Gutfeld! Monologues - President Biden Mishandled More Papers And It’s Giving Dems Vapors

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld!, Host of The Story and The Untold Story podcast, Martha MacCallum, Journalist and Political Commentator Charlie Hurt, FOX News Contributor, Joey Jones and Co-host of the Tyrus and Timpf Podcast Kat Timpf discuss the government’s mishandling of the COVID-19 pandemic. Later, the panel weighs in on the discovery of classified documents at President Biden’s Delaware home and former office. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Yes, welcome tonight's guest. She's like a laser, accurate, and once helped remove hair from my back. Anchor and executive editor of the story, Martha McAllo. He knows 101 uses for WD40. Fox News contributor Johnny Joey Joe. He looks better on a panel than an extra coat of varnish. Washington Times opinion editor Charlie Hurts.

And finally, all the classified documents in her home are restraining orders. Fox News contributor, Kat Toom. Martha, Martha, Martha. You know, I understand when people lie, it's always for our own. own good. Is that what they say? It's like, you know what? We just want to elevate your fear so you do the right thing. Doctors will tell you, you know, you should eat more bran or your, you know, your butt's going to fall off. I don't know if they actually said. My doctor has never said that to me. But do you think that the intent matters if they're lying? No, I mean, it certainly

appears that there was an effort to scare people into behaving in a certain way because they weren't sure what was really causing it or how to stop it. So they just tried to scare everyone into certain behaviors. And it's interesting because in this same piece, Denmark says, you know, why didn't you guys figure this out? There's a big difference between dying with COVID and from COVID. And I love the gunshot wound example. It's like, you don't have to be a doctor to figure out that maybe the person died from the gunshot wound and not from COVID. And then they put it in the COVID column or even in both columns in some cases. And I, did a little math, which is always a little dangerous for me. Especially because you are

female. A sexist would say. Cot all of you in this. But basically, even if it's a third, right, of the number that we were told, it's down at like 330,000. Is that crazy? That's 0.1% of the American population. And the American population, the death rate for cancer is about twice that. Yeah. It's crazy, huh? So it's, yeah. It's really problematic. And I think that it really has put a huge dent in people's trust in believing people in authority. I can't imagine. And there needs to be a little bit of, a little bit of, you know, we really blew it.

Yeah, a little bit of humility. Come on. You know, you guys lied to us, Joey. They may, if you dare a question. Now the people that were mocked end up being right. Yeah. But maybe they've moved on because they have lives. But, I mean, it's like all this stuff, all this stuff divided a country as well.

Listen, hunting season ended my part of Georgia on Sunday. You would be surprised at the amount of deer that are about to die from COVID in my back yard. Thankfully, it tastes the same, no big deal. Dip the bullets in hydrochloroquine. Hydrox. Is that the horse? Hydrox and chloroquium. You want them to die.

That would save their. My three-year-old daughter does not. She thinks I'm going to shoot them, and then the ambulance is going to show. up and fix it. So we'll get there. We'll get there. We'll figure it out. Hey, listen, this is tough because we knew this already. All the normal people already knew this. We saw it happen in our lives. We had people in our lives that died, and we saw this happen. There are certainly people that died what seemed inexplicably because they were in good health from COVID. We'll never take away from that or diminish that. But our government used that fact against us, and that's

what we need to be focused on now. You know what it reminds me of, Charlie? I'm like, reminds me of Vietnam. Remember Vietnam, Charlie? I do not. Those were the back then. It was crazy times, huh, Charlie? No, but what I'm saying, we will always debate the Vietnam War. Oh, yeah. Right? We will always, and it feels, and it went 30, 40 years. I have a feeling that this is going to be treated like that kind of a war where you have, no one's ever going to actually, history books aren't going to tell us the truth. Because of the reckless politicization of the whole thing. Yeah, no, and, and, you know, when you look at these numbers, it can't be surprised. the federal government always does this. I know Kat loves to talk about this. They have no concept

of consequences of what they do. And when you set up a system where a rural hospital is awarded a certain amount of money if they just check a box that says COVID, you can't blame it. It's not like dishonest nurses all over the country. No, these are people, you know, they want a healthy hospital that's thriving, that's helping their community. And if they can just check COVID, they're going to check COVID. But the really amazing thing about it, and you know, whenever we have a moment to look back, I think it's so important, and you did a good job of this, remembering that Dr. Wen was so, you know, just because she's right now, she was one of the worst of the wrong. All these experts suck. All of them. But she was one of the people who she promoted the government

forced vaccine. She said, she wrote a column where she said that people who are not vaccinated are worse than drunk drivers. Yeah. And so while I think it's great to applaud the fact that she finally sees the light, but let's not forget, she was wrong the entire time. And now it's so obvious, even stupid and or evil people like her now realize that it's indefensible. Mm-hmm. It's true.

