Gutfeld! Monologues - Platner Plot Twist: Nazi Tattoo Was Just the Warm-Up

Episode Date: July 8, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how Graham Platner is being rocked by the recent sexual allegations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

expected more, but okay. Good evening, everyone. After being accused of rape, Democrat Senate hopeful, Grant Platner said he needs to figure out his next move. He's put his campaign on pause and postponed all his upcoming rapes. Mighty Christian of him.

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and cannot be combined with any other promotion. Expires July 31st, 2026. Must be 21 order to order. Please drink responsibly. So what a plot twist. The guy with a Nazi tattoo, he's a bad dude. Yeah, someone finally blew the whistle on Plattner, and it was a rape whistle. Maine Democrat, Graham Plattener, has been accused of rape. At this point, I'm starting to suspect those oysters he tried to shuck were roofied. I wonder, is there anything Graham wants to directly address? I wanted to directly address the troubling, serious, and false allegations against me. Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically false.

I have been deeply humbled by the faith mayors have put in me. You have welcomed me into your homes. So, regardless of the inaccuracy of the reporting, but mindful of the political reality, it will inflict. We are taking the time to reflect on the best path forward. Yeah. On the upside, he's got more time to cheat on his wife. But the best path forward to where exactly? If it's to a singles bar, ladies,

keep your hands over your drinks. Because all of his top supporters, Liz Warren, Roe Kahn, and Chuck Schumer, are distancing themselves faster than Paul Pelosi from a car accident. The latest accuser said she hesitated to come forward because she's a damn and didn't want to hurt the campaign. And I'm sure she saw how previous. allegations were dismissed because the woman wasn't on their side. Per usual, believe all women depends on political affiliation and usefulness.

But it's interesting that this is their final straw. Not the Nazi tattoo, not praising Hamas, Antifa, not blaming rape on drunk women, not espousing violence against political enemies, not saying a fellow soldier should die, not jerking off in a porta potty. And not having a mustache that's longer than his beard. He gave Dems plenty of chances to do the Reich thing. I know, that was a Heil Mary. But this, this was too much.

Except some are still defending him. And yeah, it's a chick. So, Debbie, what are the ramifications of this? What are the ramifications of this? This is up to the people of Maine. And they spoke loud and clear. They want change. They want someone who's going to stand up to Donald.

Trump, I will always be concerned about domestic violence allegations, sexual assault allegations. But also, we got a man in the White House that's a predator. So it's a very complicated situation. As Sir Mix-a-Lot would say, that's a hell of a big butt. So you're against rape unless the rapist challenges Trump. So the ends justify literally any means. That's the Dems' biggest crime. By painting Trump as pure evil, it gives them the pass to embrace challengers who are literally the evil thing they accuse Trump of being. So they present the choice, wash their hands, and dump the responsibility on the voters, who they never shame for backing Platner.

Yet they had zero problems smearing millions of Trump voters as garbage and tossing Bernie supporters aside when clearly he was the party's choice. But also, why did they stick with him even as it kept getting worse? Because that's a fallacy. His scandals didn't get worse. It began at rock bottom with the Gestapo body art. By accepting that, they could accept anything. The second they decided that was excusable, everything after that was fine. It's like after mistakenly purchasing the pleasures of a Bangkok lady boy,

well, you might as well see it through. Pretty soon the bar was lost. lower than Joe Biden's nuts. And over time, they found themselves neck deep in a sunk cost. They're like a gambler in Vegas trying to win back his kids' college fund. And yet if they dumped him the moment they saw the tattoo, they wouldn't be here. But every heinous act they excused as PTSD, a man wrestling with demons, while they left out the context that millions and millions of vets didn't get a Nazi tattoo.

And Joey Jones never sent me topless photos, no matter how many times I demanded them. I'll wear him down just you watch. Their behavior reminds me of film producers who know the movie they're making is a stinker, but they never shut it down. Graham Platner is their supergirl. They'll say it'll be okay, but they know they're screwed. And no one says, maybe we should end this?

So scared of cutting their losses, they'll drive full speed off a cliff because politics rules over principle. Hell, they'd run the corpse of Charlie Manson, and at this point, that would be a breath of fresh air. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.