Gutfeld! Monologues - Porn for the Condemned: California's Death Row Tablets

Episode Date: May 16, 2026

As seen on Gutfled! Greg discusses how California inmates are accessing pornography on government funded tablets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And now they're using them to watch porn. What do you think they wanted them for after all? Googling how to turn your toilet into a slow cooking crock pot. California Corrections claims the screens will be tightly controlled education tools. They will provide inmates with access to the Bible, education, and re-entry resources. But what kind of re-entry resources are necessary on death row? The only way they'll re-enter society is when they're dead. Maybe they can register to vote Democrat.

Yeah, in your face, Democrats. But turns out murderers find lesbians more entertaining than Leviticus. Here's Chris Rufo with Trace Gallagher's hot cousin, John Roberts. Who did you interview? We interviewed a dozen death row inmates, rapists, murderers, child molesters, all of the most kind of horrific crimes imaginable. And they told us very straightforwardly. Prisoners are using them to watch pornography, to have X-rated video chats with people on the outside.

And in at least one case, a prisoner was using it to groom and abuse a minor girl on the outside. But the big question is this. Why on earth is Gavin Newsom providing personal pornography devices to every inmate in the state of California? Good question. So that's a message sent to a victim's family. if you murder someone, you don't get the chair, just hot stepmoms tied to one. One man Rufo interviewed was serial killer Robert Mori, strangled three women to death. And thanks to Gav, he used his tablet to get nudes

from a 22-year-old German chick who said she was hoping he would share his story for her class project. Well, he did, and he called it how to get a dumb German chick naked without being David Hasselhoff. According to Rufo, another serial murderer used his screen time to watch porn and short clips of his family at the beach, which sounds like porn if you're Ilhan Omar. An inmate who killed three got videos of women dancing in a thong.

But he committed suicide when it turned out these were the women. And in classic Cali fashion, there's no restriction. based on offense, sex offender Nathaniel Diaz used his to torment his victim, a 12-year-old girl, allegedly telling her to send him sexually explicit images, and he made thousands of calls, forcing her to speak with him, all from his prison cell. Well, with prison amenities like that, who needs to run for office to attack women? Now, Newsom calls these allegations flat-out false. He claims prison tablets do not provide open Internet. access. But inmates say they can easily bypass these restrictions, since after all, they are

criminals in case governor f***ase forgot. Now obviously, death row wasn't created to make serial killers comfy. There's no right to internet porn. At least that's what they told me at the library. But in California, compassion trumps common sense. Newsom's administration says the tablet program brings digital equity to justice impacted criminals. Justice impacted. In the old days, we used to call that guilty. And so far, there's no equity for the bullet impacted victims. But this is all part of Newsom's mission to reimagine the prison system.

He's halted all executions, making the gas chamber as dusty as Kathy Griffin's vagina. Sorry for the image. Oh. He dismantled Death Row, sending inmates to Gen Pop and turned San Quentin into summer camp, adding classrooms, a cafe, podcast studios. Yes, podcasts. Get ready for an hour of hilarious anecdotes about dropping the soap. Oh.

But in California, the people who follow the rules always come last. And the people who don't come in a sock in their jail cell. I don't make the rules. Whether it's health care for illegals, needles for addicts, porn for prisoners, compassion is reserved for the ones gaming the system. Proving once again that if you leave Dems to their own devices, they're just going to give those devices to death row inmates. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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