And it's not everybody's wrong. Yeah. Everybody's wrong, right? But it's like the people that were most wrong were the most stubborn about not admitting they were wrong. And it's ridiculous for so many reasons. They were wrong and they would rather have, you know, see your business shut down or your kids having learning loss than admitting, hey, I was wrong in a situation where it's understandable to be wrong because at first we knew very little about this virus. And I'm not going to try to appeal to the government by saying, hey, the right thing to do would be to admit it because I don't think they care. rather, I would say, it can help you sometimes

to just admit that you're wrong. I do it all the time. No. Yes, no, because sometimes someone's hammering you and if you're just like, you're right, I really did not do a good job there. That's usually in a men's room. No, this is, well,

I don't know what you mean by that. I was talking about, well, this thing came up about some of my behavior at a wedding a few years ago. And rather than defend myself, I was like, yeah, that was tough. And guess what? Everybody stopped hammering me about it because I was like, you're right. I really sucked that day.

Try it. Sometimes the way you can end an argument is by admitting that you messed up, but they refused to do so, even when it couldn't be more obvious. Yeah, I think everybody knew that there was, we would bring up the idea of overcounting. Right. And it was wrong. They were lying. This is as bad as like the mass stuff, in my opinion.

I mean, it's like we were, we thought more people were dying and we changed our lives and it turned out that they were full. I think that they were lying to cover up the fact that they had been wrong. We really did need to put all these things. And also now they're ready to move on. So that's why they're like, okay, you know, by the way, you know, you don't have. And even now with this new one, they're like, the numbers are very low. So, and obviously things have changed dramatically over the past several years.

But I think it's clearly a sign that they're ready to move on. Anybody care to defend Jimmy Fallon's, uh, Charles? Hey, he's desperate. He's got, you know, he's got a, you know, he's got a makeup. Fred Schneider B-52's take, I have to say. I don't know how much they pay you to do that. It's probably enough. Yeah.

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and it's given Democrats the vapors. So could documents be the last straw for America's senile grandpa? Following the White House admission that more classified documents were found at President Biden's Delaware home, it seems even fellow Dems admit it's worth a thorough investigation, right? And that includes Adam Schiff, a guy normally less interested in the truth than Madonna's plastic surgeon. Nah. So does he think appointing a special counsel was the right move?

I do think it's the right move. Is it possible that national security was jeopardized? I don't think we can exclude the possibility without knowing more of the facts. We have asked for an assessment in the intelligence community of the Mar-a-Lago documents. I think we ought to get that same assessment of the documents. Holy crap. Did our least favorite Martian just say Biden should be treated the same as Trump? Is that even possible?

Hey, everybody, Joe Biden gets peed on by Russian hookers. Boy, would that make Hunter jealous. But Schip's not the only one. Democratic senators and sycophants are now turning on Joe. Classified documents are to be taken seriously, and they are to be handled with a great deal of care. Nobody's above the law. By stumbling and bumbling around,

by not getting their timeline right, by you still saying, unknown number of documents found in Biden's correct. No, no more unknown. Amateur hour is over, and they just mishandled it from day one, because again, I'm only saying it because it's true. Hmm. Only saying it because it's true. Excellent reasoning, Beavis.

No. He is Beavis. I keep switching them up. Morning Joe should spring for some name tags, frankly. Finally, CNN's Jim McCorm. Accusing Republicans of doing exactly what the Dems have been doing since the Big Bang. For many Republicans, the argument seems to be that President Biden is both not mentally fit to hold office. And yet he's supposed to be this, you know, in the minds of some Republicans, this criminal mastermind who is holding on to these documents for some nefarious reason.

Does that make any sense? He used to say the same damn thing about Trump, you jackass. Fun fact Fun fact, if you just say Kaylee McAnney to Jim, he wets himself. So what's Joe think of all this? Hey, look, look. Now, you can't commit a crime

if you don't know that you're committing a crime. And I don't even know what, I know there's a box in my garage, but I keep my garage locked. And I wouldn't even know how to, There's a button. You push a button, but the button's in the car, and the car's in the garage.

