Gutfeld! Monologues - NYC's Woke Tribute Band

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

As seen on Gutfled! Greg slams Mamdani for his obsession with identity politics. Greg says that despite Mamdani championing himself as a warrior of the working class, it was the overeducated elites who elected him, who will never have to deal with the consequences of his policies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Thank you. Oh, no. All right. All right. Now remember, every time you laugh, an orphan sends me 35 cents. Happy Thursday, everyone. So the incoming mayor for New York City,

Zohran Mom Donnie, has introduced his all-female transnational. team. At least we think they're female. True, since Zoran won, there have already been a few minor changes to the city. For example, the naked cowboy has already been replaced

by the naked goat. And now every play on Broadway is Aladdin. And get this. And get this. LaGuardia Airport will now be offering direct flights into the Freedom Tower. That's a joke. It's a joke.

That it is. That is a joke. Anyway. The ongoing government shutdown means. TSA employees haven't been paid in 36 days. Yeah, so now they're just groping you for tips. Nancy Pelosi announced she will not seek re-election to Congress in 2026. Which coincidentally is when the warranty on her face runs out.

Mexican President Claudia Shinebaum is pressing charges. against the man who groped and tried to kiss her on Tuesday. Police have identified the man as Jose Biden-Nito. According to a Republican, California state senator, the city of Costa Mesa had a dog that voted in the last couple elections. They believe the dog voted Democrat because it was castrated. Edgy stuff. Three Chinese astronauts are temporarily stranded in space

after their return capsule was hit by space debris. Luckily, though, Chinese scientists have come up with the perfect thing to plug the hole. Former executive is suing Paramount claiming they fired him for being too old and white. Well, at least they didn't give his job to a drunk woman. And finally, according to a new poll, four in ten Americans say they believe in ghosts.

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homelessness, or whatever that smell is in Midtown. Oh. It's dudes. Our team will be directed by Ilana Leopold, Lena Kahn, Maria Torres Springer, Grace Bonilla, Melanie Hartsock. Hmm. So do five women reflect all of New York? Is the entire city female? If it were, God help the city if it were ever attacked by a medium-sized spider. The media, of course, lapped this up

like it was a bowl of Alpo in front of Joy Behar. I hear Rachel Maddow got harder than a shark's tooth. Yeah, not so funny now, is it? But this isn't reality. It's nostalgia for a movement that's already been flushed, identity politics. For a progressive, it seems he's really going backwards. America has moved on, but Zohran hit the brakes. And all those discarded rappers of wokeism from the back seat just flew back into the front.

And Mom Domney begged for money to fund it. Remember how I told you a few months ago to stop sending us money? You can start again. This transition requires staff, research, and an infrastructure that can meet this moment. And it will be made possible by the people who've built and believed in this movement. So I hope we'll make a donation at Transition 2025.com. Now let's get to work. So Zoran asked voters to send him money so he could implement the free programs that he promised.

That's like saying you can have sex with Sidney's Sweeney, but first you have to bang Rosie O'Donnell. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I don't ever recall being asked to fund a transition team. But if Zohran has his way, New Yorkers will be paying for anyone he wants to transition. He wants to fund trans surgery for minors with $65 million going for gender-affirming care.

How's that for affordability? Then there's his victory rally, a political mosh pit of activists, screaming about oppression in a city run by left-wing clowns. that's like dogs at the park complaining about the smell of ass. And who among the nuts were cheering Mom Donnie on? His buddy Hassan Piker, the dog torturer, famous for saying America deserved 9-11.

It's a slap in the face to the thousands who perished on 9-11. I guess the city that never sleeps apparently is taking a dirt nap. And during this Antifa speed dating event, Bondani called out more ethical. ethnic groups than a square dance at Ellis Island. Thank you to those so often forgotten by the politics of our city who made this movement their own. I speak of Yemeni bodega owners and Mexican abuelas.

Senegalese taxi drivers and Uzbek nurses. Trinidadian line cooks and Ethiopian aunties. Yes, aunties. Antis. Ousbeck nurses. I saw that video. But sorry, it's not the bodega owners who put him over the top. They're busy shopping at pepperspray.com.

It's the over-educated, over-estrogen elites. Zoh won 57% of voters with at least a bachelor's degree. It's not the working class that elected him, but the credentialed class that are unhappy that their dreams didn't pan out. And he cites those ethnic groups under the assumption they all cooperate. I got news for you. A lot of them don't get along. And they won't unless they have a unifying belief, which was the whole point of the melting pot.

You could just call them Americans. The problem, most of Zohan supporters, they hate that label. Because here, diversity trumps patriotism. And yet, why are there so many immigrants in New York City? To make money. Which you don't do with free supermarkets or free buses. or defunding the police or forcing citizens to pay for sex changes. If you want to keep the Yemeni bodegas open, you need capitalism, which Zohran hates.

But the credentialal elites like the idea of free buses because they'll never ride them when they become asylums on wheels. They'll feel virtuous about all the illegals because they'll never lose their job to unskilled labor. And they'll still blame crime on root causes when the real root cause is voting to release repeat offenders. New York just hired a woke tribute band, but they don't come cheap. That's what the new left thrives on, not the real life struggles of working people, but ideas that excite children of privilege who are so brilliant, they're stuck with useless college degrees. Those ideas are all they have since the policies always fail.

So now they can't afford homes, children, marriages, and the standard of living they so demand. And for that, they're going to take it out on you. Thank you. Let's go tonight's game. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus

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