of action to the detriment of action. thought. To them, it's a feeling, a right, a right to do actual physical harm. Look, this isn't a nurse problem. It's an identity problem. We're being in a caring profession, whether it's a nurse,

a teacher, or working with the criminally insane, gives you the right to weaponize your overwrought empathy. Look, I love nurses. They've saved my ass more than once. Usually, involving a sterilized pair of ice tongs. But once your empathy is hijacked, it goes haywire. The nurse's version of the Hippocratic Oath is the Nightingale Pledge, which says, I will abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous, and will not take or knowingly administer any harmful drug, which makes sense. You're supposed to be treating patients, not creating them.

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