Gutfeld! Monologues - Parasite in the Big Apple: NYC’s Socialist Explosion

Episode Date: June 27, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how socialism is spelling disaster for America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Let's welcome tonight's guest. Her fans went from spring breaks to backaches. Host of the Kennedy Saves the World Podcast, Kennedy. He's known for using a lot of butter in the kitchen and in the bedroom. Chef and Restaurant owner Andrew Grohl. It's been nine years since she tested positive for food. New York Times, best-selling author and Fox News Contributor guest. He still has 412 Father's Day Carls.

parts to open. Former NWA World Chamber of our podcast, Torres. Before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's leftovers. It's leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week. As always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll send Joe Mackey to a pride parade wearing a shirt that says up for anything. The largest, loudest display of firewood.

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with Eye Gaming, Ontario. All right, so we just saw an explosion of socialism in New York City. So how should we respond? Scream that it's the end of democracy like they always do with Trump? Or move to Ireland forever until they run out a gravy? Of course not. It only makes them seem more interesting and powerful than they are. The problem is it only takes a few radicals to cause a violent revolution.

There were only a few thousand Bolsheviks, and Russia collapsed faster than AOC at a spelling bee. What's weird is that they're no longer hiding their hate under the costume of compassion. They just say they want power for the sake of power. They sell you resentment, cash in on the blame. But maybe it's because they can't conceal it anymore. Their envy-driven hate is like a baby bump. A pregnant lady can no longer hide with an oversized shirt. because as they've openly stated, they hate this place.

And so the voters are like flies voting for the swatter. But you've got to be careful not to amplify their impact without discounting it, especially since we're going to be burdened with this crap for a while. Whenever a new crop of radicals appears, we must wait for them to grow out of it. You know, like kids do thumb-sucking, flat feet, or playing doctor. But as one grows out of it, another grows into it. because the left has the soft power.

The schools, the media, the arts, mental illness. Even our Presbyterian churches look like BLM had sex with the pride parade. It's worse than a house guest that won't leave. It's a house guest who wakes up every morning with the desire to burn the house down. Doesn't matter that socialism leads to destruction. They'll say, we weren't socialist enough. Never mind that for socialism to exist, you first need capitalism to enable it.

the same way fossil fuels are needed to build solar panels, wind turbines, and the Kardashians tits. After all, someone has to make the stuff that they want to take. It's a parasitic relationship like termites in John Kerry. And by take, I mean take by force. Because quickly in a socialist world, people find that their jobs no longer pay. Everyone becomes equal, equally poor. And what happens when you no longer want to paint houses or build? roads because you can't live off the wage? Well, they're going to have to force you to do it.

Like would kill me, it held a gun to my head to guest host Fox and friends. But why bother explaining? They aren't listening. It's like trying to explain checks and balances to Somalia, except it's here in our own country, and they don't care. How do you know they don't care? Well, if you were to criticize my skills as a host, would I care? Yes, it's my job. But if you were to criticize me over my soap carving, it means nothing to me. It's not my gig. It's the same with these radicals. Slam them over patriotism, economics, or civil behavior.

It doesn't bother them because it's not their wheelhouse. What is America's ruin? We always knew it was there. We warned Democrats about it, but they would just call us names. The Dems relied so much on demonizing us. They ignored the black mold growing in their own house. And that mold doesn't care how much you hate Trump or that you led his impeachment. Just asked Democrat Dan Goldman, who did both and lost.

It's got to be hard after spending 10 years demonizing decent people in your family at work, who ran businesses, had kids in your school, all for supporting Trump. Now, Dan's party is run by people who hate him, even more than Dan hates us. And they love force because violence under the cover of righteousness is how they crush dissent. They used to hide it under a cloak of compassion. Now they don't even bother because socialism only depends on lies until they don't have to. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon Music app.

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