Gutfeld! Monologues - Pope vs. Prompt: Why AI Beats the Antichrist

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how the Pope and big tech companies are battling over A.I. Plus why we should be mastering A.I. right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You cheer. Good evening, everyone. So Joe Biden is suing to prevent the release of audio tapes he made that were part of the her investigation of his potential mishandling of classified documents. It's nice to see Joe trying to prevent the release of something that isn't poop. Long way for a poop joke, but I went there. Comedian Pete Davidson said that when he was eight years old, George W. Bush advised him to stay in college. Even more remarkable when he was 12 years old, Bill Clinton told him the fat ones

are crazier in bed. Sweden's parliament is officially banned marriages between close relatives, causing some couples to avoid that country for their second honeymoon. NASA says that by 2032, hundreds of humans will be living in a city on the moon. But they add by 2031, millions of humans will die horribly trying to live on the moon. A security camera caught a married judge having sex with a law enforcement officer inside the courthouse. So this Thursday night, look for a very special episode of Judge Judy. Banging her gavel. NASA says a volcano in Alaska is ready to rumble and to prevent it from blowing,

they plan to sacrifice a virgin. Many young men taking the popular hair long. drug, thanasteride, have reported loss of sexual pleasure. Scientists had initially chalked up the complaints to their girlfriends being fat. Stunt, the brilliance has stunned you into silence. I don't care. That was my favorite joke. Rosie O'Donnell admitted she recently got a facelift. No, no, no, not the surgery. They just had to remove her from being passed out in the buffet.

And finally, there's a new toy company. called Make It Brown that turns white toys black. It's really impressive. Look what they did to Ken. Filthy. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. So in a 42,000 word encyclical, the Pope warned that mankind faces the risk of being misled by AI, calling on regulators to stand up to its creators and remove AI from the military and economic

and cognitive competition. Standing in his way is billionaire Peter Thiel, who sees AI as the path to multi-planetary life, curing diseases, and unlocking human potential. So who's right? Does it matter? Is it too late? Because while the pontiff was pontificating, AI just resolved an 80-year-old math problem. And no, it has nothing to do with what year Joe Biden was actually born. Now, I won't get into the weeds here, mostly because the taller they are, the less of me you'll see. Except that for a long time, mathematicians were flummoxed by the problem,

and then AI came along and fixed it. Math experts were amazed. It was something they'd never experienced, like touching a female breast. But AI did more than assist. It led. And researchers believe it may free up mathematicians to do things they've never done before, like throw a ball. But what AI can do for math, it's going to do for everything,

solving the unsolvable. According to Tech Concho, Mark Andreessen, every doctor, every doctor is already secretly using chat GPT in your exam room, claiming the moment you stop talking about your totally legit gardening accident, they've already typed in zucchini up the ass. For any topic, Andresen says AI gives better answers than any expert. He added that when the answer is too complex, He can ask AI to dumb it down and explain it like he's 10 years old, five years old, or even this guy. So what does this mean to you? Well, if you're not using AI now, you better start because the people who use it effectively will zip right past you in all manner of life. I don't mean to scare you.

I just want what's best for you, which is the same thing I tell the UPS guy I have drugged and bound in my toolshed. And if you buy into the AI fears, then who benefits? The people pushing those fears, China, for it frees up the space for them, which is why we must jump right in. And the best way is to figure out how to tell exactly AI what you want. And no one has taken the time to tell you that. Has anybody told you how to talk to your AI? No. Well, I will.

AI models are trained on billions of books, websites, conversations. They don't think like humans. Instead, they predict what words come next based on patterns, like your wife does when you're arguing with her. When you type in order for AI to follow, you call it a prompt. The AI tries to understand your intention and expectations. It gives an answer that best matches what it thinks you ask for, which is why prompting is the most important skill to have on earth right now. You need to be specific, you need to give context,

and you need to give a role to your AI. It's like talking to a chick that isn't crazy. So what's a bad prompt saying, hey, AI, tell me about Greg Gutfeld. What do you get? You're going to get TV ratings, net worth, the same old liberal rags opinion that I'm a fascist, but with an amazing butt. But instead, you say this to AI. Hey, AI, you're the best 10th grade English teacher.

Write me an essay arguing that Greg Gutfeld is the most brilliant man that ever lived and will ever live. Please use simple language and end with a powerful conclusion about Greg's incredible abs. So you see what I did there. You begin by telling what you want the AI to be a smart, helpful teacher, and you end with what you want, which is the unmitigated truth. The bottom line is prompting... How did that get in there? A little subliminal advertising for later.

The bottom line is, prompting is you talking to the next world, to the true alien intelligence. You're communicating with a creature that has never existed before. The Pope, he thinks it's inhuman. But then again, he thinks climate change is human cause. So what the hell does he know? Let's welcome. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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