Gutfeld! Monologues - People Are Sharing The "Secret" Signs That A Woman Is Far-Right

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg goes over Buzzfeed's article on how you can tell a woman is far-right. He says this article is not for the "nice" women, but for the A.W.F.U.L (Affluent White Female Liberals). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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But don't worry, BuzzFeed is here to help by gathering the secret signs that a woman is far right. And believe me, they are terrifying. So what are they? Well, first, women who say, I don't follow politics. Yeah, that's right wing. But isn't that most of us? That's how people with busy lives are suddenly shocked

when they find out there are tampons in the men's room. And when someone says they don't know politics, it's because you're being annoying and they want to avoid a tutorial, which is why I always tell Judge Janine, I've never heard of tantric sex. Then there's women who tend to be cagey about how they voted.

Oh, really? Why would they be cagey? Could it be that an honest answer means a 400-pound purple-haired cat lady might call her a Nazi? Or worse, a Gutfeld fan? Another warning sign. Women who make excuses for bad male behavior. And what might that bad behavior be?

Is it defending illegal criminals, rioters, or anyone with 18 priors? No, that's not on female righties. That's on female lefties. They defend that up until the day they get pushed off a subway platform. Their idea of bad male behavior is likely a dad who shoots in a intruder in his home to protect his family at 3 a.m. Another secret sign, women who call themselves moderate on their dating profiles. I know. It means they might not want to date a guy with a vagina. Then there's women who supported Johnny Depp in the Amber Heard trial. I don't know. I mean,

she pooped in his bed. Is that now considered? a marginalized identity, bed pooper? I can't wait to see that flag. Then there are those who don't like the Barbie movie or Taylor Swift, and I get it. One's totally fake person that little girls like, and the other's Barbie. And they sound the alarm if this right-wing lady

likes masculine men, as if a woman would say, I prefer feminine men? Yeah, not until it's time to move furniture or kill a spider, then they'll demand Caitlin transition back to Bruce. Also bad women who say both sides. Because, you know, there's only one side when you're a morally superior leftist.

And if she says she's independent, watch out. She might actually enjoy thinking for herself and come to her own conclusions. That's scary, right? They also claim right-wing women treat the weight staff as less than human. I don't know. All those clips I see on TikTok of a screaming fatso seat belted into their cars screaming.

They don't look like they read Ann Colter. But the big clue, when women are asked about their politics, they will avoid that unpleasant conversation. So that makes you a righty. No, it doesn't. You just don't want to be lectured by a woke chick who doesn't know. Like, say, actress Elizabeth Banks,

who shocked women could think of voting for Trump. I wish more of us were becoming revolutionaries. F.E. is the model, guys. She's the model. I don't understand the 53% of white ladies that didn't vote for Kamala. Yeah, I mean, yeah. What were you thinking? Dumb question.

They were thinking. Unlike you. But at least she parades her ignorance proudly. She says, I don't know what they think, so they must be dumb. when in fact she's ragging on brave women who don't care to impress cliche spewing actresses like her. So what happens when you put all these secret signs together?

It paints a picture of two people. One person is called nice. Someone who has a code of behavior and knows how to read a room who doesn't offer her opinion to impress you. I call her cool. And it takes a while to figure out what they think, and that's good.

Then there's the other person, the person that this article was for. the affluent white female liberal, the awful. This article is their mirror, reflecting their own arrogance, insecurities, and egotism, which then drives all of us away. See, they're like a giant grizzly

asking a park ranger, hey, every time I approach a camper, they run. Why? It's because you suck. So BuzzFeed, this isn't a collection of secret signs of far-right women, It's just normal responses to assholes, which is the only audience you have left. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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