Gutfeld! Monologues - Operation Dirtbag

Episode Date: November 15, 2025

As seen on "Gutfeld," Greg's Friday leftovers, Operation Dirtbag and the Epstein files give Dems something to say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Comedian and founder of Western Razor David Angelou. Careful, that's hot, is what he tells diners while pointing at his ass. Chef and restaurant owner Andrew Gruel. She avoids Thanksgiving because her relatives mistake her arms for the wishbone. New York Times bestselling author and Fox Newsgate trivia year, Cat Tiff. And to him, big and tall shops are just shops. Former NWA world champion host of Planet Tyrus podcast, Iris. All right, before we get to some news stories, let's do this.

Greg's Leftovers. It's Leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week. And as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, we'll place Joe Mackie in a box, mark it fragile, and check it with spirit air. Christy Knoem boasted about the new Operation Dirtbag where Homeland Security caught 150 illegal immigrant sex offenders. This is not to be confused with an earlier Operation Dirtbag

when President Biden tried to find a whore for Hunter. This week in New York City, the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree arrived, although it spent its first night in the emergency room after getting molested on the D train. A man set a world record for snapping the most cucumbers in 30 seconds with his bare hands. But another man protested the record saying it's not. not fair that he used his hands. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Mm. Mm. Wow. So good. So good. Wow. So good. Newly released documents show Jeffrey Epstein and it is friendship with Bill Clinton because he thought the former president was a liar. Especially the time he said, my wife will never murder you. Oh, here we go. An Idaho man set another world record by using a cone to catch a scoop of ice cream from a distance of 55 feet and 5 inches. This skill will come in handy if you're within 55 feet of Jerry Nassie.

after he had Taco Bell. Knew that was coming. Ew. Joy Behar was absent from back-to-back episodes of the view after injuring her foot. But don't worry, she's fine now after an emergency visit to her blacksmith. A new report says

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These are good. These are all hits. James Carville says former White House Press Secretary Kerry Jean-Pierre needs to shut the F up about her race and sexual identity. sexual identity. Well, it's easy for him to say, we all can't change color by blending into a tree. An Indiana man has been arrested for shooting two dogs with a bow and arrow while supposedly hunting deer. But it might be due to his poor eyesight since he also claimed Taylor Swift is a 10. According to new data, no illegal immigrant.

were released into the U.S. in the past six months. Wow, no wonder I haven't seen anyone in the ocean wearing jeans. Thank you. That is a good one. 67% of Americans agree there's no shame in asking for financial help, which is why on the way to work, I always give my spare change to the homeless. Thank you.

And finally, an experimental serum could reverse baldness within 20 days. Unfortunately, it's only in rats. That is not AI-generated. All right, isn't it convenient that after the Democrat shutdown implodes? What do you hear from the press? Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. Epstein, Epstein. They ignored it until they were desperate, like Don Lemon eyeing a fat biker at a bar at closing time. And leaving out all the details that proves he's innocent. Instead, they tried to tie Trump to the infamous mass pedophile like they were partners in a three-legged race.

Still, media lemmings fell in line, calling them bombshells when there were nothing more than burps from a gassy hummingbird. Of course, we've been here before, and we knew this breathless frenzy would collapse like a Russian robot. But you know it's bad when even CNN has to call Crock it out on their shenanigans. Republicans were saying that that victim is Virginia Juffray. Here's the email right here on your screen. She wrote a book, as you know, and she did not accuse him of any wrongdoing. What do you make of that? And can you confirm that?

Yeah, I don't know. Obviously, it's redacted who the victim is, so I won't necessarily take the Republicans' word on it. who it is that's redacted, and I don't know why they would necessarily redact someone's name who is deceased at this point. The Democrats did that, though. The Democrats redacted. No, no, I understand, but I'm just saying, like, our biggest concern is to actually make sure that we are protecting victims. Right, and she's a lawyer. I bet her clients ask for the death penalty just to get her to stop talking. This latest Epstein dump, and I'm

I emphasize dump, was just inflated gossip based on hilariously interpreted emails. Still, Trump supporters had to once again endure the gauntlet of the fallacious firing squad. In fact, the story was so weak that Dems did deliberately redact a supposed victim's name, Gwifery or Gwifery, whatever it is, who publicly testified that Trump was innocent. But they always withhold important details, much like how I withheld farts on a first date. But it backfired. What we learned, it always does. But we learned, really, is that Michael Wolfe, Trump's smear merchant, was trying to work with Epstein on a blackmail scheme. The New York Times tipped off Epstein on a hit piece, and a lot of rich guys like to talk to Epstein.

And also that apparently Trump, based on suspicion, banned Epstein from his club, which makes him look pretty good. And the media looking phonier than the Rolexes I gifted my writing staff. The funniest part, when the Dems lauded an email with Epstein expressing his hatred for Trump, as if that was a point scored against Trump. Sorry, you douchebags. That just made Epstein one of you guys. What's next? You're going to brag that Dems lead Republicans by 50 points among pedophiles. These same idiots also ran with the claim that Epstein spent Thanksgiving with Trump. Trump while Trump was president. Amazing how at the time that revelation went unnoticed and unreported

by the media who hates Trump. And that's because it never happened. The media and the Dems had to delete that so-called bombshell like it was a skirt in Rachel Maddow's dressing room. I never know what works with you, people. Now, don't get me wrong. The Epstein saga is very real. There were victims galore. But these assholes never. cared about them. This story meant nothing to them unless they could make it about Trump. Because for Democrats, other people's suffering is just a political tool for gaining power. But sadly, their selected leaks had a rebound effect, vindicating and not implicating Trump. But this latest exercise reveals how unsaligible the media is. They truly may be the most

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