Gutfeld! Monologues - President Biden Breaks Another Promise!

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld! Host of the Tyrus & The Wise Men podcast, Tyrus guest hosts and delivers a monologue knocking President Biden for breaking his pledge to not pardon his son Hunter Biden.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Greg is off today, following his other passion, being an elf on the shelf. Could you imagine? President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter, despite previously pledges not to, which brings the total number of promises made and broken by the President Biden to all of them. According to a new study, 31% of Americans think they financially made it, with it being plans to move back in with their parents. The Kamala Harris campaign is struggling to pay off their $20 million debt.

Expert blame it on female-run campaign, not having the experience of picking up the tab. Read the room, guys. It's 90% women in here. I'm dying over here. On this date in 1804, Napoleon crowned himself the emperor of France. In other news, enjoy your time off, Greg. Britney Spears is 43 today.

Coincidentally, 43 is a number of people who attended her last concert. Still a lot of women in the room. All right. The New York Times is now referring to women as non-transgendered women. If you want to know the difference, give them both a driving test. All right, let's do the monologue. So you might have heard the big news yesterday. Christmas came early for this guy.

That's right. Never Say Never Joe signed a full and unconditional pardon of his son, Hunter. Now, Hunter was convicted of federal gun and drug charges earlier this year. and was facing more federal tax charges in California. But the pardon covers any crimes he could have committed over the past decade. Meaning, if you helped him cook meth or misplaced a hooker's body around 2015, you're probably good. So how's Hunter taking the news?

We caught up for him for comment. Yeah! Of course, we all know that Joe and his press secretary said multiple times over the past year that they wouldn't pardon his son. I'm extremely proud of my son, Hunter, and I am satisfied that I'm not going to do anything. I said I abide by the jury decision. I will do that, and I will not pardon him. Have you ruled out a pardon for your son? Yes.

Does the president have any intention of pardoning him? We've been asked that question multiple times. Our answer stands, which is no. I want to rethink that answer. So, yeah, Joe lied, and like his presidential diaper, he was full of crap. But Joe is on a roll. He also pardoned several others. Kamala Harris received a pardon for killing 18 boxes of Merlot.

Randy Weingart received a pardon for, you guessed it, steroid abuse. Chris Christie received a pardon for hogging all the white meat at Thanksgiving. And Doug Emoff received a pardon for marrying a loser. All right, don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. is brought to you by Amazon Prime. From streaming to shopping, Prime helps you get more out of your passions. So whether you're a fan of true crime

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And remember the media. ate it up like they were Joey Chestnut at a hot dog eating contest. A current president of the United States has so much respect for the law that he has said he would not pardon his son. Hunter Biden was found guilty and Joe Biden has very clearly said he would not pardon his son, he would not commit his sentence. Featured commitment from the president accepting the outcome of the trial and also pledging not to pardon his son. You've got Donald Trump who has said that he will pardon the jail. January 6th, insurrectionists. They're not even his sons.

They're just sons of bitches. You have one side, Democrats and Joe Biden protecting the justice system. And on the other, Republicans and Trump protecting Trump. For real? So the message at the time, Biden's the good guy who respects the rule of law and Trump's the bad guy. And now the media is already out there saying Republicans are pouncing on Biden's lies. But we're not doing that because we understand that family. always Trump's right and wrong, whether it's the mafia or a bunch of ass clowns from Delaware.

And in Biden's case, we knew this was coming. If you're expressing shock and raise over this, then you're no different than the people expressing shock and raise that Trump won. How did you not expect this? As they say in the adult film industry, you should have seen it coming. Now the ladies are coming around, the ladies are coming around. What people should consider is Hunter going to jail, is it not going to affect my life? No, not at all. The pardon has no effect on you unless you collect art that looks like it came from a chip with arthritis. A politician's corruption only matters if it affects you.

And with the Bidens, it does, but not in the way. way you might expect. So how does this story benefit us? It could be another step in the red pilling of the Democrats who thought Biden was somehow a trustworthy person, and shielding his son was the last straw. No, not the one up his nose. Maybe now they'll see what was obvious all along. Joe Biden's a senile, corrupt weasel who exploited power to the line his pockets, and Hunter is the chip off the old block. And just maybe, it could be a final wake-up call to anyone who's holding out thinking the left wasn't avoiding accountability at all costs. And incidentally, if anything I said has offended anyone, pardon me.

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