Gutfeld! Monologues - President Biden Returns To The Main Stage!

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on former President Biden's first public speech since leaving office. Plus, he reacts to the The View co-hosts coming to the defense of a suspected gang member. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Yes, all right. Good, good, good, good. Yes. Okay, good. Good. An audience with hands. Happy Wednesday, everyone. In Chicago last night, former President Biden gave his first speech since leaving office. As a result, millions of Americans now believe in life after death. He was speaking to a group of advocates for the disabled, who were surprised to learn the keynote speaker was one of their clients.

During his speech, he referred to black children as colored kids, which I heard was an improvement over his first draft. You know, but it was nice after the speech, she was greeted by a throng of well-wishers. According to a new poll, California voters are not excited about Kamala Harris running for governor. To improve her support among Hispanics, she's been working with a consultant. The world's first sperm race in which humans, sperm cells will compete on a microscopic track will take place in Los Angeles. Yeah, the winner goes home on this sock. Looks familiar, huh, Joe?

The UK's top court ruled that so-called trans women do not fit the legal definition of woman. This, from a legal system full of men that wear wigs. At least they can pass. New York A.G. Letitia James is under investigation for falsifying records to get loans. Funny, isn't this exactly the thing she tried to prosecute Trump for? Makes me wonder, what if she banged Stormy Daniels? On one loan, Letitia reportedly listed her father as her husband. Hey, ladies, stay in your lane, said one woman.

Finally, California is proposing a new bill that allows homeless college kids to sleep in their cars on campus. I highly recommended, said one man. Homeless Dawn. All right, so apparently this entire week has been about one guy. You know, the Maryland dad with three kids. who also happens to being illegal, likely a gang member and perhaps a domestic abuser. His name, don't know, don't care.

All right? I got a family, a new baby, a dog, a job, a neighborhood plagued by violent creeps. I don't need this. Here's what I do know. He's here illegally, and like Joe Biden, after a three-bean burrito, he has to go. But face with an adult salute. to a real problem, the media yet again creates an imaginary concern from the same playbook that they always use. You worry about voter fraud? They say voter ID is racist. You worry about

government fraud and abuse? They claim doses cutting Social Security. You worry about crime. They claim all cops are racist. You worry about medical monsters experimenting on children. They claim trans kids are killing themselves. Once you see this script, you can't unsee it. When we try to solve a real problem, they create the imaginary concern to, manipulate public opinion. But this time it's not working. Overwhelmingly, the American public favored deportations of illegals, no matter what bull you conjure up. So kids are not, he's illegal, he goes. And here's why. Let's go all the way back to a few months ago. Remember those migrants coming in by the millions, migrants who we had no intel on, who we

didn't vet, didn't investigate, who we identified only enough to write checks to? We knew less about those young men than the ones I meet at truck stops. Planes arriving in the middle of the night. New programs created by executive order, supposedly by a guy who couldn't find his way off the stage without a zip line. And all it took to get refugee status was saying, I hate tortillas. But now it's time for them to leave. Suddenly we're all social workers. Oh, he has kids. He works so hard. Well, pal, maybe don't pick a country. You're illegally in to start a family.

It sounds harsh. Now, when it's compared to the arrogant indifference of Democrats, when women got raped and murdered by illegals that they let in. Not to mention the relentless violence in cities they ignored for years because it was under their watch. And now a couple of Democrat congressmen say they want to fly to El Salvador to retrieve this scum, who is an El Salvador citizen, by the way, not an American one.

Corey Booker wants to visit the prisoners in El Salvador. And that makes sense. It's the only place where people can't get up and leave when he starts yapping. But do the Dems

realize they have no authority in El Salvador? El Salvador is a little different than the green room at the view. For one, the tattoos on the view were branded by farmers. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for MintMobil.

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I've seen it. But really, the Maryland dad is just the latest awful prop for the latest awful narrative. A diversion to make you forget what the Biden regime chose to import with the media cheering them on. The crime, the fentanyl, the overwhelmed schools, the raped and murdered women. Joe did a killer job. And by that, I mean, he actually got people killed. The media wants us crying over this dude. Sorry.

I'm saving my outrage for the Americans that Biden, Harris, and New York is burdened, hurt, and betrayed. And yet the press is losing it like someone just said, Brian Stelter farted. The mainstream media has run more stories on this jackass than they did on the victims of the crime wave created by the open border they created. Look, it's simple. Deportation is the corrective to importation. When they came in, our terrible leaders didn't ask questions. Instead, they cared more about border agents getting whipped or whipping migrants. So now, when it's time to go, I'm not wasting mental shelf space on their concerns. Oh, but we're not sure he's MS-13. That sounds like a lot of the guys cat used to date. But I repeat, I don't care. And don't get me started on, but isn't there a process? Yes, there is. Yes, there is.

It's called hit the f*** road. You can argue the legal shit all you want. Have added, Clarence Darrow, whatever his name is. But all of that is downstream from the initial. massive injustice, a Democrat government that deliberately flooded the country with illegals. If they didn't create this mess, we wouldn't have to clean it up. It's that simple. If you want to argue the legal implications, call 1-800, I don't give a f***. Let's welcome!

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