Gutfeld! Monologues - President-elect Trump Isn't Tired Of Winning

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, Host of the Tyrus & The Wise Men Podcast, Tyrus roasts Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis after it was ruled that she be removed from the 2020 election interference case against President-elect Donald Trump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And the new Lex Luthor looks awfully familiar. Sadly, HBO will no longer produce new episodes of the iconic children's show Sesame Street. As a result, guess who's been full? forced into the streets to sell their bodies. Oh, there's more. And some members of the cast took it so hard they decided to end it all. For instance, here's a recent shot of Big Bird.

R.I.P. No one touched the grouch, though. He's doing fine. For his latest movie, The Man with the Bag, Arnold Schwarzenegger has transformed into Santa Claus. It's got a great plot, but the ending is totally predictable. Most of the elves end up pregnant. I love Arnold. A Georgia court ruled,

one to two to remove Fannie Willis from the election interference case against President Trump over her relationship with Nathan Wade. Willis will try to appeal the decision by having sex with the other two judges. President Trump has proposed eliminating the debt ceiling,

mainly because his son Barron keeps hitting his head on it. Archaeologists have discovered more than a dozen Egyptian mummies with gold tongues and fingernails, proving that hip-hop is a lot older than we thought. Now to the monologue. Look, whenever I get a chance to fill in for the big, tripping, I mean, little guy, I do love to do music on our breaks because I hate rhyming. But the only thing I hate more than rhyming is the pandemic corruption and wasting of taxpayers' hard, money. As it turns out, the music industry was just as shady as slim.

Last year, a detailed report from Business Insider claimed that Little Wayne, Chris Brown, and others were just a few of the musicians who applied for and received payouts during the pandemic as part of the shuttered venue operations grant. It was a government program meant in part to support all the contractors, drivers, techs, roadies, the artists who are employed, and the only way they make money is when they go on tour. But they didn't know how the artist spent the money until now. After a review of thousands of documents, business insider alleges a handful of artists spent the funds to pay themselves huge amounts or throw lavish parties. And you wonder why America is sick of entertainers.

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But this report showed nothing little about Wayne putting his hands in America's pockets. According to those documents obtained by Business Insider, he spent more than $1.3 million on private jet. half a million on designer clothes, and even 15,000 on flights and hotel rooms for mysterious women, including a waitress at a Hooters-type restaurant. Now, look, I love Hooters as much as the next guy. Well, not as much as these guys. Trust me, they're not going there for the wings. But really, we reached out to Little Wayne and Chris Brown reps for comment.

But just like my dad, when he said he was going to get a pack of Sigs, we never heard back. One more of those. Again, this is Little Wayne who sold his master recordings for $100 million. So while he's partying it up on your dime, the walls were coming down on empty business of everyday Americans. and sure part of the problem was the lockdowns themselves the government forced performers off the road and had a duty to compensate the people who put on their shows but sadly like everything else during COVID

it made the richer richer while the average Joe was left out without a chair when the music stopped so the next time they drop a new album before you buy it remember that you already did hashtag nupset listen ad free with a Fox News Podcasts plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show

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