So how's anyone going to get in there? Come on, man. Charlie. I'm sorry, when Adam Schiff changes his tune that fast, something's up. I smell something. Yeah. What do I smell, Charlie?

I don't have any evidence for this, but this is my theory, since we're talking about president. Let's go with it. I, you know, so the FBI is already investigating Hunter Biden. I think that they, that at some point, I mean, imagine the stuff that we, you know, think about all the stuff we've already seen about, about, can you imagine if you had, like, search warrants and you could, like, had investigative powers?

Imagine the stuff the FBI is probably digging up about Hunter Biden now and all of his connections. And I really do believe at some point, and it's happened in the last couple of weeks since the election, they all got to get, and we now know how deeply invested. the Intel community is in our politics. They looked at one another and said, man, this is not going to, we can't. We can't. Get him out. Yeah, we can't stick up for this guy.

We can't do for, we can't cover it for this guy in the next election like we did in the last election. And I mean, I've never seen rats jumping the ship like this. This is crazy, Kat. I thought that this was going to be treated like everything else, but it seems like it's not. Are the walls closing in? Okay, I'm just going to try to put this like gently and kindly. What? Which is sometimes tough for me.

I just don't, of course they would be doing this because why are they going to go out of their way to protect Joe Biden? Because, you know, they're worried that, oh, this is such a shame that this is happening. It's going to cut short what would be a long, promising political career. He's been in politics just about the amount of time that United States has been a country. Right. That's actually, I did math, too. That is actually a fact. So, I mean, regardless of whether they decide to hitch themselves to this wagon or not, the wagon's not going much further.

Right. So I think it's one of the easiest things in the world for them to do to say, yeah, this is bad. Because, I mean, he's really old. He's not, doesn't seem to be up to the task of being president, nor has he been the entire time. So, I don't know. It's the opposite of jumping on a bandwagon. Yes. You're right. You're right. This is terrible because there's no good that can come from staying by his

Yeah, you know, I used this analogy before, Joey. It's like when all of a sudden the popular kid in school has done something really embarrassing and everybody just lets him, you know, suffer alone in isolation. That never happened to. I got punched in a Facebook girl in a bleachers one time and I was not popular for a couple weeks after that. Matter of fact, it might not have ever been popular to begin with. Yes. I don't remember. Block that part out. Hey, listen, Jim Acosta, nobody thinks this dude is a criminal mastermind. No. We think he's an idiot.

We think he's so much of an idiot that he takes care of his crackhead son that leaves his laptop everywhere with all the evidence on it. As a matter of fact, he's admitted to most of the he's done. I mean, he stood in front of us and told us that he made a deal to get Ukraine's equivalent to an investigator out of office. He's told us about the things he's done. We're just all sitting here twilling our thumbs in amazement that people like Jim Acosta just don't care. care because anything is better than Trump in their religion, and they're coming, you know, as my mama would say, Jesus is coming back. Like, it's reckoning.

It's time to think about what you've been worshipping this whole time. Martha, Jesus is coming back. What I take away from this turn of events that you guys are all talking about is this might be really bad if we need it to be. So we're going to keep this, you know, all the supporters of the president. And we're going to keep this on the burner because if we need this, we're going to employ this exit strategy, right? So they're happy because now they have an exit strategy. And you can kind of trace the ups and downs of the Biden favorability, right?

Because before he ran or when he was running, they liked everybody but him. David Axelrod came out and said he was like, Mr. Magoo wandering around the stage on the debates. He said he has no idea where he is and he shouldn't be doing this, something that had effect. then after the midterms he's just like oh superman right and now and you know all of a sudden he's going to run again after every single one of these same people said there was no way he was

going to run again so now all the way down right so I think we have a few more of these cycles to go before 2024 but as you were saying we were talking about this in the break if they don't have somebody else to beat their 2024 candidate they probably

will find a way to rally back around to Joe if they think he's the only one that can do it Yeah, I just got to pump them full of drugs. Oh, and it works. Yeah, it does. I mean, his performance the day after the election was one of the great wonders of modern American medicine. Very strong. It's still amazing.

I want what he's having. All right. We're out of time. Thank you, Martha McCallum. Johnny Joey Jones. Charlie Her cattip, our studio audience, I want you said, I'm a greedy. Please, Callagher, I love you, America.

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