Gutfeld! Monologues - NY Gov Hochul Begs Millionaires To Return

Episode Date: March 20, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how NY Governor Kathy Hochul is begging the rich who left New York to come back to her state. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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All right, New York's governor, Kathy Hochel, is pissed off, and not because young children keep asking, what happened to your face? At a recent media appearance, she begged ex-wealthy New Yorkers who fled the state to come back to support her social programs. What I want to make sure we are smart about is having a system in place where it's not just taxing for the sake of taxing and being conscious of the facts that I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we want to have in our state. I've seen less desperate women on The Bachelorette. The translation, rich dudes, I want you back because I miss your money.

Thank goodness for some patriotic millionaires who stepped up. Now, there are some patriotic millionaires who stepped up. Okay, cut me the checks. I mean, just if you want to be supportive, but maybe the first step should be go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home. Because our tax base has been eroded. I have to look at the fact that we are in competition with other states who have, less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals. And I would say remote work changed everything.

There were people who could only work in an office in Manhattan and work in New York State. And they were captives to our state. Captives. Captives. Ah, yes, patriotism now measured by how much money you're willing to hand over to the mugger who didn't get enough from you the last time. And she calls taxpayers captives to our state. Maybe she should have built a wall to keep them in. It worked for East Berlin.

Because come back so you can pay more taxes. That isn't going to cut it. Kathy's plan is not a strategy for the future. Her plea feels like a go-fund me page for my aunt's breast implants. And I already paid for that once. Donna. Damn. Yeah.

What else should we fund the opening of the Al Capone Vault Part 2? Sure. But this is the Democrat Party, which taxes. taxes the hell out of successful people. And if you complain, then they're going to call you greedy, probably racist. But who wants to pay money to be insulted? That's why I left couples therapy. Yet the Dems are shocked when taxpayers leave when it was the same Kathy Hokel back in 2022,

who told them just to do that, leave. Just jump on a bus and head down to Florida where you belong, okay? Get out of town. Get out of town. Because you don't represent our values. You are not New Yorkers. So you don't like it? Well, then leave.

Well, how did that work for you? They did leave, along with your tax base. The city had more rich guys flee than Epstein Island. The only ones you didn't leave are those who are still captive, meaning us. Believe me, if Fox wasn't here, I wouldn't be here either. I'm only here for you, the viewer. And also because Tyrus is my only black friend. But it turns out when you tell people to leave and go someplace saner, they will.

And now Kathy is like a bad ex calling you at 2 a.m. saying, hey, sorry I was a jerk, miss you. It's too late. I'm with someone hotter who doesn't rob me blind. Plus, we're the same shoe size. But then Hockel makes an odd confession. she says she doesn't need more money. We have to be smart about this, but we can fund what we want to fund

with what we already are taking in. Well, then, if everything's fine, why are you begging? Truth is, everything isn't fine. You can't build an entire system on squeezing a shrinking group of people while the state's budget blows up faster than the Hamas Beeper Club.

Florida has three million more people than New York, but New York's budget is double. yet the services and quality of life here are way worse, and our strip clubs cost five times more. Although, granted, our dancers have fewer misspelled tattoos. I lose my concentration. Every time I see that. And if Hockel's re-elected, it will get worse.

More congestion pricing, more taxes, more regulations. And all of it will make your bank account emptier than a Cesar Chavez parade. Yeah. Kathy's not changing the system. She's trying to keep it from collapsing before election day. And she's begging the very people she drove out of town to come back and save her. But in America, people can move. Businesses can move. That's the whole system. It's called federalism. States compete. People choose. And guess what? People are choosing Florida and Texas. Because when you treat your most productive citizens like captives, don't be surprised when they finally had enough and make a break for it. Let's welcome.

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