Gutfeld! Monologues - Politics Over Patriotism

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, A recent poll reveals that Democrats have lost their American pride. Greg attributes the pride gap between Democrats and Republicans to the fundamental differences in how each side views politics and the country. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And now we can all relax and order these matching hoodies to get cozy and cute, fast. Fast free delivery. It's on prime. All right. According to a new poll, Democrats have lost pride in the United States, although I'm not sure how you lose something you never had. That's like a poll revealing that Joy Behar lost her sex appeal. But apparently just 36% of Dems are extremely or very proud to be a yank. That's down from 62% a year ago back when the president had a body temp of a crisp 62 degrees.

But when Trump won, their national pride nosedived like a pilot listening to Kilmead's audiobook. Now they're feeling about as proud as a dad whose son was just named Prom Queen. I know. The more you know. But the right has a much different view of our red, white, and blue. And it's the flag the left considers a hate crime, especially if it blocks their queers for Palestine banner. 92% of Republicans said they're proud of being an American.

The other 8% are watching MSNBC. Not even done. Their July 4th coverage includes Rachel Maddow, barbecuing bald eagles over a burning American flag. But hey, while the Dems reek of despair, Republicans smell great. Which leads one to ask, are new Trump fragrances here? My new Trump fragrances are here. They make a great Christmas present.

I've named them fight, fight, fight, because they represent winning. We all want to be winning. We have to win as a nation. We want to win as a family. This fragrance is all about. strength and success and confidence for men and for women. Get yourself a bottle and don't forget to grab one for your loved ones too. They'll thank you and they'll even smell good. I just ordered 47. You know, if the Dems had a fragrance, it'd be called Exodus because like

their party, it would drive people away. But the GOP has every right to be proud. The borders cleaned up, gas prices are down, stock markets roaring, and Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres are polluting other countries' air with their toxic but we're patriotic all the time. Even under Biden, 85% of us were still proud to be an American. Why? For us, politics takes a backseat to the country. It's something we got to deal with to be sure, but it's not our identity. But when politics doesn't tilt in the left's favor, it ruins their lives. because it's who they are. So it's no wonder the second Trump does something great,

they lose their shit faster than a knocked over porta potty. Oh, they love separating people by race, size, class, education, yet they can't separate politics from their daily lives. Without politics, they'd lose their personal identity quicker than Barbara Streisand after a nose job. Politics was meant to solve conflicts without violence. That's it. And it's good when people don't always get what they want.

That means you compromised. The left doesn't get it. For them, politics must infect schools, entertainment, relationships. Republicans are different. Our lives are like a shopping mall. And politics is like the Spencer's on the third floor. If it goes out of business, the rest of the mall is fine. Maybe even better.

Although I couldn't get that I love to fart mug that I wanted. But for Dems, politics is that mall's foundation. And once something doesn't go their way, the rest of their lives collapse, along with a foot locker, anti-Ans, and Panda Express, which uses real panda meat. They are adorable before you eat them. Then they take it out, their anger out on everyone else. If they can't be happy, you can't be happy. But counting on politics for happiness will only make you angrier.

especially when your party promises existential crisis at every turn. Worst, the very idea of measuring patriotism is an affront to the left, because it's not a variable that's included in judging a good person. You might as well measure who is the prettiest member of Antifa. The modern Dem believes America is simply oppressors tormenting the oppressed, that patriotism champions that. They can't love this country because then, they betray their own identity, an identity mired in gloom.

But since misery loves company, no surprise, the fourth will feature anti-Trump protests, where they will bravely stand for real freedom and build a vision of a free America, which to them means thwarting an elected president, promoting activist judges, and bullying people into silence. No wonder there is popular on the fourth as losing fingers. Let's wait for Trump's guess. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app.

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