Gutfeld! Monologues - Political Estrangement

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, a 28-year-old woman poses as a NYC high school student, alarming school officials and authorities.  Meanwhile, nearly 40% of Americans have lost relationships over political differences, a report reveals. Greg shares his compelling thoughts, and you won’t want to miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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But the not so shocking part, Democrats were way more likely to end things. 66% said they were the ones who bolted. Republicans, 27%. Probably after they were called Nazis. But why are Lib so intolerant when they always claim they're the ones? open-minded ones. Well, the left sees human relationships as conditional on ideological compliance, and they attach moral value to your political preferences. It's why righties are more willing to stay friends, stay friends with a Kamala supporter, but Democrats will dump you for owning a Dukes

of Hazard collectible dinner plate. It's happened. Now, we've done stories like this before, how relationships end over opinions on Trump. But Trump being capable of generating such hate, overshadows the key question. If I don't care that you don't like Trump, why do you care if I do? You know, it sounds like the same argument I had with my wife about Jesse. But I'm still friends with people who vote left

because I think they're mistaken, not malicious. Meanwhile, Dems get really angry if I don't like what they like. Instead of simply accepting me for who I am, an extremely good dancer who's banned from the Planet Fitness steam room. Thank you. But if someone finds out you voted for Trump, it's a tidal wave of disbelief, then confusion, then resentment,

and then you're going to hear, uh, sorry, I have to go. I have to drive my wife's boyfriend to work. But it's a one-way street. We don't force you to agree with us. We only ask that you don't go into the women's locker room if you have a dong. Very low bar, people. That's all we have. Not much. So why this guy? in reactions to preferences. While the left will say, would you remain friends with someone who likes Hitler? Well, only if he lets me use his helicopter. But that's the problem, viewing Trump as Hitler,

which immediately insults me, who is your friend who likes Trump. So when you call Trump Hitler, you make the assumption that I am supporting a Hitler figure. But if that's true, then why have you been friends with me for years? How did you just figure out now that I'm evil? You loved grilling burgers with me. You hung out with me at my house, and we even skinny dipped at the McDonald's ball pit. Yet now, I'm a fascist, a Hitler groupie.

But if I like Trump and you like me, wouldn't you at the very least question your assumptions about Trump? If you're my friend, you realize your Hitlerism, it can't be real. And that maybe you are terrible at deciding who's like Hitler, because you said that about every Republican president in my lifetime. And this explains the revulsion to your Trump support. Underneath it is a partial recognition that they may be wrong. And they wonder to themselves, if I love Uncle Jerry and Uncle Jerry loves Trump, then what am I missing? So I would suggest to you, feverish Trump haters,

maybe your overreaction is there to protect an opinion you know is vulnerable. It's like when I used to drink, I would mock people who didn't, because I didn't understand it and it bothered me a little. Plus, it's the only way I knew how to make working with Dana tolerable. But I would wonder, what did they know that I didn't? And what do I know about drinking that I won't admit? It calls into question my own filter on life. And it's that way with Trump.

They can't admit that they have a problem. And it's a lot easier to avoid the problem by avoiding the people who remind you it's there. Let's welcome to you. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.